Iz-lamic RepubliC of GreaT Britain

Britain’s National Union of Journalists denounced Israel on Friday for its “military adventures” in Gaza and Le-banon, called on the government to impose sanctions and urged a boycott of Israeli goods.

UK reporters union to boycott Israel

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Boycott Israel?

I,…for one, think it’s a grand idea Brits!

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Heck yea, relinquish all your cell phones, computers, computer21.gif your medicines and medical procedures and hey..while your’e at it, ya best renounce all your latest, military equipment that has been formed at an Israeli cutting Tool Company.

Get rid of UPS because their tracking equipment was designed in Israel too..that’s right.

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G’head boycott Israeli products and Israel will boycott products that they need that are made in the U.K., oh wait..there aren’t any. My bad.

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By the by, Brit cough, cough “journalists”, propogandists….Nearly every single, solitary computer in the world contains parts made or designed in Israel.

So, mates, cough up your laptops, desktops, and PDA’s while your’e at it.

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Heck why dontcha try usin smoke signals or carrier pigeons like in days of Yore.

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Better yet, buy Pale-stian goods instead..you know those shiek ar-afat scarves or those handy dandy, bomb belts.

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The British media were the foremost to carry the outrageous lies that there was a massacre carried out by Israel at Je-nin in which thousands of Pales–tinian A-rabs were allegedly slaughtered.

What a joke.

They reported this as fact of course. Yet it turned out to be completely false.

There were a couple of dozen Israelis killed in the combat, and a few dozen A-rabs killed. Nothing remotely like the thousands claimed and falsely reported..but heck what’s a few distortions among the unionized journalists eh.

Yea. Let’s follow the Brit ahem..logic.
Their very own reporter is abducted by the thugs and gangstas of Gaza, an extension of the Ham-ass that heads the Pales–stinian Authority, but it’s Israel they boycott.

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I mean how dare Israel have a pre-planned scenario for how to respond when the maniacal Hezbullies launched Kassam rockets at their innocent civilians or kidnapped their soldiers. The nerve of them.

Why should Israel be capable of acting like a sovereign country with the right of self defense. The nerve of them.

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Aintcha surprised the Brit journalists haven’t shared Israel’s role in the double-plus-secret conspiracy to kidnap their own soldiers yet?.. Galid Shalit, Eldad Regev, and Ehud Goldwasser. Hmmmmm.

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The BBC Burka Broadcasting Company has finally submitted. Londonistan must be mighty proud.

Britain is slowly becoming just an overcrowed insignificant little island.

Gee. I wonder where these Jew hating, anti-Semitic mental midgets will do all their reporting from now huh.

Pales-tinian, Ham-ass or Hezbully controlled areas?

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Perfect. If they take ill or get injured they can go to a Pale-stinian hospital (ha) for medical care. They can even fly Pale-stinian airlines…o yes, that would be mighty multi culti of them wouldn’t it?

Let’s be honest friends.

Now that Holocaust studies have been deemed “offensive” to Muzzlims, English will soon be considered offensive and the official language of England will become Ar-abic, …kewl…Shar-iahhhhh anyone?

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Sooooooo, Can we boycott Ar-ab oil yet?

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25 Responses to “Iz-lamic RepubliC of GreaT Britain”

  1. David says:

    Yeh, it’s looking more and more like there WON’T “always be an England” *sigh*

  2. sayitlikeitis says:

    The ENGLISH hatred for the Jewish State goes back to the 1940′s. The English were chased out of Israel by the Haganah and Irgun, for their racist & murderous behavior towards the Jewish residents while showering the Jerusalem Mufti and his barbaric gang with love and admiration. The English regret not killing off enough of the star of david wearers, and will not give up!

  3. zionflag says:

    Today being Holocaust Remembrance Day, I want to tell you abit about the Jerusalem Mufti (sayitlikeitis mentioned). The Mufti invited Adolf Hitler to visit with him at the Palace Hotel in pre-Israel (I cant mention that fantasy name-Palestine-) to teach him the best and cruelest methods to torture, torment, destroy, & incite against the Jewish nation. The BRITS were guardians of the place at that time….

