They sent my Tax Return back!


They sent my Tax Return back! AGAIN!!!

In response to the question:
“List all dependents?”

I replied:

“12 million illegal immigrants;
“3 million crack heads;
“42 million unemployable people on food stamps,
“2 million people in over 243 prisons;
“Half of Mexico ; and
“535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate.”

Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.laff




27 Responses to “They sent my Tax Return back!”

  1. DeanO says:

    Angel – these are great!!!!!!!!!!!!! as Tony the tiger would say

  2. Brooke says:

    I love those gags. If only!

  3. RandyG says:

    Those are just too true…

  4. slamdunk says:

    Now that is funny. Thanks for the laugh Angel.

  5. Woodsterman says:

    That sounds like my return too.

  6. Comedy Plus says:

    This is so very true and it’s getting worse and worse by the minute, but that’s what the liberals want. It’s their voting base. It’s a shame isn’t it? Yes it is.

    Have a terrific weekend my friend. Hugs. :)

  7. KarL M says:

    Do you have cash??? then there is a different price for you..
    Off the books??? i thought that meant you were out of school..guess not.
    Laundry???…for clothes???? not quite…GreenBacks..

    BTW Angel…who pays taxes???? isn’t that where the Dallas Cowboys play their home games????

  8. Leticia says:

    How very true, the comics are funny, the reality not so much.

  9. Always On Watch says:

    Sadly, most people don’t have a clue as to how their tax dollars are divvied up.

  10. amanofwonder says:

    Returns are so taxing.

    Stick with Zappos they never ask questions, the IRS cud learn alot from them folks.

  11. Fredd says:

    You could have saved time by simply listing all of those dependents above as ‘Obama Voters.’ And yes, even the guys in prison, who will find a way to get their sticky fingers on some absentee ballots, and then give them to Al Franken to store in the trunk of his car until needed.

  12. Bunni says:

    That’s funny Angel! I hope you actually didn’t have to go through that.
    You know these shysters can’t handle the truth!

    Have a wonderful and safe weekend, my friend.

  13. Bob Mack says:

    Repeal the 16th Amendment. It was only ratified in 1913.

    The Socialist Labor Party advocated a graduated income tax in 1887. The Populist Party “demand[ed] a graduated income tax” in its 1892 platform. The Democratic Party, led by William Jennings Bryan, advocated the income tax law passed in 1894, and proposed an income tax in its 1908 platform.

    The 2nd plank of the Communist Manifesto (or, as Obama calls it, “making the rich pay their fair share”:

    2. A heavy progressive or graduated income tax.

  14. Kid says:

    Woman, isn’t that the truth. I can’t go on forever. Just like a cokehead not paying the rent, the rubber will eventually hit the road.

  15. Sunday Links: Thanksgiving Edition » Conservative Hideout 2.0 says:

    [...] They sent my Tax Return back! [...]

  16. Debbie says:

    That’s great Angel, and true.

  17. bob says:

    After tax reform, there will only be a one page form to submit to the IRS. There will be Yes and No check boxes for the question, “Did you make any money this year?”

    If you check, “No”, the next line says, “Get a job, you freeloader”.

    If you check, “Yes”, the next line is “Hand it over!”.

  18. The Conservative Lady says:

    Good ones, Angel.
    Hope all is well with you. Have a Happy Thanksgiving.

  19. Cao says:

    Very funny in a way, but very sad when you think about it. The thought of how they are pissing away money that hasn’t been earned yet really ticks me off.

    Happy Thanksgiving, Angel. I started another blog (finally) after the main one was hacked…will be trying to get those archives back up, but in the meantime, I have a ‘new home’.


  20. Katie says:

    Yours too? I hope your weekend was great.

  21. Ron Russell says:

    We are fast approaching the tipping-point when there won’t be enough tax-payers to support all the free loaders, maybe that’s a blessing in disguise—some of the bums will have to go to work.

  22. Frank says:

    Angel, you sure got a great sense of humor. This is funny funny. Every image beats the great one before it, and the words too are funny, like your unacceptable response of “535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate”. Thanks for the light moments!

  23. Jenny the Pirate says:

    ‘twould be even funnier were it not so true.

    As it is I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry.

    Happy Thanksgiving, dear Angel!

  24. bob says:

    Happy Thanksgiving, Angel. How about some of those yummy food pictures?

  25. Quite Rightly says:

    No refund for you, Angel!

    But enjoy your Thanksgiving!

  26. cube says:

    It would be funnier if it wasn’t so close to the truth.

  27. carol says:

    Greatly enjoyed and agree with your post!

    Happy Thanksgiving….