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CALGARY, Alberta… - A would-be thief proved himself lacking in key skills like reconnaissance and driving after he tried to pull a heist beside a police-dog training site and then got stuck in the snow trying to flee.
Police in Edmonton, Alberta, said officers were training with a dog at a business late Tuesday when they heard an alarm sound from the building next door.
Thief gets F in planning and driving
When they went to investigate, a car smashed through a garage door and zoomed past an officer and his dog, Wizzard, Edmonton police spokeswoman Karen Carlson said.
“He didn’t get very far because he got stuck in a snow bank,” Carlson said. The car turned out to be stolen.
The suspect tried to make a break for it on foot, but was quickly forced to give himself up when Wizzard caught up with him.
LOL..O.K. sweet friends, what’s the moral of this story?…Heh.
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February 23rd, 2007 at 12:56 am
It takes a special kind of person to become a criminal. In some cases, “special” seems to mean “of exceptionally low intelligence” or “lacking in cognitive faculties”.
I guess Wizzard is ready to “take a bite out of crime”.
February 23rd, 2007 at 2:30 am
One day, I’ll get into this trackbacking business….
February 23rd, 2007 at 9:40 am
Thank goodness most lawbreakers aren’t criminal masterminds.
February 23rd, 2007 at 9:43 am
The Enemy Within…
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February 23rd, 2007 at 10:03 am
MY QUESTION OF THE WEEK. The topic: Is it ever justified to lie?
February 23rd, 2007 at 10:53 am
A criminal mastermind he wasn’t. Hopefully his fellow inmates will hear about his ineptitude and welcome him properly.
February 23rd, 2007 at 12:01 pm
I love the picture!
“Stupid is as stupid does” seems very applicable here.
February 23rd, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Blue Man Britney…
Britney Spears Joins Blue Man Group?
A freakishly entertaining greeting to readers from Perri Nelson’s Website, Woman Honor Thyself…….
February 23rd, 2007 at 1:18 pm
Wizzard !
such a fun story…
too bad Wizzard wasn’t available to guard the Interns when Billy was on the prowl…
February 23rd, 2007 at 2:11 pm
Burqinis…
85 years ago women in America were very modest when they went swimming on public beaches wearing one-piece swimsuits as pictured here. Amazingly, if any Muslim woman today were to wear this outrageously, sexual, sensual, revealing, inviting outfit she …
February 23rd, 2007 at 2:15 pm
A Greener Country [Weekend Open Trackback]…
Pressure groups from around Naples protested in Rome last Wednesday against the illegal dumping by Mafia-controlled businesses of millions of tons of toxic waste that they say is to blame for a rise in the number of tumours among local residents. Envir…
February 23rd, 2007 at 2:28 pm
Hokey Smokes! Caption Contest: Week 38…
Tags: caption contest
Got a funny caption for this picture? Leave it in the comments! The winners will be announced next Friday.
To see last weeks winners, click ‘tell me more’.
Linked to Wizbang’s - ‘Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™&#…
February 23rd, 2007 at 2:40 pm
No wonder my job is so much fun!
February 23rd, 2007 at 3:10 pm
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February 23rd, 2007 at 3:46 pm
We’re All Going To Die…
Delaware Gov. Ruth Ann Minner, a Democrat, has directed the state’s official climatologist to stop saying global warming isn’t caused by humans and greenhouse gases.
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February 23rd, 2007 at 3:56 pm
Hey hun! Have a great weekend and get loads of rest!!!
February 23rd, 2007 at 4:46 pm
The (retarded) Conservative Solution To Illegal I…
Another “Conservative” chimes in helpfully. Tom Nugent, presumably no relation to Ted Nugent, writes a piece comparing our illegal immigration woes to the movie Terminal with Ton Hanks. After a number of inapt, bordering on embarrassing suggestions h…
February 23rd, 2007 at 4:58 pm
Troops ‘Dissent’ and ‘Protest’ to Congress…
Nancy Pelosi, John Murtha and Harry Reid have put our soldiers between Iraq and a hard place. The soldiers have a war to win and victory is the goal. Pelosi, Murtha, Reid, the Democrat Presidential contenders, and the Democrat majority, have an elect…..
February 23rd, 2007 at 5:09 pm
Troops ‘Dissent’ and ‘Protest’ to Congress…
Nancy Pelosi, John Murtha and Harry Reid have put our soldiers between Iraq and a hard place. The soldiers have a war to win and victory is the goal. Pelosi, Murtha, Reid, the Democrat Presidential contenders, and the Democrat majority, have an elect…..
February 23rd, 2007 at 5:24 pm
The dogs that work with soldiers, firemen, police, etc. are just wonderful. The dogs involved in September 11, 2001 were heros. Some were injured, I don’t know if any lost their lives. But they did their jobs as they were trained.
Many criminals are just stupid, no thought, no planning. Hey Angel, I bet we could plan a great crime. We’re so innocent no one would ever suspect us, ha. Just kidding of course. I don’t even keep an extra penny given to me at the cash register.
