TerrorisT PerfumE

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‘Resistance perfume’ celebrating ‘Hiz–bullah divine victory’ now on sale in Be-irut stores Lebanon: ‘Divine victory’ perfume on sale

“A new perfume carrying the “scent of resistance” and celebrating Hiz–bullah’s “divine victory” has been released on the market in Leb-anon..

“If you’ve ever wondered what resistance smells like, then try a dab of ‘Resistance Perfume,’ which comes ‘exclusively’ with a political message and a picture of Hiz–bullah’s secretary general, Say–yed Has-san Nas–rallah..

.. the package comes with “a digitally manipulated picture of a sinking ship, meant to represent the ‘Israeli’ warship damaged by a Hiz–bullah missile during the conflict, along with reprints of Nas–rallah’s speeches and messages from the ‘Lebanese prisoners in ‘Israeli’ prisons.”

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What’s that smell?

Oh. So Nass–rallah is joining the ranks of self proclaimed celebrities who’ve signed contracts with perfume houses to associate their name with a signature scent…you know … for the ole self promo campaign.

Well, one thing we do know.
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Perfume is generally coupled with the sensual or the romantic.
So, let’s see …equating sexual allure with violence, destruction and death….yea..sounds just about right for a rad Muzlim doesn’t it?

Ya think he thought this through carefully?
I wonder if he knows that many perfumes have animal sources.
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For example, lumps of oxidized fatty compounds, that are secreted and expelled by the Sperm Whale are used for many parfums. Even mongooses and beavers are used.

And what if the women became even more enticing due to their Nasssrillian fragance? coupleaniop.gif

What if the fragrances cause asthmatic reactions and the terrorists have a sneezing fit next time they try to launch a Katyusha on an innocent Israeli city? snipergg.gif

What if the users contract allergic skin reactions or the delicate balance of hormones in their bodies become disrupted.

Come to think of it….. maybe the Israelis can use it against them…ya know..kinda like Mace eh?

Any ideas for what it should be called?

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Parfum de Terrorista

L’Air du Bomb

A spray a day keeps the enemy away?

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13 Responses to “TerrorisT PerfumE”

  1. KKarLLMmM says:

    O’day de Kame’l…when you want to smell like fresh farm animals.
    By the way Angel,
    do you spray it or fire it????
    over the Burka or just in the eyeslot???
    Now all they need to discover is deodorant and the world will be a much “sweeter” place to live….

  2. DL says:

    I would think urine in a bottle would be more appropriate from these scum.

  3. Ebyjo says:

    Use the fat of hogs, since they are swine…plus they are highly offended by pigs anyway.

    Here is a question though. IF women are offensive for being female, and having sexual organs that men are attracted too…and Islimes are notorious for hating women…couldn’t this be grounds for pre-meditated murder???

    Oh well, at least they wont smell like camel dung anymore, but that has to an improvement…

  4. Night Rider says:

    How about a bottle filled with Self Exploding Liquid so that the Suicide Bomber will never know when he/she is going to explode? That way they could be in amongst themselves in a meeting like and blow up a bunch of Mooooslimbs.

  5. michael says:

    I wonder how they got the smell of cordite in a bottle?

  6. kerwin says:

    It is probably a Jewish plot and Jew are always out to make money. How sneaking and conniving can you be to make money of Hezbollah to give to the Jewish Military :-)

  7. Always On Watch says:

    Every time I think the Muzzies have finished doing weird stuff, along comes a story like this.

  8. Brooke says:

    So what does it smell like? B.O., gunpowder and that coppery scent of blood that the Islamists so like to spill?

    No thanks. :?

  9. Ogre says:

    I bet it smells like camel butts. It’s supposed to be sexually attractive to muslims, right?

  10. bugsngasgal says:

    And I thought Mecca Cola was stupid, this one is even better…we can set chemical detectors to look for this slime and find out who’s naughty and nice in a crowd long after the noticeable stink of it is gone. >:)

  11. Faultline USA says:

    Thanks for bringing this latest insanity out. Hey! We need to get plenty of bottles of this stuff and re-label them “Scent of Terror.”

    Let everyone get familiar with the stink so we can sniff them out. (sarchasm)

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  13. raimi says:

    Hi,

    Thanks for the info, I really appreciate it. I recall reading a bit more about this but then again, I could be wrong. But the site’s filled with lots of stuff, great content and weekly comps!

    Cheers

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