If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: ‘This looks much better on.’ On what? On fire?”
“Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?”
“Humpty, if I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a hundred times not to sit on that wall. But would you listen to me? Noooo!”
Humpty Dumpty’s mother Ha
Stumped on what to give this year?
Gifts that never fail:
-A homemade coupon for a half hour back massage, foot massage, pedicure, or whatever kind of pampering she deserves.
-Breakfast in Bed. An oldie but goodie.
-Gift certificate to her favorite store..or in my case…stores. Heh
To my sweet friends.
May you be as happy as
you have made those around you.
And…For offering a lifetime of your tenderhearted love,
May you receive nothing but blessings from the Lord above.
Happy Mother’s Day