Archive for January, 2010

Hummus War!

Sunday, January 31st, 2010

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After Israel doubles Lebanon’s Guinness Record with four tons of chickpeas dish in one plate, Lebanese tourism minister vows to beat record with even bigger plate of hummus this spring.
The 2nd hummus war

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Woohoo.. Israel wins~!
Now the Lebanese have their keffiahs in a bunch and accuse Israel of claiming to “invent” Hummus. ha.

What is Hummus y’all say?

Heck its yummy, that’s what it is: Made of smashed chickpeas, sesame paste, olive oil, lemon juice and garlic. Mmmmmmmm.

Get some thick, tasty bread and dip dip dip~!

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Never heard of a “food battle”?

Well, Europeans have been fightin’ over the origin of everything from champagne to feta cheese.
Who invented champagne in 1662?
It was invented in England by cider makers in Gloucestershire Devon.

French will tell you a French Monk Don perignon created champagne, but the English created it 20yrs before hand,by taking a bottle of french wine and adding suger ( creating the fermentation process) also English bottles were alot thicker and stronger so they didnt explode during the process.

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Feta is Greek cheese; the rest are imitators.

Through just this one cheese, feta, or fetta (which translates to “slice” in Greek), offers its own slice of Greek history, a window into its storied past. Although there are varying interpretations of the history of feta, including that it may have originated in Italy rather than Greece, and that in fact the Bulgarians may have invented it, it is certain that feta-making began thousands of years ago and quickly became a staple in the Greek diet.

The “hummus” contest was all in good fun……..

But, but, but of course Arabs feel the need to fight fight fight!
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Yup, we concede. This is a blatant violation of all the UN resolutions, and all international human rights treaties by Israel.

Let us call on the international community to press Israel to immediately freeze their illegal hummus making activities. Ha.bullyani-ddy

Speaking of Hummus…The IDF should make a 100 ton hummus bomb and drop it right on ham-ASS..but I digress ….
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Hummus with falafel balls….ah yes.
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No one knows who truly “invented” hummus truthfully.

But suppose the Arabs did invent Hummus. Guess what?..It’s just food. Um… Jews invented Monotheism. hit-mey113

Beat that dude.

Yea… Islam tried. They usurped all the Jewish prophets.

Have the audacity to claim that Abraham was Muslim. Ha.
That’s not even chronologically possible, but I digress…again.

They claim the Holy city of Jerusalem is theirs too.

But they insist on being the founders of “hummus.”. Uh huh.

Inna meantime, Jews will continue to invent and innovate in all important fields, like science, education, medicine, technology and um.. “culture”, something Muslims know NOTHING about.

Hey Arabs. I got an ideer. Instead of initiating a silly Food War…Why don’t you just um….. Get a life.

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Dogs of War

Thursday, January 28th, 2010

Up to 70 bomb-sniffing dogs are now on operation in southern Afghanistan.

For the US Marines patrolling the dusty footpaths of southern Afghanistan, a bomb-sniffing black Labrador can mean the difference between life and death.
Dogs of war’ saving lives in Afghanistan

These “dogs of war” have saved countless lives and their record for finding hidden explosives has won them a loyal following.

Trained to detect five kinds of threat, from military grade C-4 plastic explosive to common chemicals used by the Taliban to make improvised explosive devices (IEDs), the dogs play a vital role alongside their human comrades.

They begin training when they are puppies, and by the time they reach two and half years old, are ready to be deployed.

The dogs also provide an emotional crutch for young Marines facing death every day. They crowd around the dogs and play with them inside the camp. There are frequent questions about adopting them after the Labradors end their tour.

Dogs have been serving us for decades sweet friends.

The Army Quartermaster Corps began the U.S. Armed Forces first war dog training during WWII. By 1945 they had trained almost 10,000 war dogs for the Army, Navy, Marine Corps and Coast Guard.

Fifteen War Dog platoons served overseas in World War II. Seven saw service in Europe and eight in the Pacific. In 1951 the responsibility for training military dogs was given to the Military Police Corps. Dogs continued to serve the armed forces with distinction in Korea, Vietnam, Desert Storm, Afghanistan and Iraq and many recent contingency operations.

