Michelle Obama: “Eat Before You Come to my Party”

Soooooooo….Queen Obummer invites her posse’ to her self worshipping birthday Party and tells ‘em to EAT BEFORE YOU COME.

That’s right. You heard me.

Pressie Aint Feedin Y’all

And the Libs can’t even bring themselves to throw up….err..I mean criticize the gall and nerve of it all………….

Word’s out that the lucky VIPs invited to fete Mrs. Obama at a “Snacks & Sips & Dancing & Dessert” party have been advised to dust off their dancing shoes and, more strictly, “to eat before you come.”

While it’s always nice to give the stiletto sporting crowd a heads-up, the East Wing’s… directive has some folks in the party planning business scratching their heads.

“I don’t think it’s rude, but I do think it’s a little . . . different than what people are used to. How’s that for putting it delicately?” joked Lizzie Post..

(Tip of the hat to the Zipster)

Not rude?

But no worries..She will flyin’ back from her umpteenth vacation in Hawaii on your taxpayer’s dime.

Ah yes…So sorry…No $$$ to shell out for a sammich for the common man.

But don’t fret..She is makin sure to stay ghetto fab and promises y’all can do the “Dougie”.
How classy eh.

P.S. Is there a NO gift clause too?


Where I come from..the hostess actually FEEDS her guests…so here’s my early Valentine’s treats Sweet Friends.

What is as as sweet as a Valentine you can eat?

I mean…Nothing says “I love you” like chocolate eh?

Want your cakes or chocolate to look um..”romantic”?

Some free Tips from Angel:
(Listen up guys)



Rasberry Sauce. Mmmmm.


Make anything in the shape of a heart.

Trust me on that one. Heh.

Dip it in chocolate. Woooooooo.wheeeani-ddy.gif

OK. Don’t even think about these:
And if ya do…ya didn’t hear it from me. Ha.

May I be the first to wish you………..

15 Responses to “Michelle Obama: “Eat Before You Come to my Party””

  1. ron says:

    They are not right….but hey saves the taxpayers(very little).

  2. Mustang says:

    Sure saved a lot of money on that $45 million vacation to Hawaii. I’m sure glad the Obama’s have our backs.

  3. Marine4Ever says:

    I’m not even gonna comment on Moosechelle.
    As far the pictures — thanks, Angel… I just added 40 pounds looking at ‘em!

  4. Freedom, by the way says:

    There is class. And there is no class. I think Michelle falls in a class all by herself. (Is she trying to make up for the $800,000 it cost us to fly an empty Air Force One back to HA to pick her up after her extended stay? That would by a lot of pizza!)

  5. Comedy Plus says:

    That cow Moochelle needs to take a look in the mirror. Yikes, she can stuff the food in can’t she.

    I’ll be so glad when they are gone. So very glad.

    Have a fabulous day Angel. Big hugs. ♥♥♥

  6. Adrienne says:

    Everything about that invitation is tacky – the wording (all those “and’s”) and telling people to eat before coming. Snacks? Sips? Tacky, tacky, tacky, and also creepy, clueless, and crass. Other than that it’s okay.

    She’s hanging out with Oprah in Hawaii which is also creepy, clueless, and crass.

  7. cube says:

    To call her classless is kind. I have a few other choice words which I will not put to print. How I was raised, a hostess feeds her guests even when it’s coming out of her own pocket, unlike Moochie who uses the taxpayer’s endless trough of money. Just nasty on so many levels. Thank goodness you gave us the delicious dessert pix… I feel better now :-)

  8. Ed Bonderenka says:

    Let them eat cake.

  9. DaBlade says:

    To be fair, she does look REALLY full.

  10. Findalis says:

    My G-d Angel, I just gained 20 pounds reading that! LOL

    Michelle is using this “party” as a fund-raiser. Rumor is that she will run for the Senate in 2016 and the White House in 2020.

  11. Woodsterman says:

    So, you think you’re better. For some reason I’m leaving here hungry.

  12. Always On Watch says:

    A party without food is not a party!

  13. Carol-Christian Soldier says:

    I’m w/ M4ever-!!
    on both accounts (-:

    Trying to stay away from food –need to lose – so I can eat Valentine treats !!
    Thank you – Angel-
    The Valentine treats are beautiful!

  14. KarLLLMMM says:

    I do think it is a “Barf-Control” safety issue…

    If you were to spend time AND eat with her, no telling what might “come up”.

    Thanks for the pics Angel..i need to go workout now….

  15. Leticia says:

    She and her husband are such an embarrassment. What disgrace!