Wow ya mean men and women are actually different?
Yikes. I wonder what the PC police would hafta say bout this.
Guys: Give thanks for women!
1. Like it or not, we groom you for a real relationship
Whether it’s the mom who taught you to respect us, the sister who told you our secrets, or even the last girl who dumped you because you weren’t ready to settle down, the women in your life help to shape you into the best man you can possibly be. So that when you meet The One, you’ll be ready, willing and able.
2. We’re sympathetic
4. We’re soft.
Soft hair, soft lips, soft skin… and so forth. All in all, it’s a pretty huggable package.
5. We keep your social life hopping
6. We listen
7. We have a civilizing influence
9. We make worthy opponents
10. If you want kids someday, we’re usually willing to have them
And the labor pains. And the stretch marks. And in between, the periods. You’re welcome.
Women: Give thanks for men!
1. We do gross things you don’t want to do
Got a bug that needs squishing? A clogged drain that needs snaking? In this day and age of women doing it for themselves, every once in a while, it’s nice to sit back and let a guy feel like a “real man” and do your dirty work for you.
Whether we’re sweating our butt off hefting air conditioners into your bedroom window or carrying heavy cases of bottled water from the car to the house, dudes are not above getting grimy for your affection.
2. Our constant desire to have s-ex with you has got to be good for your ego
3. We’ll never tell you that you look fat in those jeans
6. You can squeeze our arms as hard as you like during the scary parts of movies
7. Our old college T-shirts are the most comfortable pajamas in the universe
See? There’s a very good reason that we refuse to throw them out.
9. Whenever you’re upset about work, our response is always, “Your boss is an f-ing idiot.”
Women: Give thanks for men!
10. We nearly always make the first move
Asking someone out, leaning in for that first kiss—all instances that can result in ego-destroying rejection. But even the meekest of men are willing to take the risk when a beauty like you steps into our lives. So sit back and enjoy watching us tremble.
Hey, but while it’s amusing to note the often intriguing differences between the se-xes, there is a level at which it becomes menacing.
When a demand for domination or control enters the arena, there is a bitter enmity, more often than not, aimed at women, despite the friendly veneer.
However, Men appear to be going through a crisis of their own these days.
The prescribed roles of men and women have radically changed.
Whereas many of these changes have had rallying and mobilizing effect on women, the many changes have confused the heck out of most men.
Pay for the date?
Open the door for her?
Offer her your seat?
Make the first move?
Women wanted to assume roles that were traditionally men’s roles: to rule the world...no, just kidding………well, not really.
But to become doctors, pilots, lawyers, to manage their own family budget, to play baseball, tennis, or soccer, to be politically active. Women have acquired much more self assuredness, independence and a higher status in our society.
Men, on the other hand, never dreamed of replacing women, or ..of becoming secretaries or housewives..aka “homemakers”. They took their traditional “privileges” for granted all along.
Complex issues……..no simple solutions.
The PC Machine wishes however to deny inherent differences in men and women. They masculinize women and feminize men, regardless of the “true” nature of the gender.
But at what cost hmmmmm.
Be grateful for the gender you are with all its God given proclivities…and heck…Give thanks to Women!…Give thanks to Men!