  4. KKarLLmMM says:

    Angel…does it again..great piece of literary work…i will have tongue in cheek on rye with a large diet coke..Isn’t this the same country that had a tiny hostage problem a few days ago…Let’s see here.. perhaps a bit of
    $%&*) kissing on behalf of the new country of Arabritian or better know as the Islamic Kingdom, if we attack the Izlamaniac’s enemies, then maybe they will not bomb our trains…great idea….Transparent nevertheless…but i do love their accents..GO Brits…

  5. JR says:

    Why does this not surprise me?

    Great post and response Angel!
    I always enjoy…

    JR

  6. Pam says:

    I linked to your blog from my sister’s blog, Jungle Mom. I love your “tongue in cheek” way of educating us. I learned so much here! Thanks!

  7. michael says:

    Nearly every single, solitary computer in the world contains parts made or designed in Israel.

    So, mates, cough up your laptops, desktops, and PDA’s while your’e at it.

    This is why the boycotts of Israel fail: Israel produces stuff that the world needs.

    And the Arabs? Well, they have an accident of geology and history. And that’s it.

  8. DL says:

    If there wasn’t an Israel to pick on, I think the world would have to make one up for all of its haters to avoid facing their own failures.

  9. velvethammer says:

    Great post Angel! No shocker there. A liberal press? Who would of thunk it?
    Don’t you just love how they are shooting themselves in the foot. Carrier pigeons, smoke signals. lmao Let’s add a tin can and string to their list of options. Fools.

  10. Gayle says:

    Angel girl, this is absolutely brilliant! If their were a sarcasm award, you would win it hands down! :)

    Britain is signing it’s own death warrant, just like many people in this country are attempting to sign ours. And DL is right in saying that the world picks on Israel in order to avoid facing their own failures. I’ve not thought of that before, but it makes perfect since. It’s sort of like a kid kicking the family dog because he screwed up and got in trouble with his parents.

    Again, wonderful analysis here, Angel. Kudos!

  11. cube says:

    It’s sad to see a once mighty country reduced to mushy-headed liberalism.
    If we’re not careful, it could happen here too.

  12. InRussetShadows says:

    It’s usually the official council of this, the association of that, the foundation of so-and-so that usually make these grande condemnatory statements. The ironic thing is that these organizations are usually husks of their former selves, so while the media may be bedazzled by the size of the name, they no longer command the boots on the ground that their name suggests. (And if they still have the members, the numbers are trending downward.) If this organization of journalists were to skinny-dip in the Thames, then they would have a greater impact upon Britain’s foreign-policy. Stupid little nutters.

  13. John Kaiser says:

    There goes the whole myth of the British journalists objectivity. They have really done us a favor. Now they can’t claim to the false shroud of objectivity or lack of bias.

  14. Fang says:

    The big question in 20-30 years will be “How did we lose Britain?”

  15. Debbie says:

    Buy Israeli. Invest Israeli. Support the good guys!

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  18. Brooke says:

    Just when you think that Britain can’t get any more dhimmi… Churchill is spinning like a lathe.

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  20. Maggie M. Thornton says:

    Think any self-respecting citizen on the Isle is pondering the exit of Tony Blair? They should.

    The Balfour Declaration refused to dispense the nationally mandated lands to Israel. “…the effect of the Arabs’ intimidation by terror on British policy was a predisposition of certain key British officers toward the Arab anti-Jewish attitudes.”

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  21. Angel says:

    thanks friends for the great input! :)

  22. 123beta says:

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  23. GUNZ says:

    Sheesh, well to be honest that don’t surprise me one bit. I’m still chuckling over your rant though. LOL. Good one, better yet the daggone truth.

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  25. benning says:

    Ahhh, anti-Semitism in the Socialist media. Whoda thunk it?

    Asshats! How do we know when British journalists are lying?

    Do I need to give the answer?