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RAMALLAH, West Bank… A previously unknown Pa–lestinian militant group has claimed to have kidnapped an American student in the occupied West Bank…(authors note..”occupied?)

Pal–estinian group says it has kidnapped US student in W-est Bank

..The group said it had snatched the student, who was named as Michael Phillips, in the town of Na-blus on Wednesday…

The last kidnapping of Westerners by Pa–lestinian militants occurred in the Ga-za Strip in August, when two journalists working for the US-based Fox News television network spent 13 days in captivity of a previously unknown group, the Holy Ji–had Brigades.

Please forgive my cynicism on this one friends..and do not mistake it for lack of compassion.
Is this true? Was it staged?
Are we ready for the sequel to “The forced-conversion-to-Izzlam” Movie?

Is this the self same Michael Phillips who wrote for alja-ze–erah?
P-A probing militant group’s claim it kidnapped American in Nablus

“She said Phillips was working with Project Hope in refugee camps near the West Bank city of Nab-lus, teaching English.”

Yea, let P-A “probe” eh?…Why dont ya just let bankrobbers do bank audits while your’e at it?

Are the Pallies confused as to who is their self proclaimed “enemy” these days?

Like the attempted kidnapping of Rachel Corrie’s parents , who of course was only trying to “help” them. Gag.

Should we let them in on a lil secret…that this was most likely just another American student who chose the West Bank (of all places) to teach the “poor, under-priviledged Ar-abs” how to speak English ( why exactly do they want to learn that?)…….in their their self inflicted “refugee camps”….(which just so happen to have that have shops, schools, electricity, tv, and videos ..btw)

So, help me understand sweet friends…….. they kidnap somone with a history of defending these exact tactics and the thugs who engage in them?…er…what exactly were they thinkin?

What’s the endgame?
Destroy Israel or else……
Fund terrorists or else……..
Convert all of the America, Europe and the West..or else…….

Moral of the story:
Choose your friends, and your um…”humanitarian missions” carefully.

Let us hope for his safe return. Truly.

Update:
An American student teaching in We-st Bank refugee camps was freed late Wednesday after being held for a day by Pale-stinians. He appeared to be unharmed.
Pale–stinians free American in West Bank

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