Oh CanadA

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“WINNIPEG — Many of us know that embarrassing feeling you get when you lock yourself out of your car.
Now imagine you did the same thing — except you are on a plane, it is mid-flight, and you are the pilot, locked out of the cockpit after making a quick stop to the washroom.

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Pilot locked out of Jazz cabin mid-flight continues..

Air Canada insists that this is the first instance of this ever happening, but since being locked out of the cockpit is a “non-reportable” incident, there is no way of confirming their frequency as the airlines are under no obligation to report them.”

Errr…
I think its time for some new Airline slogans don’t y’all?

Here’s some to wet yer whistle. Heh.

Join our frequent near-miss program. plane82.gif

Ask about our out-of-court settlements.

Complimentary champagne during free-fall.

Are our jet engines too noisy? Don’t worry. We’ll turn them off.

A real man lands where he wants to. faceis38.gif

Any ideas sweet peeps? ..Sheesh..poor guy!..LoL

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11 Responses to “Oh CanadA”

  1. Lawman says:

    How about “Air Canada: Look Ma, no hands, eh!”

    Kind a puts a whole new twist on the concept of “autopilot”

  2. Don says:

    “Air Canada, non-stop to the crash site.”

  3. cube says:

    Boldly going where no pilot has gone before.

  4. Gayle says:

    Oh, heavens to mergatroid! This is too funny. Flight delayed because of missing pilot! I’ll bet he was embarrassed!

  5. Gayle says:

    Ooops! I need to read more carefully. Sorry. The plane was already in the air. Sheesh! How did I miss that? I guess I need another cup of coffee!

    Perhaps they should install porto-potties in the cockpits. Heh!

  6. In Russet Shadows says:

    Wow. Great find, Angel. I wonder how long it’ll take for him to live this one down? :)

  7. KarL MmM says:

    WHEN YOU ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY HAVE TO BE THERE NOW,
    FORGET AIR CANADA..
    WE ARE SO GOOD… WE HAVE PILOTS IN OUR BATHROOMS.

  8. MissingLink says:

    Fly Air Canada. The only airline where you can experience true thrills of flying next to your captain.

  9. benning says:

    The article makes it sound like the Co-Pilot is not quite a pilot. I always assumed the Co-Pilot was a fully trained Pilot.

    At least they know there’s a problem with the cockpit door!

    What a fun moment that must have been!

  10. ABF says:

    Heh … leave it to Air Canada to pull this. Good thing the co-pilot didn’t have to go at the same time ..

  11. Angel says:

    lol @ y’all………….hmmmmmm…jus luv the slogans..lol :)