War Dogs

Merely baring their teeth, they can cow a crowd. Commanded to strike, they can easily flatten a big man with one leap, flying like a 50-pound sand bag tossed from a truck.

Smart and strong Malinois and shepherds predominate, but other breeds are trained too. Even small dogs, like beagles or poodles, are occasionally taught to detect explosives in submarines and other close quarters.

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Soldiers find loyal comrades in war dogs
Military canines provide protection, love during and after service.

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Regardless of the dangers, the dogs are fearless. For them, checking a road for bombs means a fun walk, their handlers say. “They like what they do”…

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Ah..Woof Woof…… The unsung heroes of war.

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“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
Roger Caras

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“If it wasn’t for dogs, some people would never go for a walk.”

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“Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.”
Franklin P. Jones

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“If your dog doesn’t like someone, you probably shouldn’t either”.doglickani

I’ll second that emotion~!..Heh.

What say Y’all sweet friends? Favorite dog story to share?

Muslims Desecrate Holy Site

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

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Iraqi workers erased an ancient Hebrew inscription from the tomb of biblical prophet Ezekiel while renovating a nearby mosque, Army Radio reported on Sunday.

The tomb is located south of Baghdad in the village of Al Kilf, and Jews, Christians, and Muslims regularly visit the site.
Report: Iraqi workers erase Hebrew from Prophet Ezekiel’s tomb

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Yup. The Muslim Mufti’s pal Hitler tried to eradicate the Jew from the face of the earth. Here is yet another Muslim attempt to eradicate the Jew from history.

You say it may have been an Accident? Ha.devious
When Jordan “occupied” parts of Jerusalem, Samaria and Judea, they attempted to eliminate ALL signs of any Jewish occupancy.bomb

Good ole Jordan used Jewish headstones and parts of synagogues for latrines.

They destroyed ancient synagogues, turned gravestones from the Mount of Olives cemetery to road pavers, and let us not forget the Muslims using the Western Wall as a latrine.That’s right.toilet1
They urinated on it.

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Have you forgotten the destruction of Joseph’s Tomb in Oct.2000.
Carried out by a rioting, barbarian Palestinian Arab mob after the site was turned over to PA control, which resulted in mayhem and deaths..of course.

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But don’t fret Chrisitan “infidels”.
Muslims are equal oppurtunity desecrators.

Pali (future terrorist) boys run past desecrated gravestones in the Christian cemetery in West Bank village of Jiffna.
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Palestinian Authority Muslims went on a rampage Sunday and desecrated 70 Christian graves two weeks after the pope praised efforts for a new PA state and tried to appease Muslim anger over previous disputes between the two religions.
PA Muslims Desecrate Christian Gravestones

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A decapitated statue of the Virgin Mary..courtesy the Muslims in their spree of vandalism.

And now we have newly liberated Iraqis replacing this Jewish tomb with a mosque.
Trying, yet again, (um..accidentally?) to erase the fact that Jews ever lived in the Middle East long before Muuuham-MAD even existed.

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But hey…They’ve got Medina and Mecca, where Jews and Christians are forbidden by Muslims from even entering.

Accident or no accident…..
Yet again..what’s cool for the Muslims is “oh so NOT cool” for the rest of the world. (infidels)

They can destroy holy places of others religions.

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Churches in Lebanon, Buddhist statues in Afghanistan, countless holy sites in Gaza and on the West bank of Israel….. but if any Nation in Western world does so much as build a walkway to the Temple Mount or publish a cartoon…off to the Jeehad races we go.gunani8-mbuddy1
They do what they do best – pillage and mass murder innocents.

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Jihadi muslims yet again– trying to erase all traces of other cultures’ historical presence in what they of course consider “The Caliphate” : the entire Middle East.

No Moses.
No Jesus.
No Ezekiel.

Right…Then when a Chrisitian or Jew claims..Hey..we were actually here before you, They will turn around and say…oh, yeah? Prove it. nice-try

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Wonder what would happen, if Israelis were to um..”accidentally” destroy Islamic so-called holy sites in Israel…

Little do the Muslim barbarians realize how allegorical this is:
Ezekiel: Good choice indeed.

The allegorical meaning “dry bones rising up” was clear to the Prophet Yechezkel, as well as to all of his fellow exiles who sat by the waters of Babylon, ..”and wept when they remembered Zion.”

