Don’t do it Pinocchio!


Yo Pinocchio:
Convert, submit, or die..
oh wait..aren’t you technically “dead” already?

Hmmm..what is the fate of those of us who prefer to be unconverted, non-submissive, and errr…. alive?

Pinocchio, Tom Sawyer and other characters have been converted to Is–lam in new versions of 100 classic stories on the Turkish school curriculum.

“Give me some bread, for All–ah’s sake,” Pinocchio says to Geppetto, his maker, in a book stamped with the crest of the ministry of education.

“Thanks be to All–ah,” the puppet says later.

Pinocchio and friends converted to Is–lam continues…

In The Three Musketeers, D’Artagnan is told that he cannot visit Aramis. The reason would surprise the author, Alexandre Dumas.

An old woman explains: “He is surrounded by men of religion. He converted to Is–lam after his illness.”

Tom Sawyer may always have shirked his homework, but he is more conscientious in learning his Is–lamic prayers. He is given a “special treat” for learning the Ar–abic words.

Pollyanna, seen by some as the embodiment of Christian forgiveness, says that she believes in the end of the world as predicted in the Ko–ran. pollyanna.jpg

Heidi, the Swiss orphan girl in the tale by Johanna Spyri, is told that praying to All–ah will help her to relax.”

Excuse me y’all for a minute while I don’t believe this.

Muzlim cultures including Pakistan, Somalia, Afghanistan, Gaza, Iraq, Algeria, and scores of others remain the most violent, brutal, and impoverished societies known to our existence.

And suddently they want to partake of the infidels’ “culture” now?

What I would give to hear the hard-core turbo lefties talking points on this one!

Free speech perhaps?
There’s only one hitch though.
We, here in er…”free” America can no longer mention God’s name in a graduation ceremony.

How’s that for cannibalizing our civil liberties.

But this revolting plagiarism will no doubt be celebrated.

Multi cultural Pinocchio!

Oh, here come the apologists and defenders.
We musn’t condemn the religion for the mere acts of a “few”?

And as for those who commit heinous acts “in its name”…oh, that’s just a handful of “mentally ill” kooks eh.

Congrats to the lefties for spreading this ideological disease, and guilt liberal mush which is spreading like a virulent plague as we speak.

Funny how the haters always use our inventions -cars, planes, cell phones, to try to annihilate us.

Childrens books. The new frontier.
Whooda thunk it?



Brilliant read on anti-Americans at: SparksFromTheAnvil
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17 Responses to “Don’t do it Pinocchio!”

  1. DL says:

    Pinnochio may have converted under the sword, but as the story goes he’s an accomplished liar anyways.

    An interesting thing was to hear that the two Fox newmen converted (and denied the Christian God by so doing) serious stuff!

    Who are we to face on Judgement Day:

    A. No one, as most of our left believes.
    B. Allah – possibly a virgin or two will be left if you make it past Allah.
    C. Christ – practice your goat or sheep routine now.

  2. A. Truman North says:

    Angel, you’re first in on a lot of this good stuff. I’m pleased to hear of this horror early in the news cycle, and sickened that it is happening, and yet somehow not surprised- Islam means submission- over centuries, they have followed one plan- convert at the end of aword, slaughter the men, raze the villages, take the women and children as slaves. Destroying cultures is what Islam does best, next to murdering people.

  3. Angel says:

    DL..I wonder how many wonder about Judgement Day any longer?. :(
    Truman..thankee and yes, youre right…submission is the key. We must stay strong! :)

  4. Defiant_Infidel says:

    Great job catching that one, Angel. What a contrast, huh? While we battle within our own country as to the degree of the threat posed by radical Islam, they steadily, methodically continue to poison every aspect of our culture, politics and media. The liberals gobble it up and regurgitate it to the masses, as if on cue from the Jihadis.

    If our battle was just against Islam, might we stand a chance of winning?

  5. Wordsmith says:

    Haha….do they have to “Islamicize” everything? Let’s see them Islamicize “It’s a Wonderful Life”, “A Christmas Carol”, or “Miracle on 34th Street”. What would “The Wizard of Oz” come out looking like? Geez…

  6. Don says:

    Angel, this is a most disturbing post. I have the feeling as if my home were broken into and my personal treasures taken from me. While murder and torture remain the highest form of terror, the slow and steady destruction of American culture continues to quietly eat away our foundation.

    Destructive forces with their agendas remove our freedom and laugh at our frustration. Our foundational institutions are slowly, calculatingly being forced to accept the very teaching that tells its mindless followers that anyone who isn’t a Muslim is an infidel, a dog, and unfit to live.

    Our inclusive doctrine makes us appear weak and spineless. Our enemies do not fear us or our military. They consider death a victory and defeat honorable. Patience is their weapon, culture is their target, and enslavement is their purpose.

    If we do nothing we will all to soon find ourselves on our knees faced with the decision to “convert or die.”

  7. Always On Watch says:

    Just when I think that I’ve read it all about what my-way-or-the-highway Muzzies will stoop to (on a “multicultural level”), along comes the following: “Tom Sawyer may always have shirked his homework, but he is more conscientious in learning his Islamic prayers. He is given a “special treat” for learning the Arabic words.”

    The Turkish curriculum developers must not have read Twain’s novel very carefully. In it, religion is satirized as only Twain can do. Tom Sawyer was a cheat in Sunday school (He bribed others for their Sunday-school tickets giving proof of memorizing verses*) and paid more attention to a pinch bug during church services than he did to anything the preacher had to say.

    I know all the above details so well because the first work my literature class is studying this year is Tom Sawyer, so I’ve recently been been reviewing the novel.

    *See how he’d fit right in with the Muzzies! Couldn’t keep myself from pointing that out. LOL.


    Hijacking Pinocchio?…

    My nose hurts now……

  9. MissingLink says:

    I just dread to think what’s going to happen to my favourite tale:
    The Three Little Pigs and the big-bad wolf.

  10. InRussetShadows says:

    The Islamic cultures steal because they cannot create.

  11. Brooke says:

    You’re KIDDING, right Angel? RIGHT? 80

  12. ABF says:

    They really have no choice but to steal. Their following the teachings of their prophet, who was a pervert and a thief.

  13. Terry_Jim says:

    In “Snow White and the 7 Little Mullahs “,
    The dwarves placed Snow White in a glass coffin ,
    then were crushed in the riot that occurred as her burka-clad corpse was pulled out of the coffin by throngs of frienzied mourners who sought a piece of the burka or a relic (body part).

    Movie Still Photo here:

    In “The Little Engine That Could, ‘If Allah wills it’ “,
    The prayerful Little Engine carries its load of missiles, weaponized anthrax, and stolen Soviet plutonium to the good little Jihadis through a tunnel system under the US-Mexico border while chanting, ” Remember af-GHAN-i-stan,af-GHAN-i-stan,af-GHAN-i-stan,af-GHAN-i-stan,af-GHAN-i-stan…”

    Cover Photo:

  14. Angel says:

    Thanks y’all…some of you seem to take it light while others got very disturbed…I reckon we have to laugh at it at times…….or we’ll all go mad! :)

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  17. kevin says:

    …this is just crying out for a youtube satire!