Green Card AnyonE?

The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 12 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the Internet onto the front of my shirt.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all.

Here ‘s a copy of the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you’re in need of quicker emergency service.




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15 Responses to “Green Card AnyonE?”

  1. Brooke says:

    Are you kiddin’? Most Mexicans would beat the hell out of a Border agent, and then demand that the gov’t prosecuted the agent for provoking them!

    Good joke, though! :smile:

  2. The American Israeli Patriot says:

    The Truth About The Temple Mount Ramp…

  3. kevin says:

    I have a cousin who is a BP agent. He gave me a BP hat that I wore out one day . When I drove into the parking lot of a convienience store that is always flooded with “day workers” I got a wide range of responses. Some thought it was funny, some looked nervous or looked away and only a few got angry. One of them shouted at me in Spanish as I left. This happened about 15 years ago though, today’s response may be more aggressive.

  4. cube says:

    Bwa ha ha ha.

  5. American Crusader says:

    Great one…I’ll have to try that if I’m ever stuck going to the emergency room.
    Keeping fingers crossed

  6. The HILL Chronicles says:

    Audio of todays Talk show with Pamela Geller…

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  7. KKarLLmMM says:

    I once had a very similar experience…
    I was standing on line in a store waiting to pay for my purchases, the shoppers ahead of me pullled out a variety of coupons, stamps and government vouchers to pay. When my chance came, i took out two crisp GREEN Benjamin Franklin 50$ bills to pay.
    Upon the site of cash the other patrons recoiled in fear murmurring, “there goes the neighborhood” and ran out to warn their children!!!!

  8. obob says:

    you are a very bad person and you deserve a medal. Outstanding

  9. The MaryHunter says:

    You SLAY me, Angel! A nice gal like you, eh? ;-)

  10. Faultline USA says:

    I loved it. Will send it to several EMR staff I know!

  11. Angel says:

    Heh. Thankeez for the laffs and comments y’all! ;)

  12. Terry_Jim says:

    Too Funny.

  13. Defiant Infidel says:

    How to clear a public room in 2007 without the need for the embarrassment of flatulating…

  14. 123beta says:

    Happy Valentine’s Day…

    Oh, oh. It looks like Debbie at Right Truth may have figured out why Sam hasn’t been posting as often as usual……

  15. hnav says:


    look at all those trackbacks!

    meanwhile, the Democrats tried to surrender in the Senate this weekend.

    Hillary wants to ‘run away’ in three months…


    are there still some upset, who believe these parties are the same?


    the Democrats are a comedy of errors…