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Iran-ian Nights
Iran-ian president Mahh-mud Ahmadd-inejad calls President Bush and tells him, “George, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole beautiful country, and on each house I saw a banner.”
“What did it say on the banners?” Bush asks. Mahh-mud replies, “UNITED STATES OF IR-AN.”
Bush says, “You know, Mahhh-mud, I am really happy you called, because believe it or not, last night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Teh-ran, and it was more beautiful than ever, and on each house flew an enormous banner.”
“What did it say on the banners?” Mah–mud asks.
Bush replies, “I don’t know. I can’t read Hebrew.” LOL
September 12th, 2006 at 4:02 pm
bwwwwwwaaaaaaaaahhhh…
can we deport the Iranian Embassy now?
September 12th, 2006 at 6:56 pm
THAT IS ALL THE ISRAELIS NEED…THE PIECE THEY GOT NOW, WON AFTER 5+ WARS AND ENDLESS POLITICAL HOCOS POCOS IS A HAND FULL..
THAT’S RIGHT, CONTROL OF 50% OF THE WORLD’S OIL ANY OTHER GREAT IDEAS….
September 12th, 2006 at 9:23 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
That’s EVEN MORE FUNNY than the previous post! ( Umm… The one over this one!)
September 14th, 2006 at 8:27 am
Why There are no Muslims In Space…
The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby where he met President Bush….