Archive for October, 2009

Halloween

Friday, October 30th, 2009

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Halloween season offers a mixure of what some see as innocent fun– to unabashed, sublimated or even outright violence.

Look around Y’all.
Skulls are now everywhere.

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Are they sinister?
Are they sobering, or are they just cheeky and cute?

Do we laugh at them and merely associate them with the “Pirate culture” or perhaps 16th century art, which portrayed them readily?

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Do we acknowledge the symbolism of bravado in the face of death which has made the skull popular among fighting units around the world?

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Skulls.
Menacing or chic and cute?

What say Y’all?

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Proof of our society’s decline is that Halloween has become a broad daylight event for many.
Robert Kirby
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Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.
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Trick or treat!

Ask not what your Pumpkin can do for you, ask what you can do for your pumpkin. halloween_1.gif

Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
Mark Twain

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Eat, drink and be scary. scared.gif

What’s a MUMMY’s favorite music?
-wRAP Music! ..haha
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Why did the mummy call the doctor?
-Because he was coffin
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What does a monster call a girl who has three heads, nine eyes and six arms?
-Cute!
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Bwhahaha!

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Y’all are invited for din din @ my place.
My humble abode: grinz

Right this way……..Come along ya slackers………….

Wash up before dinner plz.

A glimpse of my table. Mwwuhahaha!
Dig in!…haha

I only have eyes for you. lol

Drink anyone?

Don’t be shy..have some Finger food!

Oh..and a free tip…heh
Beware of “friends” or strangers bearing tools the likes of chainsaws, staple guns, , electric carving knives, hedge trimmers, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, or um… band saws. Make that a double beware if they are wearing a hockey mask or one made of human skin.

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Have a BOOtiful Halloween sweet friends!

Men Cheaper than Women?

Monday, October 26th, 2009

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“Our broad conclusion is that testosterone causes men essentially to be stingy,” says Karen Redwine, a neuro-economist at Whittier College in California, who presented the work at the Society for Neuroscience’s annual meeting in Chicago last week.
High testosterone linked to miserly behaviour
The students then played a simple economic game with another participant via a computer. One volunteer is tasked with splitting $10 with another volunteer in any way he likes. The other volunteer either accepts the offer or rejects it as unfair, in which case no one gets any money. Each volunteer played this game in both roles, on and off the testosterone gel.

Overall, the testosterone cream caused a 27 per cent reduction in the generosity of the offers, from averages of $2.15 to $1.57, Redwine and Zak found.

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Good ole statistics bear out that men and women handle money um..quite differently.
But blaming cheapness on testosterone?

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Hmmmmmmmmm.

No one likes a cheapskate right?
And yes..There are legitimate reasons why not to.

Wait wait..Let me splain Lucy.

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Many women perceive how a man spends or doesn’t spend his money as a reflection of how generous or even giving he is as a person.
If he is miserly…………..
Is he tight in other ways too?
Can he give of himself?
Can he “share” his feelings?
Can he offer Love?

Okay. Let’s be real here.
Fun can be free but sometimes -activities that are the most fun tend to cost just a wee bit more than the freebies.

Broadway shows.
Skiing.ski
Fine dining.

But hey..nothin wrong with learnin how to appreciate the “little things”, right?
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What say y’all.
Are men cheaper than women?
And..er…is testosterone the culprit? Hmmmmmm.

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Free Speech: Save It

Thursday, October 22nd, 2009

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When someone else can say it so much better than I can…….

I give you………..

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Massachusetts Muslim Terrorist

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

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Sweet friends.
Let’s play a game shall we?
Guess the ahem…so called “religion” k?

Now now.
Don’t generalize or pre judge.
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BOSTON – A 27-year-old Massachusetts man has been charged with conspiring with others to carry out terror attacks against shoppers in U.S. malls and against U.S. military in Iraq.
Feds: Mass. man planned terror attacks on mall

Authorities in Boston say Tarek Mehanna… of Sudbury sought training in terrorist training camps and worked with others from 2001 to May 2008 on the conspiracy “kill, kidnap, maim or injure” people in foreign countries and to kill prominent U.S. politicians.

Federal prosecutors say Mehanna and his conspirators tried to get automatic weapons for a mall attack, but their plans were foiled when they could not get the weapons.
Mehanna was arrested last year for allegedly lying about a man who trained with al-Qaida members with the goal of overthrowing the Somali government.

What’s that?

You assumed Muslim?

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Shame shame.

