God BlesS TexaS!
At long last sweet friends………..it’s Vacation time!
Partaay!
This city girl is grabbin her hubby and headin out to Texas! 
OMG…I must poke a lil fun of my Texan buds before I get there k?
Indulge me.
Oh wait. They’re real big on firearms aint they…
Maybe I ought to…aw..never mind………here goes! 
A map of the USA accordin to Texans: heh
Things You won’t Hear a Texan Say: 
We don’t keep firearms in this house.
You can’t feed that to the dog.
Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
I just couldn’t find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
My fiancee, Paula Jo, is registered at Tiffany’s.
Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
Checkmate.
Elvis who?
“I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”
Duct tape won’t fix that.
Yankee vs Southern Zoo
What’s the real difference between a
Yankee Zoo and a Southern Zoo?
On the cage, a Yankee Zoo will have the
name of the animal and then the scientific name in Latin.
A Southern Zoo will have the name of
the animal and the recipe…..!
Survivor, Texas-Style
Network TV is reported to be developing a Texas version of “Survivor,” the popular TV show.
Contestants must travel from Amarillo through Fort Worth, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio and back to Amarillo, through San Marcos and Lubbock. Each will be driving a Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads: “I voted for Kerry, I’m gay, and I’m here to take your guns.”
The first contestant to complete the round trip is the winner.
I will try to throw up some brilliant, witty posts in between all the runnin round..and I promise to TRY to visit y’alls when I can rub a few seconds together! 
Straight shooting over to my friends at Perri Nelson’s Website, Blog @ MoreWhat.com, A Blog For All, DeMediacratic Nation, Big Dog’s Weblog, Adam’s Blog, Right Truth, Maggie’s Notebook, Leaning Straight Up, The Bullwinkle Blog, The Amboy Times, Conservative Cat, Pursuing Holiness, third world county, The World According to Carl, Pirate’s Cove, Blue Star Chronicles, Nuke’s news and views, and Planck’s Constant, thanks to Linkfest Haven Deluxe.
June 20th, 2007 at 8:08 pm
Are you driving or flying? Drive through Tennessee and see me. Have a great time.
June 20th, 2007 at 8:29 pm
Angel, GREAT POST! Look me up when you get down here if you’re anywhere near Houston and Johnson Space Center.
June 20th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
There are definately worse places to visit than the Lone Star State. I spent many wonderful days exploring Houston, Dallas, San Antonio, San Angelo, and other places in Texas.
Hey Debbie… What part of Tennessee are ya in? I’m originally from the Gatlinburg/Pigeon Forge area.
June 20th, 2007 at 8:40 pm
Have a good time in Texas Angel.
Oh… and DO remind them that Texas is Alaska’s LITTLE brother
June 20th, 2007 at 9:59 pm
Ouch, going to Texas in the middle of the summer? You’ll soon learn that you made a bad decision for your vacation locale :). Unless you are heading to Padre Island of course.
June 20th, 2007 at 10:03 pm
Have a great trip!
When you are over fly-over country,
roll down the window and give us a wave!
Be sure to copy and use this helpful map for your trip
http://www.mullings.com/steinberg.jpg
And you should know…
The latest telephone poll taken by the Texas Governor’s office asked
whether people who live in Texas think illegal immigration is a serious problem.
29% of respondents answered:
“Yes, it is a serious problem.”
71% of respondents answered:
“No es una problema seriosa.”
June 20th, 2007 at 10:39 pm
Alaska may be larger in land mass but Texas is a whole other country!!! Nothin’ better - it’s Heaven on earth. You know the joke about making phone calls to Heaven don’t you? NYC, Chicago, LA, Salt Lake City, OK City, and most other places in the world, it costs $10,000 to make that call. In Texas - it’s only 25 cents! Why - you ask - cause it’s a local call from here!!!
Enjoy the trip - it will be great!
June 20th, 2007 at 10:46 pm
Is your pension plan invested in Iran? Stop it now…..
