Memo to Moore! LOL Green Beret Sniper, Bryan Sikes

Green Beret Sniper, Bryan Sikes, hilariously slams ‘cupcake’ Michael Moore for calling American Sniper, Chris Kyle, a coward.

Mr. Moore-

Good afternoon there sweetheart, I hope this finds you alive and well. You can thank our men and women of the armed forces for that, by the way, and that also includes us cowardly snipers.

It seems you’ve found time between licking the jelly off your fingers and releasing your grasp of a bear claw to tweet some junk about snipers being cowards.

My buddies and I got a good laugh over the tweet, so I thank you. For a guy worth $50 million dollars, you sure have quite a bit to bitch and cry about. I guess like a moth to flame, you too gravitate towards things that are popular and in the moment — in this case it’s snipers.

Too bad for you that your attempt at being relevant via your 70+ year old family experience has failed. It has only made you look dumber than a bag of hammers. Next time you should try something more original than going after snipers for one reason or another…that was so last month.

It’s typical of “men” like you to criticize the intestinal fortitude, focus, discipline and patriotism of a sniper. It must stem from an inferiority complex or something. But hey, it’s okay cupcake.

We snipers are thick skinned and the efforts of world class turds such as yourself to portray us in a negative light only makes us laugh.

If you and I were in the same room, I’d throw you a smile and gently pat you on the head knowing you’re nothing more than a mouth breathing, Crisco sweating waste of space not even worthy of being in the presence of a sniper.

It’s almost funny how people like you preach things like ‘acceptance’ and ‘not passing judgement’ or ‘labeling people’, but then are the first to do so when a person is in some way dissimilar from you.

So tenderfoot, I leave you with this final thought: what if you found yourself in some sort of hostage situation where you were held at knife-point by some crazed person and they were dead set on making an example of you by bleeding you out on Hollywood Blvd in front of the world, and the only way out was with the precision aimed fire of a sniper?

Would you want that coward to take the shot? Because knowing how you feel about snipers such as myself and your hatred of firearms, I’d probably drop the mag, roll the bolt and go get a Jack & Coke before helping you out.

Very Respectfully,

My new HERO! Green Beret Sniper, Bryan Sikes Hooah!

Can you sat OOOHRAH!!!???
Now go see American Sniper sweet friends!

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14 Responses to “Memo to Moore! LOL Green Beret Sniper, Bryan Sikes”

  1. Dee says:

    this is fabulous Angel!!!! great snow day reading! thanx for sharing!

  2. Comedy Plus says:

    I can’t stand Michael Moore. Okay, I can’t stand most liberals that are so far left leaning. He’s the typical complainer. He’s got tons of money, but he’s never happy. I think liberalism is a disease (mental illness that is).

    Have a fabulous day Angel and keep up the great work. Big hugs. ♥♥♥

  3. Always On Watch says:

    Michael Moore is a pathetic excuse for a human being. Does anyone take him seriously anymore? I can’t see how!

  4. Always On Watch says:

    Let me insult Michael Moore some more….Michael Moore has less credibility than Al Sharpton.

    There. I’ve said it.

  5. KarLLLMMMM says:

    Hey Mikey (mouse)Moore…

    “Say Hello to my little friend”….Tony Montana (Scarface)

  6. Bunkerville says:

    For some reason I don’t think cupcake will fare so well at “the camps”! :)

  7. cube says:

    I hate Michael Moore and I think he shouldn’t be taken seriously about anything. Being considered irrelevant will give him fits.

    P.S. Stay warm.

  8. C-CS says:

    Bryan Sikes would be invited to any event I would host–and he could bring his fellow snipers w/ him!!
    I lift my glass to our BEST –

  9. Z says:

    “not even worthy of being in the presence of a sniper.”
    He’s not even worthy of being shot by a sniper!

    What a fabulous letter….HOOWAAAH!!

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  11. Ed Bonderenka says:

    What a calm, self-assured, well reasoned response to a sad, pathetic, miserable, pitiable buffoon.

  12. -FJ says:

    Great movie about a great American hero! MM, eat Shite!

  13. Mustang says:

    The only word for this is something I can’t say in a public forum. So I’ll just say FANTASTIC. I don’t think cupcake really wants to mess with Sikes. I really don’t.

  14. Jerry says:

    Loved this Angel! Sadly, MM is from my home town. But so is Grand Funk Railroad, so at least that’s Some Kinda Wonderful.