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How um…Izzzzzzzzzzzzzzlamophobic of you.
NOT.

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Illegal Immigration and Michael Steele

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

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Asked about the GOP’s plan for immigration reform…Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele offered a distilled version of his party’s views.

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“I can sum it up for you this way. The party as I said is always…the party of assimilation,”…

“Something that we believe in very firmly and basically what we should be saying is that there are rules that you need to get into the country, go [through] the right door, fill out the right form, have some apple pie, hum a few bars of the Star Spangled Banner and get to work,” Steele said. “God bless you, and I think that that begins to set us on the right road to dealing with this issue.”

Steele went on to say that he is “sick and tired of people playing the hot politics of immigration”forbidden1 and urged his fellow Republicans to “have a level head in dealing with this issue” when Congress takes up immigration reform sometime next year.
Steele: Eat some pie, get to work

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Booyah!!!

We need a comprehensive program to end illegal immigration once and forever.
What does that mean?
Essentially that means ensuring that people who enter illegally or overstay their lawful status will not be able to obtain employment, public assistance benefits, public education, public housing, or any other taxpayer-funded benefit without detection and repercussion.

And oh yea…Deportation is an Option.

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Now, pass some apple pie please.

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Israel Versus Islam

Sunday, October 18th, 2009

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Israel continues to contribute to saving lives and ultimately- world peace.

Israeli “war tactics” contributions to the world:

Israel company develops technology that uses infrared to avoid incidents of “friendly fire” on the battlefield.
Infrared to Avoid Friendly Fire

Israel: Saving soldiers’ lives.

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Muzlim “war tactics” contributions to the world:

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Izlam: Killing innocent civilians.
Oh wait..wasn’t it the Japanese who first utilized suicide as a military strategy?Or..um um um..those Tamil Tigers in Sri Lanka in the 1980s right?

Uh huh. Guess what?
They were not the ones deluded by the political anti-Western, anti-semitic ideology known as Izlam – seducing their so called “believers” into martyrdom with promises of 72 virgins.
How spiritual.
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Since Muha-MAD managed to fool a bunch of savages in Medina, he did nothing but raid, loot and kill, kill, kill.
Over 280 million people have been slaughtered by Muzzzzlims since the inception of this so called religion.

Since September 11, 2001 alone, there have been over 14,205 terrorist attacks.
The deaths of hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians , not to mention torturous injuries, throughout the entire world.
Who were the perps of these heinous crimes and assaults on humanity?
Horrific monsters?

No. They were Muzlims.

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No other so called “cause” has taken more of a toll on humanity.

Truth hurts.
Sometimes, it hurts bad.
Why do ya suppose Muha-MAD prescribed swift death for apostates huh?

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It’s only “radicals” you say?

The Koooo-ran itself contains 109 verses that urge Muzlims to war with ALL nonbelievers, even commanding them to chop off heads and fingers, and killing the infidels “wherever they may be hiding”.
Look it up for yerself if ya must: (K00oran, 9:73)

On second thought, Libs…Put yer heads back in the desert sand.
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Muslims in Michigan

Thursday, October 15th, 2009

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Ah, Fret not ’bout the Al Qa-eda terrorists hiding in southeast Michigan, or in metro Detroit neighborhoods.

Don’t lose any sleep over the massive network or terrorists among Arab and Muzzzzlim communities.sleepaniaa

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Concern yourself not with international ahem…Muzzlim “charities”, collections at err..”mosques” or businesses.moneyyani

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We need to all “get along”.
Haven’t ya heard the talkin points of the self proclaimed “global (terrorist loving) citizen in the W.H.?

The Muzlim Brotherhood terrorist group, that Hussein obama is so enamoured with, — openly support Ham-ASS, Hezzzzbollah, and all other Izzzzlamic terrorist groups who’ve murdered thousands of Americans and Jews worldwide.

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But, but, but….

Fret not.
Michigan’s politicians are on it.

“A Michigan state Senate committee voted unanimously on Wednesday to advance legislation that would legalize the hanging of fuzzy dice and air fresheners from rearview mirrors.”!!
Michigan Senate Considers Legalizing Fuzzy Dice
The law became controversial after the January 13, 2006 arrest …. outside Detroit. Westland Police Officer…. pulled over Davis for the crime of driving with a “Tweety Bird” air-freshener hanging from his rearview mirror.

Griffin testified that he had no other justification for the traffic stop. After searching Davis’s vehicle, Griffin found drugs, a gun and a bottle of Hennessy cognac.