Did you know that millions of pension fund dollars are invested in companies doing business with Iran? Missouri has already removed its investments from Iran and Ohio, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, California, Texas, Georgia, Louisiana, Michigan and Florid…
June 20th, 2007 at 10:56 pm
Have a great time Angel…do not forget about us here, waiting for your words and pictures etc. of wit, wisdom and humor.
Remember…
If you’re Gonna Play in Texas, You Gotta Have a Fiddle in the Band
and…
There wouldn’t be no Alamo
No Cowboys in the Super Bowl
No “Lonesome Dove”, No “Yellow Rose”
If it wasn’t for Texas.
I wouldn’t be a Willie fan
Nobody would swim the Rio Grand
I wouldn’t be an American
If it wasn’t for Texas.
Fort Worth would never cross my mind
There’d be no Austin city limit sign
No Lone Star of any kind,
If it wasn’t for Texas.
I’d never gone to Tennessee
to sing my songs and chase my dreams,
Only heaven knows just where I’d be
If it wasn’t for Texas.
Fort Worth would never cross my mind
There’d be no Austin City limit sign
No Lone Star of any kind
If it wasn’t for Texas.
It made me the man I am,
Thank God for my old stomping ground.
I wouldn’t be standing right here right now
If it wasn’t for Texas,
If it wasn’t for Texas,
If it wasn’t for Texas…i think you get the idea…enjoy!!!!
June 20th, 2007 at 11:10 pm
Karl - I love it!!!!
Angel - Girl - you have been tagged. If you’re not aware of what it means, check out my site. If you have time during all this travelin’ drop a few tidbits of trivia about yourself!
June 20th, 2007 at 11:52 pm
Have a great trip Miss Angel! I love Texas! Have driven through several times. And the nicest of people.
June 21st, 2007 at 12:22 am
All joking aside, come see me. That is if you will be in my part of Texas. I won’t travel more than 200 miles to see you.
June 21st, 2007 at 12:57 am
U & your hubby should have a grand time in TEXAS, beat the heck out of any liberal, left wing, muzzlin lovers that u find in the lone star state. Enjoy the hot weather and use lots of sunscreen.
June 21st, 2007 at 3:45 am
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June 21st, 2007 at 3:48 am
I hear the Armadillos are so big down there they put saddles on ‘em!
Have fun!
June 21st, 2007 at 5:18 am
Watch out for that Texas heat! It can creep up on you. I know from personal experience when I came down with heat exhaustion on one of my visits to Texas.
Enjoy your vacation!
June 21st, 2007 at 6:38 am
OT, but you been tagged!
June 21st, 2007 at 8:31 am
HA! Benning is, as so usual, correct! The armadillos are ridden home quietly with the conveyed rosie vision of being domesticated and well cared for…
Then they are shot and grilled!
June 21st, 2007 at 8:38 am
THANKS THANKS all! Miss ya already!!!!
June 21st, 2007 at 8:43 am
Outstanding, Angel! Have fun…
June 21st, 2007 at 9:07 am
Have a great time….Texans seem like a lot of fun and so friendly…
June 21st, 2007 at 9:32 am
Yee haw! Our Angel is saddling up and riding into Texas. lol
Have a great time and be sure to apply sunblock, ’cause it will be hot hot hot.
But it is a dry heat dontcha’ know.
Can not wait to hear of your Texas adventure.
Happy trails!
June 21st, 2007 at 9:58 am
Have a good time Angel. I am in Houston, the weather is muggy (it aint a dry heat), and I just bought a new gun two days ago. I love Texas.