February 23rd, 2007 at 6:29 pm
Tougher or dumber times?…
Jet Blue mishandled the situation but what is a passenger bill of rights going to do? It is not going to prevent snow storms in winter or thunderstorms during the summer. I guess some(I’m talking a handful) people just want a handout. Ok have your bi….
February 23rd, 2007 at 6:42 pm
Hybrids Not So Hot, Vilsack, Catholics and Bubba made $40 Million On Speaking Tour…
Hybrids Not So Hot After Fuel-Economy Changes
Vilsack out; scramble for Iowa supporters begins…
Catholic Church lobbies for open borders
ROARING ECONOMY: BILL CLINTON HAS MADE $40M ON THE LECTURE CIRCUIT…
Trackposted to Outside the Beltway…
February 23rd, 2007 at 7:09 pm
The 48-Hour Key to Understanding DNA…
Bruce’s day job, as regular readers know, is maintaining a database of genetic information. The goal of any genetics project is to find out which parts of the DNA do what. Insiders call this genetic annotation, and this article is……
February 23rd, 2007 at 7:20 pm
Well I’ve read some “dumb criminals” stories before but this is a good one. I wish all Canadian criminals were this easy to catch.
February 23rd, 2007 at 7:42 pm
Cascading Style Sheets - What a cool thing…
I really like using Cascading Style Sheets (CSS). WIth a little thought to how you structure your (X)HTML and how you use CSS you can make some pretty amazing changes to the way your website looks….
February 23rd, 2007 at 9:07 pm
Weekend Open Trackback…
Your basic weekend long open trackback post.I took a picture of this mural in 29 Palms, CA. (click to enlarge) Trackposted to Perri Nelson’s Website, third world county, The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns, basil’s blog, Pirate’s Cove, Blue Star…
February 23rd, 2007 at 9:10 pm
Obama: Same old defeatist……
Seriously, if anyone thinks of Obama or any Democrat is not a defeatist and isolationist, then I have some prime swamp land for sale….
February 23rd, 2007 at 9:50 pm
Senate Democrat Fecklessness Continues…
Not a single Senator who supports this nonsense can defend it on grounds of national security. Not a single one. How does limiting the President’s capabilities as commander in chief improve national security? How does limiting the military’s capabili…
February 23rd, 2007 at 11:26 pm
Tasty, er, Hasty Pudding Award for Scarlett Johansson…
In contrast to recent celebrity train-wrecks that don’t know how to handle pot, a grateful Scarlett is seen here lovingly holding the golden pudding pot. She was playfully subjected to a series of light-hearted jibes about her age, her curvaceous figu…
February 24th, 2007 at 4:59 am
Oscars - The 79th Academy Awards February 25th…
The winners, and all the hot red carpet photos will be available right here as the results of the Academy Awards are announced Sunday night .
….and the nominees are
“Babel” “The Departed” “Letters from Iwo Jima” “Little Miss Sunsh…
February 24th, 2007 at 7:44 am
The Knucklehead of the Day award…
Today’s winner is Florida State Senator Victor Crist….
February 24th, 2007 at 9:14 am
The Untold Story of Border Patrol Agent Gary Brugman and the Pattern of Malicious Prosecution by U.S. Attorney Johnny Sutton…
Sadly enough, Suttons career of the crucifying and false imprisonment of U.S. Border Patrol Agents, did not begin with Ramos and Compean. His former victim, Border Patrol Agent Gary Brugman tells his story …
February 24th, 2007 at 11:14 am
Hear about a bus load of senior citizens in Costa Rica; that armed muggers tried to mug them, a re-tired US serviceman 70 yrs old put one assailant in a head lock and broke his neck! The others fled!
Never mess with the re-tired Military!
U.S. tourist kills mugger with bare hands
Retired GI puts armed Costa Rican in headlock, companions fend off others…
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17284416/
FTGF!
February 24th, 2007 at 11:56 am
The moral of the story is: Plan ahead and DON’T mess with a police dog!
February 24th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
Hi Angel , my name is Alex .
I have visited for the first time your Blog and wish to send you my congratulations.
I have quoted your Blog into mine ( hamiltonalexander.blog.com ) and of course I also placed in my post a link to yours
( here’s the permalink if you wish to see : http://hamiltonalexander.blog.com/1561512/ )
Anyway , as said , I find your Blog interesting and well done , so , if you allow and stand me , I will visit it regularly and post in it .
