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Jerusalem Day (a.k.a) Yom Yerushalayim

Wednesday, May 8th, 2013


Jerusalem Day (Hebrew: יום ירושלים, Yom Yerushalayim) is an Israeli national holiday commemorating the reunification of Jerusalem and the establishment of Israeli control over the Old City in June 1967.

The Chief Rabbinate of Israel declared Jerusalem Day a minor religious holiday to thank God for victory in the Six-Day War and for answering the 2,000-year-old prayer of “Next Year in Jerusalem”.

Needless to say..the ahem the “international community” (um guess who that is)never approved the “reunification” of the city under Israeli sovereignty, and many countries (guess who those are)

have not recognized Jerusalem as the capital of the Jewish State.
Surprise surprise eh.

Because clearly every city is “their” capital despite false claims or outright lies huh.

BUT……….(Shhhhhhhhhh…Don’t say their name aloud..They may get ahem…’offended’ and try to blow up some innocent babies at a Marathon somewhere.

That would be despite the fact that Jerusalem has been considered the capital city of the Jewish people since the time of King David, who incidentally conquered it and built it as the seat of his monarchy in approximately 1000 B.C.E.

Uh..That was quite some time ago, was it not?
Sooo..for those of us not in denial about WHO Israel truly belongs to

We celebrate the existence and successes of the modern Jewish State, the ONLY democracy in the entire (blanking)Middle East.

L’Chaim!


HAPPY JERUSALEM DAY!!

Kosher wine anyone?

OK OK OK..Ya twisted mah arm.

Here are some themed ‘treats’ to feast (your eyes) on.
.or to ahem..’steal’. Heh.

MMmmmmmmmmmmm.

Blue and White…Woot!

Yummy. Yummy.

Dang I missed Y’all.

Muzlim Anti-Semitism: AGAIN

Thursday, January 5th, 2012

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PR campaign for fitness center features photo of Auschwitz with slogan ‘Kiss your calories goodbye’

A founder of a Dubai gym was forced to apologize for posting an offensive promotional campaign featuring a photo of a Nazi concentration camp with the slogan “Kiss your calories goodbye,” the Abu Dhabi-based newspaper The National reported.

Earlier this week, Phil Park-inson, 32, posted a series of 10 photos on Facebook, including a shot of the rail tracks leading to Auschwitz-Birkenau, the network of concentration and death camps in Poland where Hitler’s Nazis murdered an estimated 1.3 million people between 1942 and 1944.

Dubai gym ad: Death camp for calories

The most despicable JEW haters on the face of the Earth get another free pass..at doing what they do best: HATING.

Ah yes..the ever so easily “offended” class………..
Say whatever you wish about Jesus, but don’t you dare draw a MuuuhaMAD cartoon.bombcandyani

WHERE ARE THE JEWISH VOICES.. did you hear any outrage yet?
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And….In other Muzlim newz that the NY Times will nevah report:

Abbas vows: No room for Israelis in Palestinian state.

“We have frankly said, and always will say: If there is an independent Palestinian state with Jerusalem as its capital, we won’t agree to the presence of one Israeli in it,” Abbas told reporters in Ramallah.

If that’s not the Doozie of the Day, I don’t know what is.

Facts:
(Those pesky lil things Liberals jus hate to deal with…)

-The Arabs stole Israel once, in what they themselves admittedly called a “war of annihilation” in 1948.

-They “occupied” it for nineteen years and then launched another “war of annihilation” again– against Israel in 1967.

But this time they…errr… lost.fiery4

What did they do in Jerusalem during those 19 years.
Um…Can you say Nothing?signexclamation004

Oh wait…that’s wrong. They desecrated every Jewish Holy site including the destruction of every one of the 57 synagogues.

What they did not do, was call Jerusalem their capital. That was and by the way—-still is -Amman.

Oh..and speakin of discrimination and hatred and Apartheid…. Arabs did not allow free access to people of all Faiths.

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Shocker, I know.angry

That, sweet friends has only EVER occurred under evil, Zionist Israeli sovereignty.jew

Israel has allowed one million Arabs in their one tiny Jewish state.

Why, I have no clue.confused71

The rabidly anti Christian and anti Jewish Muzlims -have twenty-two states with almost no Jews, and Christians leaving in droves.

In Jordan, which was created in 1920 exclusively for those poor put upon “Palestine” Arabs— Jews were banned.

Jordan has NOT ONE JEW.

See any “so called liberals” marching and demonstrating on the streets against this RACIST, apartheid Judenrein state? Don’t answer that.no7

And along comes the typical “Moderate Muzlim” : Abbas, proposing what ALL Muzlims do: ethnic cleansing of Jews.