Other things you will not hear a real Texan say:
1. I’m just not in the mood for a steak today.
2. Those cowboy boots are just too tacky to wear in the wedding.
3. Hey, can I get some soy milk in that?
4. No I don’t feel like going to a strip club tonight.
5. Wow that new Prius is one hell of a car.
6. No I don’t think I should bring my gun along.
7. Non-fat dressing please.
8. This room could sure use a woman’s touch.
9. No I can’t recommend a good taxadermist.
10. You know who really knows something about manhood, the French.
11. I don’t want any trouble.
12. No beer for me, just a Fuzzy Navel blended nice and frothy.
13. I am too drunk to fish.
14. That was the best quiche I have ever had.
June 21st, 2007 at 10:15 am
Have fun in Texas. I’ve never been, but it sounds like a blast.
June 21st, 2007 at 11:57 am
Texas is the best place you could ever be. You just don’t know what you are missing unless you have been there. I love it. It has something of everything. I know you will enjoy your visit. Have fun. There are some of the most friendly people in the world that live in Texas. So have fun.
I like most of your jokes , not all. I am too protective of things that I love.lol connie from —–guess where, TEXAS, of course. Maybe we will pas each other somewhere on the trail.
June 21st, 2007 at 1:01 pm
Of course Austin is the anti-Texas and some Mexican Americans are La Raza Communists.
I’m just playin’ da devil’s advocate!!!!!!!!!
June 21st, 2007 at 1:01 pm
Have some Texas-sized fun out there!
June 21st, 2007 at 1:10 pm
Yeah Austin sucks. I grew up in Southeast Texas (Go Bulldogs) and then went to college in Houston. All of my friends who went to Austin came back as huge libs.
The city needs to get rid of the hippies and Greenies. Would not live there if you paid me.
The La Raza people are bad here in Houston. I see at least 4 “La Raza” bumper stickers a day. Heck last week they even had a little formal pro-illegal protest infront of my office on Memorial.
June 21st, 2007 at 1:32 pm
Angel have a great vacation and be safe! I am so happy you will finally be able to get so R&R!!!! Be safe my friend! Blessings and hugz to yah!
June 21st, 2007 at 2:19 pm
Enjoy Texas!
June 21st, 2007 at 11:58 pm
Angel gal, be really careful if you get out of the car alongside the road or at a rest stop. Texas is full of fire ants. Hon, if you step in a nest of fire ants you’ve had a horrible experience! These ants hurt really bad and they are everywhere right now because we’ve had a lot of rain. I swear this isn’t a joke. Be careful!
I don’t know what part of Texas you are going to, but Central Texas is undergoing a grasshopper invasion. They don’t bite, but keep your mouth closed while walking around in the great outdoors.
Other than that, Texas is a pretty fun place. Heh!
God bless!
June 22nd, 2007 at 12:02 am
Angel, have a good vay cay!!!!! … steve
June 22nd, 2007 at 12:05 am
SO FAR SO GOOD BUDDIES!..NOT MUCH CHANCE TO POST…MISS Y’ALL!…GOTTA GO PRACTICE MAH SUTHERN ACCENT..lol
June 22nd, 2007 at 1:23 am
Angel! Have a wonderful time with your family! Don’t get a sunburn!
June 22nd, 2007 at 7:46 am
Have a great vacation!
And,
Don’t Mess With Texas!
June 22nd, 2007 at 8:30 am
“Duct tape won’t fix that.”
What? That’s not a Texas thing, that’s a MAN thing!
Have fun and relax a bit!
June 22nd, 2007 at 8:37 am
You have a GREAT TIME, girl; you deserve it!!!
June 22nd, 2007 at 9:28 am
Great and interesting vacation post — and hilarious! Hope you’re having a great time!
June 22nd, 2007 at 10:32 am
Enjoy the time off! Texas in June…..I love it!
I’ll be in Dallas on tuesday and possibly Austin on Wednesday, if you’re in that part of Texas, the first cold one for you and your husband are on me!
June 22nd, 2007 at 3:32 pm
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June 22nd, 2007 at 6:48 pm
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June 22nd, 2007 at 6:53 pm
THANKS FOR THE WELL WISHES AND LINKS FRIENDS! BE BACK SOON!!