Yours
Alex
February 24th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Italian Bloggers for Giuliani 2008 [weekend open t…
“La grandezza degli Stati Uniti è che le sfide più importanti portano inevitabilmente alla ribalta leader con la forza necessaria per affrontare il momento e la capacità di farci alzare in piedi insieme a loro. Leader la cui attitudine al comando s…
February 24th, 2007 at 12:25 pm
Today’s Iraq News…
It starts out with the al-AP telling us we are stoopid for understimating and not thinking about how many civilians have died during Operation Iraqi Freedom. A subtle way to remind us that we as Americans are jerks, occupiers, terrible people, and shou…
February 24th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
On the bright side……
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February 24th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
Obama Wants Focused Political Attacks…
Borat [now that is just funny] Obama has been locked in a battle with Hillary Clinton and he says that this has got to stop. He has vowed not to get involved in dirty politics and the back and forth that he believes does no good. That is, of course, …
February 24th, 2007 at 3:11 pm
former ACLU president charged with child porn poss…
a past president of Virginias American Civil Liberties Union chapter was arrested Friday and charged with receiving and possessing child pornography….
February 24th, 2007 at 5:25 pm
Love that story Daniel!
Angel, not self promoting here…just wanted to share this with you and your readers:
Dar al-Harb
February 24th, 2007 at 6:29 pm
A nearly perfect reply…
Sometimes complaining about the criticism directed at oneself can result in an apology and the individual reframing their disagreement…
February 24th, 2007 at 6:52 pm
Thanks y’all so much for the wonderful comments and links!!
February 24th, 2007 at 8:26 pm
An Inconvenient Exaggeration…
It amazes me what counts as a documentary these days.
I do not begrudge Al Gore his Oscar. I do disagree completely with his premise. I just wish the film had been classified more appropriately as fiction, docudrama or fantasy….
February 24th, 2007 at 9:34 pm
The Death of the Yellow Pages…
A dark age for yellow pages - DSCN2890 Originally uploaded by Larsz. The Print Yellow Pages is a $15 billion industry, so why are there dozens of Yellow Pages in my lobby still wrapped in plastic waiting to be picked by the tenants of the building?In …
February 24th, 2007 at 11:38 pm
What a ‘rock’ LMBO…
February 25th, 2007 at 3:13 am
Truth and Hope Report: Weekend Update for February…
We talk 2008 Presidential politics, urge conservatives to become executives, talk about unhinged liberal college students, the need for racial reconciliation, and how Wendy’s has lost it’s soul since Dave Thomas’ death….
February 25th, 2007 at 6:55 am
The Knucklehead of the Day award…
Today’s winner is the Lake County(Florida) Sheriff’s Department….
February 25th, 2007 at 9:47 am
Sunday Reading List 2/25/07…
I’m Still Hungry and Marital Bliss, Blue Star Chronicles (a MUST read) Cameron to announce Jesus existed, Fore-Left On ‘Art Bollocks Revisited’, Hyscience Movies to Watch, Movie to Miss, In The Bullpen Epic Literature and Film, And Why One Might…
February 25th, 2007 at 9:51 am
Keep it short and be nice…
So is someone going to have a stopwatch at funeral masses now?…
February 25th, 2007 at 10:09 am
Dear John…
No, this isn’t a post telling John McCain to get lost (although I certainly wish he would; slimy anti-free speech political hack *spit*). This is just a min-semi-almost-rant and FYI…
……
February 25th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
Chrisian Science Dhimmi…
Kenneth Ballen, the founder and President of Terror Free Tomorrow, has written a puff piece for Islamic radicalism. Predictably, he makes his case with polls conducted by an American University and never bothers to mention jihad. But surprisingly, Ball…
February 25th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
Dr. John — Right Place, Wrong Time…
Video of the Day — Dr. John performs “Right Place, Wrong Time” from the 1973 New Orleans Jazz Fest.
A funkified hello to all the readers visiting from Perri Nelson’s Website, Woman Honor Thyself, Pirate’s Cove, Cao’s Blog, Basil’s Blog, Third…
February 25th, 2007 at 9:03 pm
38 years…
One nominee tonight intrigues me. It is Alan Arkin. Nominated in the Best Supporting Actor Category for Little Miss Sunshine, I wonder if there ever was another actor or actress who has gone 38 years between Oscar nomination?…
February 25th, 2007 at 11:19 pm
An Inconvenient Truth…
As in, the members of the academy apparently care little for what the word documentary means anymore and only cares about stroking the Hollywood libtard political fetish of the moment….
February 26th, 2007 at 12:07 am
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February 26th, 2007 at 12:13 am
‘Inconvenient Lie’ wins Academy Award…
‘Inconvenient Truth Lie’ wins Academy Award
Climatologist calls Gore’s film ‘Science Fiction’…
The main point of the movie is that, unless we do something very serious, very soon about carbon dioxide emissions, muc…
February 26th, 2007 at 4:55 am
Blogging and the News…
Writing a blog takes a lot of energy and time. It takes a lot of thought. I’m amazed at the number of blogs out there that consistently uncover news that the major media chooses to ignore. I’m amazed at the number of blogs out there that regularly st…
February 26th, 2007 at 2:28 pm
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February 27th, 2007 at 1:10 am
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March 1st, 2007 at 7:11 pm
Robert Young Pelton…
Cao has already done a splendid job of covering that which I’m discovering on my own from Pelty’s newest book. But let me add a few observations. It’s hard to say if the eyepatch that Gerry Blackwood was wearing at the screening of…
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