The U.N.

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A space ambassador could be appointed by the United Nations to act as the first point of contact for aliens trying to communicate with Earth.
UN ‘to appoint space ambassador to greet alien visitors’

Opinion is divided about how future extraterrestrial visitors should be greeted. Under the Outer Space Treaty on 1967, which Unoosa oversees, UN members agreed to protect Earth against contamination by alien species by “sterilising” them.

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Ohhh somebody finally found a purpose for the Useless Nobody’s..aka the U.N.
Ever hear of the little known Office for Outer Space Affairs -
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Err…before frettin bout other life forms from Mars….Howzabout addressing the aliens, freakazoid anti-semites and pervs already in the UN? After all their last visitor was Eichman-din-Jihad.

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Then again the U.N. has been alien-ated from sane people for decades.

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One thang I wanna know:
Will Hussein Obama be bowing to the new “Leader” while he welcomes the “undocumented” space beings?
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19 Responses to “The U.N.”

  1. jadedfellow says:

    Okay I’m a space cadet, but that ain’t why I am laffin my fat one into outer orbits.

    You are one witty chicky!!!

    How’z bout we hit the booster rockets and show the cosmos how to really live life out there, I figger that is where we both are. Or,,, we can shoot Oboombo into space so he can meet up with the rest of the black ahh holes. They can plan how they are gunna suck all the energy outta the universe.

    Ladies choice inna cavalier sense. (I don’t have much, so I figger I betta defer.) ;-)

  2. KarL M says:

    I am not sure if i should laugh or cry…
    the time and money spent by those clowns at the U.N. can go to so much better causes…
    when will it all make sense….
    The Bozo from Iran….seriously can you top that circus..flying elephants maybe…

  3. Debbie says:

    I heard this early today on Fox, and just shook my head. Someone asked, “Has Obama appointed an “E.T. Czar” yet???

  4. William Stout says:

    Actually, I would prefer to have the U.N. focusing on E.T. rather than continuing to muck up the world. In fact, the U.N. now resembles the League of Nations in its professional performance. Wait…no, that is an insult to the League of Nations. The U.N. should be disbanded as the inept, corrupt, dysfunctional, and money wasting social club for tyrants and despots that it has grown into.

    By focusing on little green men the U.N. and its apparently inebriated administrators won’t have time to get in our hair during their intensive search for green cheese on the moon. However I suspect that it will cost several millions of taxpayer dollars to keep them so occupied. Small price to pay if you ask me.

  5. Quite Rightly says:

    Great post, Angel!

    Since the UN is so interested in space adventure, why not pack up the entire UN population and send them on a little junket to the farthest reaches of the universe–or at least as far as their fuel will take them.

  6. Carol-Christian Soldier says:

    Isn’t it time we relieve ourselves of the UN!–It would save us in the US lots of tax $$$ and–
    We could get that valuable NY property back and put it to good use…
    US-out of the UN…
    C-CS

  7. Always On Watch says:

    If they want to look for aliens, how about starting in the White House? ;)

  8. Bunkerville says:

    Oh– I thought they were already here? No? Oh my.

  9. Brooke says:

    ROTFLOL at AOW’s comment!

    Seriously, could the UN be any more ridiculous and useless?

  10. Trestin Meacham says:

    It’s good to see the U.N. is still as productive as ever.

  11. Katie says:

    I wonder if the UN will still be pleased with their new alien Overlords oops Visitors when they discover that they and the Universe are Jewish?

    Would be interesting to see.

  12. Kid says:

    And surely, there are people who take this seriously.

    Like the aliens will check in at the U.N. before they kill us all, or use us as slaves as they pillage the planet of resources and move on, or simply move in.

  13. Matt says:

    Aliens? If they were foolish enough to land, some whacked out jihadi will do something stupid.

  14. dapoppins says:

    How does one get a job with the UN? What would be on your resume that would qualify you to being an ambassador to aliens? Huh.

    I could do this job. Sit in my office, get loads of $$ for, What exactly?

    Huh. Well, i could blog while I wait, anyway.

  15. Krystal says:

    I believe aliens are already here and laughing at us.

  16. Tim says:

    When the U.N. contributes something more than gang rape in third world countries, then they can have a say.

  17. MK says:

    It’ll just be yet another useless position filled by some useless parasite that the rest of us will be forced to fund.

  18. radar says:

    …and Canucklehead thinks you are a whack job! (Take that as a compliment)

    The UN? I would kick them off of our continent and let them try to set up shop in maybe Kabul or maybe in Venezuela. We don’t want or need them around here…Not sure if they are best described as idiots or crooks.

  19. radar says:

    Oh yes, Angel, awesome visuals as usual! Keep on truckin’