They receive an assurance from G-d.

He will gather together their stricken remnants, lead them home to Israel and rebuild the Holy Temple in Jerusalem.

Let this lesson penetrate your hearts sweet friends.

If you encounter liberals who are devoid of the lifeblood and invigorating spirit of Judaism or Christianity, who actually appear to be nothing more than “dry bones” : Do not give up.
Do not lose heart.

In their present state, they may have neither spirit, nor sinews, neither nerves, nor flesh, nor skin, as G-d told us.

But the heart has feelings.
Continue to try to awaken their hearts’ innate sympathy for your fellow Jewish and Christian brothers and sisters.

Because, the Muslims can desecrate all they wish apparently….BUT….

WE WILL NOT SUBMIT.

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Yechezkel – Ezekiel – Chapter 37

Chapter 37
1. The hand of the Lord came upon me, and carried me out in the spirit of the Lord, and set me down in the midst of the valley, and that was full of bones.

2. And He made me pass by them round about, and lo! they were exceedingly many on the surface of the valley, and lo! they were exceedingly dry. ב

3. Then He said to me; “Son of man, can these bones become alive?” And I answered, “O Lord God, You [alone] know.”
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4. And He said to me, “Prophesy over these bones, and say to them, ‘O dry bones, hear the word of the Lord.’
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5. So says the Lord God to these bones; Behold, I will cause spirit to enter into you, and you shall live!
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6. And I will lay sinews upon you, and I will make flesh grow over you and cover you with skin and put breath into you, and you will live, and you will then know that I am the Lord.” ו

7. So I prophesied as I was commanded, and there arose a noise when I prophesied, and behold a commotion, and the bones came together, bone to its bone! ז.

8. And I looked, and lo! sinews were upon them, and flesh came upon them, and skin covered them from above, but there was still no spirit in them.

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9. Then He said to me, “Prophesy to the spirit, prophesy, O son of man, and say to the spirit, ‘So says the Lord God: From four sides come, O spirit, and breathe into these slain ones that they may live.’ ”
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10. And I prophesied as He had commanded me, and the spirit came into them, and they lived and stood on their feet, a very great army, exceedingly so.

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11. Then He said to me, “Son of man, these bones are all the house of Israel. Behold they say, ‘Our bones have become dried up, our hope is lost, we are clean cut off to ourselves.’
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12. Therefore, prophesy and say to them, So says the Lord God: Lo! I open your graves and cause you to come up out of your graves as My people, and bring you home to the land of Israel.
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13. Then you shall know that I am the Lord, when I open your graves and lead you up out of your graves as My people.
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14. And I will put My spirit into you, and you shall live, and I will set you on your land, and you shall know that I, the Lord, have spoken it and have performed it,” says the Lord.

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Israel’s Security “Wall”

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

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Israeli security services say the absence of Palestinian suicide attacks last year indicates poor capabilities.

For the first time in a decade there were no Palestinian suicide attacks against Israelis in 2009.

Palestinians Lack Capacity for Suicide Bombings
The number of rocket and mortar attacks also sharply declined, from over two thousand in 2008 to just 566 in 2009 of which 406 were during the January operation. Israeli security sources attribute this to Israel’s strong hand reaction. By comparison, 2007 saw over 1,200 rocket attacks from the Gaza Strip and in 2006, there were 1,722 rocket strikes in Israel from the coastal strip.

Awww…the WALL is preventing Muzlims from tossing rockets at babies?
How cruel!

But hey..Give ‘em a State!
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These barbarians should be expelled from Israel. They should have noooooo problem finding their home in oh…the 22 or so Arab states among 300 million of their Arab brethren should they?

These murderers have made Gaza, home to the world’s most thriving ski mask industry.

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Make no mistake.
Leftists and IzlamoNazis are fellow travellers. They both travel backwards and call it “progress.”
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Oh wait… we forgot that
“Lonnnnnnnnnnnng History of Tolerance” eh?
This must be what Hussein Obama was referring to eh?
Yup…
Muzlims: Our partners in peace.