And no one bats an eye(lash).eyeballani

Who’s gunna give Abbas the memo that Jesus was not born on this day in an ethnically cleansed “Palestinian” state?

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Israel is the only democracy in the Middle East.
Shoud I repeat that 300 times or say it 10X fast?
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Oh and by the way..
Next time Muzlims start their collective whining bout “sensitivity”..Hold up some of these lil photos…apparently ok to use for um…..”advertising” for a GYM:

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HATE HATE HATE.

“It’s all good” as long as IzlamoNazis are the ones spewing insult and injury, right?

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Happy Chanukah!

Wednesday, December 21st, 2011

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Where have all the good Men gone.

When the commanding and dominant Syrian-Greeks sought to eliminate and entirely do away with Jewish life in Israel, the Maccabees did what REAL men do. They fought back.

Physical obstacles did not thwart them.
They did not dhimmi themselves.
They didn’t try to..um… logically “reason” with the enemy.

They didn’t convene Congress or call a board meeting.
Guess what. They didn’t even stop to ask for a second opinion from France or The Kingdumb.

Most see the miracle of Chanukah solely in the jug of oil which lasted eight nights instead of one.

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I see the miracle of Man.
The military victory.

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The Maccabees went to battle against the biggest, strongest army at the time. No cowering. No cringing. No tremblin or shakin in the knees.

They did what men do, when threatened by a deadly, evil enemy who sought to eradicate them all:
They took up arms.

Courage, self-sacrifice and deep, unswerving loyalty and Faith in God.

There is a righteous time to take up the Fight.

Everyone’s a pacifist between wars. It’s like being a vegetarian between meals.
(Colman McCarthy)
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Ya want the short version sweet friends?
“They tried to kill us, we survived, Let’s eat!”

The custom is to eat foods fried or baked in oil, preferably olive oil, due to the fact that the original miracle of the Chanukkah menorah involved the discovery of the small flask of oil used by the Jewish High Priest.

Among the delicacies are potato pancakes, known as “latkes” in Yiddish. Israelis, eat all kinds of doughnuts, especially jelly doughnuts which are deep-fried in oil. Mmmmmmmmmm.

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Dig in!!

Feel free to email me for secret recipes. hehcool2.gif

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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm good!

May your candles and inner light be rekindled this year sweet friends.
May your Faith be renewed.

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May all your traditions be preserved.
May you find depth and meaning this holiday season and peace in your precious heart.
May your home may be blessed with light, laughter and…most of all buckets full of love.

Happy Chanukkah one and all!! jewishani-uddy.gif

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Christmas in Israel:)

Wednesday, December 14th, 2011

Guess which country in the Middle East …
aw never mind…

Not even a challenge eh?doh

Ding ding ding!
You got it.
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Israel is the only Middle Eastern nation that isn’t ferociously anti-Christian.
But Shhhhhhh.

Don’t tell the ever so ‘tolerant’ Muzlims in your midst that.

Oh, and but don’t bother visiting Christian or Jewish holy sites for that matter, in Bethlehem, Jericho, Chebron or Nablus…The um…ever so “tolerant” Muzlim Arabs hold the reins there.

Make sure you get the “Israeli” Tour k.doll-icon-jew-girl

Oh oh..and if you wanted to see Nazareth..think twice..those ever so ‘tolerant’ Muzlims are a majority in that city too…Care to guess how welcoming they are?

But Israel is the prob right?

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Good Lord.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS ONE AND ALL~!

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Keep the Faith Sweet Friends…Please.

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Simchat Torah

Wednesday, October 19th, 2011

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The week long Holiday of Sukkot is characterized by utterly unbridled joy.booyah

It reaches its climax on Simchat Torah, when we celebrate the conclusion, and restart, of the annual Bible reading cycle.

The highlight of the holiday are “hakafot”, marching and dancing with Bible scrolls around the reading table in the synagogue.
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But we all know what the real highlight is.

Shhhhhhhhhhh.
The menu~!

Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

Here are some of our fave dishes round here.

Stuffed Cabbage. wooooooooo.
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Honey Orange Chicken …indeedy.
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Oven-Roasted Veggies.
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Sweet Honey Cake. Wow. I know.kiss

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Sooooooooooo who’s comin to dinner eh?angeal-ani8

JOYOUS AUTUMN AND HARVEST TIME TO Y’ALL SWEET FRIENDS~!
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Fall..and Sukkot:)

Wednesday, October 12th, 2011

Ah…………Fall.

Take a peek outside. Are there more leaves off your trees than on? fall-aniuddy.gif

Are ya sneakin your toesies into those cozy slippers or socks at night?

Is it getting dark on your way home from work already?

The dead giveaway: Cranberry sauce and pumpkin spice up and down the aisles at the supermarket.

