Obesity CauseS Global WarminG?
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008
You can toss your empty soda cans in the recycle bin instead of the garbage, saving energy and reducing landfill. Or you can wear hemp clothes and drive a hybrid car plastered with bumper stickers requesting the salvation of everything from owls to dust mites.
There are lots of little ways to go green, but if you really want to help save the Earth, you can start by dropping a few pounds.
Fat People Have Bigger Carbon FootprintsFuel efficiency drops dramatically with more weight the engine has to pull; the lighter you are, the less gas you burn, the more money you save, and the less pollution you emit.

No. This is not a joke. Do not adjust your monitor.
HAHA. 
Allow me to compose myself sweet friends.
The intoxicating vanity of the Enviro-Nut crowd makes me lose myself.

Let’s discuss intelligently for one moment shall we? 

Since a whacko group of judges have ruled by fiat (you know those groovy little authoritative decrees) that carbon dioxide, you know the stuff we exhale in order to um…live….. — is actually a pollutant, we should all hold our breath a few seconds each day and that will reduce the amount of carbon dioxide all of us fatties contribute to Globull Warming. K? 
To heck with calories..you’d better start countin carbon footprints.
So what if man is only responsible for approximately 3% of all the CO2 released in to the atmosphere.
Put down that burger!

Sit in a dark room..or heck use the new mercury laden mandated FC light bulbs.

Of course this pathetic globull warming hoax didn’t prevent the disrespectful bozos at Time magazine from offending our troops and featuring the famous Iwo Jima Marines raising a tree instead of a flag.
It was the “Environmental Issue” , so all is excused right?


And since we can’t down our hot pizza or hot chocolate anymore…… we can always start bundling up for this prognostication:
Disconcerting as it may be to true believers in global warming, the average temperature on Earth has remained steady or slowly declined during the past decade, despite the continued increase in the atmospheric concentration of carbon dioxide, and now the global temperature is falling precipitously.
All those urging action to curb global warming need to take off the blinkers and give some thought to what we should do if we are facing global cooling instead.
Sorry to ruin the fun, but an ice age cometh
It will be difficult for people to face the truth when their reputations, careers, government grants or hopes for social change depend on global warming, but the fate of civilisation may be at stake.

Hit the treadmills guys and dolls..
…they’ve already banned plastic bags and bulbs…..we may be the next on the list.

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