Davis appealed his conviction …. found the Michigan law unconstitutionally vague because it did not define what kind of dangling objects might “obscure” a driver’s vision.

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So the Michigan Senate’s got imperative, decisive issues to deal with.

Terrorism in Dearborn?
Ha.

“Can’t we all just get along?”
In a word: NO.

Michigan, U.S.A.:

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But………….Onto to earth shatterin’ matters like air fresheners and Tweety birds hangin from car mirrors…………funnyfaceth

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Whip out those dice dudes.
It’s all good man.

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Michael Jackson’s New Song Stolen?

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

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Special request friends:
As ya’ll know I am a HUGE fan of MJ, so please refrain from making pejorative remarks about him.
Much thanks and hugsssss.
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Hours after the pop singer’s first posthumous single “This Is It” was released amid great hype Monday, it emerged that the tune had been recorded 18 years ago by an obscure Puerto Rican singer.

Moreover the co-author of that tune, “My Way” songwriter Paul Anka, threatened to sue Jackson’s estate for proper credit and his share of royalties.
The administrators of the estate quickly acknowledged Anka’s claims and granted him 50 percent of the copyright, a potentially massive payday for the 68-year-old Canadian crooner. And an equally massive loss for the estate.

“They realize it’s a mistake, they realize it’s my song, they realize it’s my production of his vocal in my studio and I am getting 50 percent of the whole project, actually, which is fair,” Anka said in a video posted on the TMZ gossip Web site.
MJ’s New Song Actually Released Yrs Ago By Another Singer

Credit where credit is due indeed.
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Y’all may recall my recent post on Paul Anka

..who recently performed in Israel..Booyah! israel-ani

He deserves every cent he is now receiving.

The tune rocks.

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Columbus Day!

Monday, October 12th, 2009

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Well worth repeating sweet friends.usagirlani

Few opinions I’ve expressed on air have produced a more indignant, outraged reaction than my repeated insistence that the word “genocide” in no way fits as a description of the treatment of Native Americans by British colonists or, later, American settlers.
Reject the Lie of White “Genocide” Against Native Americans

I’ve never denied that the 400 year history of American contact with the Indians includes many examples of white cruelty and viciousness — just as the Native Americans frequently (indeed, regularly) dealt with the European newcomers with monstrous brutality and, indeed, savagery. In fact, reading the history of the relationship between British settlers and Native Americans its obvious that the blood-thirsty excesses of one group provoked blood thirsty excesses from the other, in a cycle that listed with scant interruption for several hundred years.


the American government, never endorsed or practiced a policy of Indian extermination; rather, the official leaders of white society tried to restrain some of their settlers and militias and paramilitary groups from unnecessary conflict and brutality.

Moreover, the real decimation of Indian populations had nothing to do with massacres or military actions, but rather stemmed from infectious diseases that white settlers brought with them at the time they first arrived in the New World.

Exacly.
We stole “their” land!
We did it for the oil!

Dontcha know…There was no such thing…
as violence and certainly no brutality whatsoever until the “evil white man” came onto the scene.

All ahem….”Indians”, who the PC crowd refer to as “Native Americans” danced in circles along nature filled paths strewn with rainbow colored leaves and flowers…
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Yes yes……… they just relaxed all day in Aztec temples, munching on herbs and listening to peaceful music……….

We interupt this delusional scenario for a bit of geographical perspective.

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Have you ever seen a political map of the world?

Do you know how the the various countries’ borders were originally demarcated and defined in the first place.

Well, let’s see now….Except for the few national boundaries that are actually natural barriers , i.e., the English Channel or the Korea Strait….Over 95% of what we know as the world’s “national boundaries” were the result of conquest and war.
Yes. Conquest and War.

Basically, that is truly what most of world history consists of:

Big, burly,strong dudes (no dudettes…sorry PC crowd) conquering the weaker dudes or the ones with less toys or firepower.
They then either exiled them, drove them away, enslaved them, or..um.. killed most of them.

But leftys just love to distinguish the United States for having taken this continent away from the “Indians” when that was actually the norm throughout all of recorded history.

Fair?
Not quite.

Oh, and incidentally……
Despite the shrieking from the PC crowd…”Indians” are not and never were: “Native Americans.”

No one can claim to be truly a native to North America. Indians were descended from Asians who, at some point in history, migrated to North America. Minor detail?

There are speculations that a land bridge from Siberia to Alaska may have even existed then.

