An analysis of new census figures has shown that Australia is suffering from an unprecedented “man drought”.
The statistics have revealed that there are almost 100,000 more females than males in Australia.
The problem is worse in the coastal cities, where women have moved seeking better jobs and lifestyles, while many men have gone overseas.
Australia suffering ‘man drought’
“If you go into the United Arab Emirates census you’ll find there is around 12,000 Australians living in Dubai, mostly male, mostly in the 25 to 34-year age group.
Wowza. Man drought. Go figure. What’s a girl to do?
Seeing that Australia is made up of a multicultural society with people from over 210 different nationalities, how do we begin to define the “typical Australian dude” anyway?
Some observations and insights I learned from my Aussie buds:
Aussie guys take pleasure in poking fun of people, even people in positions of authority.
I’m told that the jokes are meant to be “ice-breakers”, and never intended to offend. Hit me with your best shot boys.
Moving right along………Heh.
Australian men don’t care for displays of affection for their male friends too much eh.
No hugging or linking arms..uh uh.,,unless of course you’re on a soccer or rugby field. So, if ya need a hug…join a team.
However, Aussie blokes are among the most faithful in the world.
I was er…cautioned to be careful about which topics to choose for a first meeting.
Don’t ask an Australian men their income. How rude.
Steer clear of personal relationships. Too invasive mate.
Politics and religion?..well, that’s like wandering in a mine field.
Are Australian guys really no-nonsense, beer-guzzling, crocodile-wrestling kind of a men or what?
Some famous Aussie blokes:
Do ya know who they are?
Don’t cheat now. Answers on the bottom of da post y’all.
Did u cheat? Hmmmm.
OK here goes:
Simon Baker. Curtis Stone. Patrick Rafter. Russell Crowe..and the Aussie swim team.
And………Who doesn’t simply melt over that Aussie accent? Fess up now.
Here’s a freebie guyz n dollz.
Some slang I picked up:
1-”As scarce as hen’s teeth”:
Impossible – wanting something that is impossible to obtain and in fact doesn’t even exist.
3-Back of Bourke
A long way from the city and civilization. Bourke is a town in outback Australia.
A drinking binge – totally blind drunk. woohoo.
Very small possibility of obtaining what you want.
(No idea where that came from?) Who’s Buckley y’all?
Planning some activity with someone that often involves something illegal. Kinda like our version of “thick as thieves”.
Australian uncouth chauvinistic males. pfftt!
To permanently stop engaging in some activity.
For example : “I don’t like Angel any more so I gave her the flick.” DON’T U DARE. heh
What say y’all?
Why have all the men gone?
To all my Aussie friends..girlz and guyz..Jiminy cricket! Hugssssssssss and kisses. Heh.
Special shout out to my Australian blogger friends and the whole Aussie community of bloggers who support America and freedom everywhere.
Y’all are “Very kerosene”…I was told that means “Very good” – to like very much. Ha.
Bet I royally messed that one up.
Spreadin the Aussie luv to The Virtuous Republic, Perri Nelson’s Website, Blog @ MoreWhat.com, Mark My Words, Rosemary’s Thoughts, A Blog For All, Right Truth, Leaning Straight Up, Cao’s Blog, The Amboy Times, NN&V, Democrat=Socialist, Conservative Cat, Political Byline, third world county, The World According to Carl, A Newt One-McCain/Palin out front, Beagle Scout, and Right Voices, thanks to Linkfest Haven Deluxe.