But but but what bout the moderates?
Well……….What good are alleged ‘moderate Muzzlims’ if they are likely to become immoderate the second they feel um..”slighted”?argument

There are more than 1.5 billion such IzlamoNazis spread around the universe. Crazed, psychotic, and sooooooooo fanatical – that they do not care if hundreds of millions of their own die as long as they get to exterminate the 13 million Jews…and all Christian infidels along with them.

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Yea. Muzlim cough cough..”civilizations” : spotless as leopards.leo-pard-ca

Dontya sometimes wish they would share what they are smoking in their hookas?

WE WILL NOT SUBMIT.

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Have a Nice Day

Monday, January 25th, 2010

If you can start the day without caffeine,

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If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

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If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

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If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

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If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

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If you can take criticism and blame without resentment ,

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If you can conquer tension without medical help,

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If you can relax without liquor,

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If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

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…Then You Are Probably ………

The Family Dog!

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Bwhahahaha~!

And you thought I was going to get all spiritual.

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Scott Brown..Woohoo!

Friday, January 22nd, 2010

Ayla Brown sings “The Star-Spangled Banner” at Boston’s Fourth of July celebration accompanied by the Boston Pops……

Wowza.

Observe Ms. Brown, Senator Brown’s daughter:
Class, patriotism, and sheer elegance, not to mention…accomplishment, and humility.
When was the last time we had this in a politician’s family.

Ahhhhhhhhh.

Enjoy the weekend sweet friends!

Good times are a’ comin~!

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Airline Security: It’s the Jews now

Thursday, January 21st, 2010

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Hey sweet friends. I’m plannin a mini vacation in a couple of weeks. Yay.airplaneani
Can hardly wait.

In the meantime THIS is what passengers and the sicko airline is worried about.

DOOZIE OF THE DAY: Passengers worried about a Jewish teenager having a bomb onna plane.
That’z kinna like worrying about a Jew instead of a Nazi in WW2 Germany.

What tools.

Jewish teen’s prayers spark jet security scare
Flight is diverted after religious item is mistaken for a bomb, police say

JOOOS.

PHILADELPHIA – A U.S. Airways jet was diverted to Philadelphia International Airport Thursday after a praying Jewish man’s religious item was mistaken for a bomb, police said.

Um…Wake up people..It’s the Muslims that want to kill us and the Jews ..not the other way round. Good grief.
Jews have been peacefully praying on airplanes for decades…not anymore.

The Muslims mus be laughin their a$#@*& off.
They got us runnin round like dhimmis before our heads are cut off.

They sure are runnin da show aint they:

Take off yer shoes.
No bottles.
No drinks.

Blah blah blah.

Don’t know bout y’all but I’m not thrilled about havin to endure the intrusive and annoying “security” checks at the airport.

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Once upon a time (not long ago actually), we didn’t have to endure these ahem “checks”.

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Anyone recall why they started? i-dont-know

We, of course have the Muzlims to thank for this intrusion.
Yasser Arafat, their venerated leader, is the demon who concocted (or borrowed from the Cubans)arrowthruhead9 the notion of hijacking planes for the purposes of imposing Izlam upon the free world.

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Oh and…Next time ya see some kid donnin a “keffiah”.. ‘just because it’s in style’..ke-ffiahlibstar

Tell him or her to try donnin a white sheet over his head too. See how long he sucks oxygen.

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Are the Izlam sympathizing Libs bothered by the billions and billions of dollars spent on sophisticated electronic equipment at airports worldwide?

Are they even slightly vexed at the adoration Muzlims display for Ara-FAT, the inventor of the horror that caused Sept11th?

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Of course ‘racial profiling’ means wer’e pickin on people just because of their ahem..”religion”–- political ideology. Not due to legitimately suspicious behavior, and an inclination of some Muzlims to um… blow things up.

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What will it take?

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Better safe than “sometimes” sorry?
Better safe than DEAD?

What, sweet friends, will it take?

It used to be said that self-preservation is the first law of nature. But much of what has been happening in recent times in the United States, and in Western civilization in general, suggests that survival is taking a back seat to the shibboleths of political correctness.
Thomas Sowell

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Tip of the hat to Mikey:ha-t-tip-icon-ani

Elton John in Israel..WooHoo!

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

Sir Elton John announced on Tuesday that he will be arriving in Israel for a single performance on June 17. This marks the British singer’s second concert in Israel, the first of which took place 27 years ago in Hayarkon Park in Tel Aviv.