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.
(Albert Camus)

Want a real treat on a cool Autumn night?
Try this:
Hot Cranberry Cider

Mmmmmmmmm.

Grab yourself:
6 cups of apple cider
5 cups Cranberry Juice

3 tablespoons of brown sugar
3-4 cinnamon sticks

1 1/2 teaspoons whole cloves
and 3/4 lemon, thinly sliced

Combine the apple cider, cranberry juice, brown sugar, cinnamon sticks, lemon slices and cloves.

Bring them all to a boil.
Reduce the heat, and simmer for 15 minutes.
Remove the cinnamon, cloves, and lemon slices .

Serve it hot, hot hot.kiss.gif

Yummmmm…………joy.gif

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and……………of course…..HAPPY AND JOYOUS SUKKOT!

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Ah yes…………For forty years, our ancestors traversed the Sinai Desert, following the Exodus from Egypt. Yes…Good ole Egypt. (sound familiar)?eek

Stunning and miraculous “clouds of glory” surrounded and shielded them from all the dangers of the desert.

So we remember G-d’s kindness and reaffirm our trust in His providence by dwelling in a sukkah.

What’s a sukkah?einstein

Awww…It’s a hut of temporary construction with a roof covering of branches.

It’s decorated with fruits and lights and shiny, sparkly decorations.
For seven days and nights, Jews eat all their meals in the sukkah and otherwise regard it as their temporary home.

After all …this entire world is truly our “temporary home”..Is it not sweet Friends?

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Please watch or listen..You won’t regret it.

Arab Spring: Time to De-Tox…Again

Monday, October 10th, 2011

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Angry protesters gather in Tripoli to demand deportation of Libyan Jew David Gerbi, who has been trying to reopen a sealed synagogue.

A few hundred angry protesters gathered in central Tripoli on the eve of Yom Kippur on Friday, calling for the deportation of a Libyan Jew who has been trying to reopen a synagogue sealed since ousted Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi expelled the country’s Jewish community in 1967.
Following calls for deportation, Gerbi to return to Rome

The protesters carried signs reading, “There is no place for the Jews in Libya,” and “We don’t have a place for Zionism.”

(tip o the hat to the Zipster)

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Ah yes………..Muzlims worldwide picking up where Adolf left off…nazi-no

They won’t rest till they have a Christian free and Judenrein Palestine along with every other Muzlim country hellhole on the Planet.

Yet we are choked with the:

NOT ALL MUZLIMS ARE TERRORISTS rubbish.rar

Every single nation which has allowed Muzlim immigration since Sept 11, 2001 has empowered intolerant, xenophobic, racist and violent IzlamoNazism.

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The 1.6 million Arabs living and voting in Israel should be kicked summarily OUT until their brethren metamorphosize into something that resembles human.skullnaz

Libya, like every other stinkin Muzlim country is a mess.

But hey…So what if they are winding down from a vicious civil war, and might actually consider doing their OWN repair and nation-building.

NO NO NO.

They found ONE LONE JEW in their midst and all IzlamoHELL breaks loose: again.

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The Leftards who refuse to denounce IzlamoNazis are just as vile, loathsome, repugnant, hateful, and will eventually be just as bloodthirsty as them.

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Muzlim Anti-Christianism and anti-Semitism has always been a common and accepted phenomenon. But now that civilized Nations have permitted their immigration en masse..they hide behind some pretentious demonstration of a phony “multicultural spirit” and occasional food festivals.

You can’t walk 5 inches in Manhattan without seeing one of their ahem..”food carts.”
Halal anyone?

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All the anti-social and anti American and European behaviour demonstrated by i-mams and their rageaholic zealots go under the guise of “free speech” and democracy for all.

But of course we all know what ALL means.

It means they can threaten us with DEATH and beheadings and we can’t even publish a cartoon.

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I dare anyone to rationally deny that claim.

Oh………..And Can someone please help me do the Math on this one:meanani-mbuddy

A Christian free and Judenrein Libya and Muzlim world is fine and dandy.
But demanding a Muzlim-free America would be the greatest insult and horror of all humanity?

Not to mention that our greatest threat for life and limb comes from within their IzlamoNazi families …just waiting to be called to meet their vir-gins………..
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How exactly do Muzlims and their water carrying Liberals justify the rampant, violence-inciting displays of anti-Chritianism and anti-Semitism in the heart of this pathetic “Arab Spring-a ding.”?

Oh right.
They don’t.

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Wake up and inhale the STENCH.

The Global hypocrisy is nothing short of stunning.

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Yom Kippur

Friday, October 7th, 2011

On this holy day God seals our fate for the coming year.

Yom Kippur is spent, fasting and in prayer, asking the Lord to forgive us for our misdeeds and grant life and a blessed new year.