June 22nd, 2007 at 8:45 pm
‘Come Back To Texas’ lyrics
She said she needed a break
a little time to think
but then she went to Cleveland
with some guy named Leelan
that she met at the bank
There’s nothing wrong with Ohio
except the snow and the rain
I really like Drew Carey
and I’d love to see the Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame
So when you’re done doing whatever
and when you’re through doing whoever
you know Denton County will be right here waiting for you….
Come back to Texas
Its just not the same since you went away
Before you lose your accent
and forget all about the Lonestar State
There’s a seat for you at the rodeo
and I’ve got every slow dance saved
Besides the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway
I think I made a mistake
Its not that easy to take
She went to make a deposit
then she cleaned out her closet
Guess I’ll sit here and wait
For her to come back home (I’d wish you come back home)
it shouldn’t take very long (so long so long)
I bet she misses the sunrise
and Mrs. Baird’s fruit pies but I could be wrong
So when you’re done doing whatever
and when you’re through doing whoever
you know Denton County will be right here waiting for you….
Come back to Texas
Its just not the same since you went away
I bet you missed your exit
and drove right on through the Lone Star State
There’s a seat for you at the rodeo
and I’ve got every slow dance saved
Besides the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway
Troy Aikman wants you back
Willie Nelson wants you back
NASA wants you back
and the Bush twins want you back
Pantera wants you back
and Blue Bell wants you back
I got a premonition
I’m taking a petition
and the whole state’s gonna sign
Come back to Texas
Its just not the same since you went away
Before you lose your accent
and forget all about the Lone Star State
There’s a seat for you at the rodeo
and I’ve got every slow dance saved
Come back to Texas
Its just not the same since you went away
Before you lose your accent
and forget all about the Lone Star State
There’s a seat for you at the rodeo
and I’ve got every slow dance saved
Besides the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway
Besides the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway
Besides the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway
(Bowling For Soup)
Just be sure and steer clear of Austin, it’s the walled fortress of liberalism in this big friendly state.
June 22nd, 2007 at 10:12 pm
Hi Angel,
be well my friend. I hope your family enjoys, my family is in Katy Texas-the west part of Houston…
Take care!
June 22nd, 2007 at 10:25 pm
no2liberals is exactly right. It’s like the liberals in California congregating in Los Angeles and even moreso in San Francisco. Austin is our San Francisco. Yech!
June 23rd, 2007 at 7:26 am
put yourself in a Lone Star state of mind, grab a Shiner Boch and enjoy the tumbleweeds. THey do seem to have a little independant streak in themselves in those parts. You should stop by and visit Cindy Sheehan’s property anddo illicit things there if she hasn’t sold it by now
June 23rd, 2007 at 12:14 pm
The Taliban’s 6 Year Old Suicide Bomber…
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June 23rd, 2007 at 7:24 pm
Willy wants to go to Texas too. Stop by Arkansas and take Willy with you!
June 23rd, 2007 at 7:32 pm
LOL Angel, wonder if we all crisscrossed in midair! So, how do ya like the 100° weather and the rain? Seriously though, hope y’all enjoy my home state/country, hold down the fort, and keep my horses fed till the locals here kick me outta Philly and DC. :p
p.s. Try the Road Toad à la Mode - it’s the best!
June 24th, 2007 at 2:12 am
The first contestant to complete the round trip is the winner.
Now that sounds like a REAL survival test!
Have fun in Texas!
June 24th, 2007 at 7:13 pm
My hubby is from Texas! Have fun!
June 24th, 2007 at 10:17 pm
Wednesday OTA, OTPB and Linkfest…
This Legislation is very much alive, and there is a new tactic the Senate plans to use, known as the “clay pigeon.” To read about this “scheme” by Senator Harry Reid, read about the “clay pigeon” here…
June 25th, 2007 at 7:00 pm
Where the heck did you find that sign? And what lane do you take if you’re blind drunk?
August 9th, 2007 at 11:29 pm
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