Elton John to perform in Israel this summer

Yes. Of course I’ve seen Elton in concert.
Haven’t you?
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Your Song. Ahhh.

Elton back inna 80′s….
Ah yes the 80′s. Heh.

The nuclear stand-off between the USSR and the U.S.
Tiananmen Square massacre.
The Berlin Wall comes down.
Chernobyl meltdown.
Ronald Reagan was elected U.S. President.

“The Empire Strikes Back” — the highest grossing film of 1980.

Pacman is released.Woohoo.
It becomes the most successful arcade game of all time.
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Compact discs!
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Ummm…lol
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Aw. Strawberry Shortcake.
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Smurf anyone?
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Rubiks cube.
I never could get it. laughanidy144
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Biggggg hair.
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Leg warmers.
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Ninja Turtles.
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Any memories y’all care to share from da 80′s?
Okay,
Now don’t tell me y’all don’t remember any of this. Sheesh.
Heh.
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Haiti Earthquake

Sunday, January 17th, 2010

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Amid the tragedy and devastation encompassing the Haitian capital of Port-au-Prince since Tuesday’s 7.0-magnitude earthquake,a happy event took place Sunday Doctor Shir Dar, who works at Hadassah Ein-Karem, delivered the first healthy baby in the Israeli hospital.

The mother told Dar that she would name her son Israel. “Amid all the death around us,” the doctor said, “it is very symbolic.” He said that childbirth in impoverished Haiti doesn’t normally take place in hospitals, and that this particular woman received the best care from the best doctors.

Life amid death: Baby born in Israeli field hospital in Haiti

There is no time to pay respect to the dead, there are simply too many. There are some supplies – fly-infested chicken carcasses, water, charcoal – to be found on sale in the devastated streets. A few clothing stalls have even reopened, surrounded by cadavers laid out under sheets. Passersby clutch whatever few objects they could salvage; girls in crumpled miniskirts mingle with old men shouting at the sky to Jesus.

No one pauses beside the bodies, heaped like refuse on the sidewalk, waiting to be scooped up by heavy vehicles and driven to one of four huge pits around the city, where they are cremated. A family, among the few to have identified one of thousands of corpses, transports a coffin perched precariously atop a taxi.

Israel continues to lend a hand and heart.
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The benevolent United States continues to aid Haiti.
Haiti earthquake :U.S. Helps

A baby girl who suffered multiple injuries, including a broken rib, in the Haiti earthquake has been flown to a Miami, Florida, hospital and is being treated in an intensive care unit.

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Members of the US Armed Forces and reserve medical personnel are replacing those deployed on the U.S. Naval hospital ship Comfort, and plan to arrive at Haiti later this week.

A U.S. Coast Guard unit will help provide port security.

And while looters ransack their own Nation and entertainers steal money from the alleged “charities” they represent…Israelis and Americans continue to shine………..

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A helicopter crew aboard the Coast Guard Cutter Tahoma assisted in the delivery of a Haitian newborn on the cutter on Saturday.

Anybody hear about Yemen, Somalia or the Saaawdi Kingdom digging Haitians out of ditches yet?

I didn’t think so.

Keep praying sweet friends.

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Are the response to these horrors not the perfect mirror into what is inside a Nation or Peoples soul?

God bless the U.S. of A. and Israel.

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Ski!

Friday, January 15th, 2010

Ahhhhhhhhhhh… Who needs to turn their mind off and get away?

Can you guess which ones are me? Ha.

OK..I’ll give ya hint.
This one aint..It’s Mr. Potato Head. lollaughing0.gif

No, not that one either. Sheesh.jester.gif

Wow. Can you say escape?
The brilliant Sun, bouncing reflections off the snow at will.
Nature’s stunning palette of white spilling all over the mountain.
Gleaming, crystalline icicles on the trees.
Ahhhhhhhhh…………
The awe of it all……….etched in my mind.

Skiing is a dance, and the mountain always leads. flirt.gif

Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg.gasp.gif

Turn right, turn left, repeat as necessary.jester.gif

Am I ready to face the world of politics and pain yet?..In a word: No.

Have a bootiful weekend sweet friends.