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So……..Park between the lines, smile whenever you can, and take this solemn time to reflect on the goal of self perfection.

Please Make time for atonement. Lord knows, we all need it.sorryani

To my sweet and loyal friends:
May we avenge our sworn enemies and may we celebrate our loving and joyous faiths in His eternal, unconditional Love.

Looking foward to sharing our hard earned Freedoms for centuries to come.

No dhimmitude.

Oh..and …..Cheers! (for after the fast, of course)joy.gif

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Pat hits it out of the park on this one!

THE ARABS DON’T HATE JEWS BECAUSE OF ISRAEL.
THEY HATE ISRAEL BECAUSE OF THE JEWS.

Amen brother.

Sweet friends.
May you be inscribed and sealed in the Book of Life.

WE WILL NOT SUBMIT.

Rosh Hashanah!

Wednesday, September 28th, 2011

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It’s that time of year again.reading4
Rosh Hashanah etiquette guide

Congress closes. Some schools close. Jewish friends and co-workers are being nicer than usual. Then they ask for a few days off, sometimes in the middle of the week.

Round challah with raisins show up at the deli. Honey, grape juice, apples and brisket go on sale at major supermarket chains. What is going on?

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Don’t panic — it’s Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year, which begins at sundown ………..

The most famous symbol of the holiday, the Shofar, is sounded in synagogues on Rosh Hashanah, and is critical to our obligations on Rosh Hashanah. It’s not an ancient trumpet for the likes of Wynton Marsalis, rather the Shofar is serious business and fashioned from a ram’s horn. The blasts of the Shofar are likened both to the wordless cries of the humanity speaking to God, and a wake-up call to the soul which transcends rational explanation.

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Some of our other cherished customs include: dipping challah and apples into honey and eating honey cake to symbolize our wish for a sweet new year; consuming huge meals with too many courses, calories, and cousins; tossing bread crumbs into living waters during a ceremony called “Tashlich” to symbolically cast away our sins; and renewing synagogue memberships.

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Feel free to greet your Jewish friends and neighbors with “Happy New Year,” or to use the Hebrew expression “Shana Tova,”which is a wish for a “good new year.”

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Rosh Hashanah, beginning tonight at sundown is when all living things are judged, Ahhhhhhhhh the Jewish New Year.

Honey honey honey. Mmmmmmmmm.yummy

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It literally means “the head of the year”, and commemorates the anniversary of the creation of the world.

We very fallible humans are asked to examine our past deeds and asks for forgiveness from those we may have knowingly or unknowingly offended this past year.

If you haven’t had the courage ……..Now’s the time to ask for good ole forgiveness.

JUST DO IT.

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It is believed that on Rosh Hashanah the destiny of all mankind is recorded by G-d in the Book of Life.

So to all my honey drippin “Sweet” Friends:girldance8ani

May ALL the kindness
you’ve given to others
return many times to you.

May love, HOPE and warmth
be in your heart’s possessing,
and may this New Year
bring you and yours
infinite blessings.

and “May you be inscribed in the Book of Life.”

Oh…And……………

WE WILL NOT SUBMIT.

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Pal-estinian Statehood? Ha.

Tuesday, September 20th, 2011

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Check this out:

On the eve of the “Palestinian” (whatever that is…) UN bid for Statehood…
In middle of a state called ISRAEL:

Memorize the Kooran and get a bomb kids!

An Islamist insurgent-run radio station in Somalia says it is awarding guns, bombs and books to three children in a Koran recital contest.
Somali kids win weapons in Koran contest

The station announced Monday that the first prize winner in the contest received a rifle and $700, the second prize winner got a rifle and $500, and the third prize winner received two bombs.sui-cide-belt-muz-ca

All three children also received “religious” books..

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STEP UP N GET YER KOOORAN AND BOMB LITTLE ONESbombani

This is IzlamoNazism for all the world to see..But do they?

Palestinian statehood?
Ha.

Fictional Palestine should be completely discredited for all the world to see…(but don’t hold your collective breath with Hussein O in charge.) bombaniu-uddy
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“Negotiating with them?”
Right…How bout you “negotiate” with your executioner eh.

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Oh yes…Can you please please please use a duller knife.

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What freedom lovers those Muzlims are.

Perhaps it’s time to have a look back to what someone prophesied back on Sept 11 of a different decade.

Sept. 11, 1973: (Note the date)
Israel Police minister Shlomo Hillel speaking to the International Police Association about confronting terrorism (including aviation terrorism).

“Surrender to terrorism,” said Hillel “results not only in the decline of the value of law but also degrades every international moral authority, encourages the growth of murder, terrorism and global extortionism, and pushes the world into a state of anarchy and chaos.”

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NEED WE SAY MORE?