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But wait.how come to the Leftards “Indians” became “Native Americans,” but the Israelis never became: “Native Middle Easterners.”
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As far as inducing guilt and shame to all Americans ………

Hmmm…Do you ever hear Libs trying to make Turks feel guilty for having conquered Constantinople?
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Naw. Only white Americans have ever been guilty of crimes and unfairness historically.

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Not to ruffle too many feathers..(no pun intended)

but …the so called “native populations” were far from blameless, innocent and peaceful.

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Some Indian tribes held a belief in eating the hands and feet of the enemies they had killed.
Ah yes.., the person’s strength and speed would then become their own.
Ritual cannibalism..well…amongst some…..it was a ritual.

“During this battle, a number of the Tipiniki Indians were captured and killed. On the way back to their settlement at Ubatúba, the Tupinambá camped near the mountains of Taquarussu. There they killed, cut up, roasted and ate some of their enemy. The chief offered some flesh to Staden who refused it, saying ‘even animals don’t eat their own kind’, to which the chief replied: ‘I am a jaguar, it tastes good’.”

Indian Cannibalism

Do we hear lefties condemning that barbarism?
Naw, it’s just another “ritual” we don’t understand and must…”repsect” eh.

Indian tribes relentlessly warred with one another, some wiping out other “peaceful” tribes. Disfiguring enemies and scalping were just some of the “rituals”.

And guess what.
Medved grants that some European settlers engaged in cruelty and atrocities toward American Indians, just as some of the Indians engaged in cruelty and atrocities toward the Europeans.

“The early colonists and settlers can hardly qualify as perfect but describing them in Hitlerian, mass-murdering terms represents an act of brain-dead defamation.”

No one is denying wrongdoing on the part of the Europeans.

But, but, but……What about when the Muzlim armies began to “Izlamisize” the entire Middle-East,… Syria, Jerusalem, then extending their hegemony into Persia and even the Indian subcontinent and finally into Europe.

They engaged in horrific brutality, instantly putting to death all those who were reluctant to embrace their brand new “religion”.

Ever hear a lefty bash them?
Rhetorical question of course.

The reaction of some of the Christian crusades in trying to expel the Muzlim armies from their recently acquired territory was often equally brutal, including , the putting to death of hundreds of innocents. (especially Jews)

There exists no one group, sect, or even religion, that is 100 percent immune from committing acts of barbarity…(although the Jewish people do come close.)

Whether the Lefties want to admit it or not……….
It happens to be the human condition.

This misty-eyed, child-like romanticism of the Leftards..regarding the so called “primitive” societies..(most especially if they happen to be non-European) is not only pathetic…it is historically inaccurate.

American Indians, Muzlim warriors, Christian crusaders, European colonialists and even the allegedly “humanistic” atheistic regimes of Stalin, Mao Tse Tung and Pol Pot have all tasted barbarism and mercilessness.

Medved is brilliant and proud of American history unlike the Leftards who disregard the corrosive effects of constantly teaching our children to be ashamed of their own country.

Yes, the fact is that Europeans from a variety of countries invaded the American continent, fought with, and conquered the people who were already here.

The stronger Europeans won and the weaker Indians lost.
And yes, that is tragic in some ways.

But what the Leftards don’t talk about and what is truly unique in the history of the world… is the way in which the losers of that war, those who were conquered, have been treated by the victors.

Will the real “Native American” please stand up?

Someone is a “native” of the place where he or she is born.
American Indians came to this country from Asia, and were not always here from the dawn of civilization.

Furthermore, American Indians actually did everything in their power to make sure that “America” as we know never even became a country. So why call them native Americans eh. They are more rightly native Anti-Americans.
If you insist on calling anyone a Native American, it should be those who created and actually built America, namely, those evil White Anglo/Saxon protestant Europeans.

But I have a suggestion for the whining, self hating America bashing Lefties:
Why dontcha all release all your property rights to your favorite “Native American” tribe , stop trespassing on this “stolen land” and get the blank out of my country.

For the rest of y’all:
HAPPY COLUMBUS DAY!

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God

Friday, October 9th, 2009

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If God wrote billboards. Heh.

What part of ‘Thou shalt not…’ didn’t you understand? …God
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That ‘Love thy neighbor thing…’ I meant it. …God

Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. …God

You think it’s hot here? …God
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Don’t make me come down there. …God

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If you must curse, use your own name! …God
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Ha. Have a blessed weekend sweet friends!