FashioN NewsFlash: Courtesy Ham-ASS

In their first order since seizing control of the Gaza Strip, Ham–as Is–lamists banned gunmen from wearing masks – unless they are shooting at Israel.

Ham–as bans masks for Gaza gunmen

Wearing masks should only be near the borders and in fighting the Zionist enemy, not in the streets and near people’s homes”..


It’s Ha-mASS friends….Wad’id ya expect?
Special outfits for killin Jews. I’m flattered. Truly.


Ever read their charter?

Lemme save ya the time. Here’s a handy dandy translation:
The Jews aren’t all in the sea yet.


This is what their meetings must be like, behind closed doors no doubt. They probably make this an integral part of their opening ceremonies.

Good morning. Death to America and Israel. I’d like to welcome you all to….blah blah blah.
Take a lunch break.
Talk mad smack about Israel.
Measure waists for suicide belts
Break for dinner.

And the West, including ..yes……..the US, continues to contribute money and legitimacy to this..ahem… organization of murderous thugs. money6.gif

People who define themselves above all by what they hate, rather than who they love, are doomed to failure and wretchedness.

The A-rabs, who are blessed with land and oil, would rather train their own children to kill themselves for the psychopathic satisfaction of killing Jews.

Oh, and by the by…Israel no longer “occupies” Gaza. Good ole Ham-ass does. Hmmmm..think the UN will now condemn Ham-ass?
Don’t answer that.

Sorry Ham-assers but Israel is still very much alive…so hate on them all ya want……I’m quite certain Israel would prefer bein hated and alive, than loved, and remembered.

But speakin of fashion statements….boy did I digress…….
Perhaps the U.S. and Israel should take off the velvet gloves and put on some brass knuckles eh.




They’re still callin Gaza “occupied”. Ha.
There is only one Israeli soldier in Gaza, and his name is Gilad Shalit.

Wow he must be a wizard or superhero vested with magical powers to maintain an “occupation” of 1.5 million armed Ham-ass killer thugs eh. Pffft.

Hey Ham-ASSers:
Here’s a raging clue for y’all, if you don’t want to lose territory, don’t start wars you can’t win.

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24 Responses to “FashioN NewsFlash: Courtesy Ham-ASS”

  1. Kevin says:

    “In their first order since seizing control of the Gaza Strip, Ham–as Is–lamists banned gunmen from wearing masks – unless they are shooting at Israel.”

    So when an Israeli spy plane sees someone wearing a mask in Gaza, he’s a valid military target. Good news!

    And not only are they calling Gaza ‘occupied’, but they’re still calling Palestinians ‘refugees’! Isn’t 60 years enough time for you to get out of a refugee camp and find a home?

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  3. michael says:

    As usual, an excellent summation, Angel.
    As for the masks, I guess they just want their people to take pride in their work!

  4. OMMAG says:

    What Kevin Said! Oh yes if it had a black balaclava ….. shoot it!
    But wasn’t that always the right and obvious thing to do?

  5. Panhandle Poet says:

    Are the masks so the Israelis won’t shoot innocent civilians? I don’t think there are any innocent civilians over there.

  6. Debbie says:

    I think the outfits suit their nature, dark, black, scary, and yet trying to hide their true identity from the world. sick.

  7. Right Truth says:

    Israel to attack Gaza – maybe…

    The report says that Israel is preparing to strike at Hamas in Gaza IF rocket attacks and/or suicide bombings resume. It looks like there may be another Summer War, but not with Lebanon this time. If the report is true,…

  8. Always On Watch says:

    Are we going to see wars started by various Islamic terrorists, summer after summer?

    “Wars and rumors of wars”–prophecy fulfilled.

  9. Gayle says:

    “People who define themselves above all by what they hate, rather than who they love, are doomed to failure and wretchedness.” Exactly! They are already wretched! Now if only the US would put more effort into seeing that they are also failures.

  10. danny wright says:

    I didn’t know this was going on. Hmmm I realy need to start watching less news.

  11. Bar Kochba says:

    Perhaps the U.S. and Israel should take off the velvet gloves and put on some brass knuckles eh.
    Israel need tefillin along with its brass nuckles. All we need is a little emunah.

  12. in2thefray says:

    I got a kick out of the mask thing.LGF had pics of masked Hamas manning customs stations. The masks of course were always about terror effect and them being a bunch of wussies afraid of reprisals.Big man launching RPGs at school kids but when he’s in the casbah he wants to be unrecognizable by those that rightly despise him.

  13. obob says:

    I like the idea of taking out anyone in a skimask in the region. Snow isn’t a factor, so there is noexcuse for the headgear. Unless the MSM or UN can manipulate one for them.

  14. vegas art guy says:

    OK, so no masks huh? Unless they’re shooting at Isrealis? er


    Now let’s see how they do now that they’re in power…

    What’s the over/under on them keeping power? 6 weeks?

  15. KKarLLmM says:

    Seriously, am i the only one who sees the humor in this whole situation…
    Ha Ha Ham ass kills off the fatah group, takes over gaza… and wins???
    Wins what??? the right to rule over a desolate strip of sand…maybe the Sahara or the Baja will be their next target!!!
    The reason they took off the masks is look around and see…..nothing….lots of nothing.
    Keep up the great work Angel..

  16. Incognito says:

    I always thought it was a cowardly thing to do. Hide behind masks.

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  19. Ogre says:

    I’m very surprised that Israel has stood by and done nothing with this latest move. I hope they’re not waiting on that UN condemnation…

  20. Angel says:

    THANKS FRIENDS FOR THE TERRIFIC INPUT!..always a joy to read! ;)

  21. Maggie M. Thornton says:

    Angel, great point about Gilad Shalit. I posted some parts of the Ham-ASS charter today. I’m going to track back to you.

    I just wish Israel had a different leader…don’t know who would be better, but surely someone.

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  24. felipe says:

    towers are symbols of might of a united people so they’d go after them without masks because they’d like to go just so powerful countries crumble down figuratively-how could they go so tall when many crawl for food and water-so far it’s what the bombings are whispering in one’s ear. the tower and star of david still loom long they’ve gone. what can they say about the petronas then? so, just keep on going, laughing, and crying with the likes of paul potts.