The Annual Stampede-athoN is On

HELP is being offered to Mu–slims afflicted by chafed thighs during the Ha-jj pilgrimage in Sa-udi Ar-abia.

Ha-jj pilgrims offered seamless trousers
Pilgrims often complain of sore thighs because of friction as a result of long walks. The trouser will protect the thighs,” the paper said.

In January 2006, 364 pilgrims were killed in a crush during the pilgrimage’s stoning ritual.

Ah, yes those chafing thighs.

To heck with the deadly tramplings in which 244 Muzzlim pilgrims (gee, what word shall we use)…….got trampled and another 244 injured at a stone-throwing ritual.

Stone throwing ritual. Hmm.

After all, the dreaded thigh chafing is infinitely more important to deal with than the fact that Muzlims trample to death other Muzlims, most of them en route to the “de-vil stoning ritual.”

In 1990, the Muzlims stampeding killed 1,426 other Muzlims.

Eleven Shii-tes killed returning from Ha-jj pilgrimage

Stampede kills 244 during Ha-jj pilgrimage

Perhaps they should consider handin out leaflets on how to stay outta harms way without getting trampled by their fellow ahem..”pilgrims” eh.

Or take some lessons from the ones who run with the bulls eh.

To read bout All the Disasters- go here

Attending one of these is kinna jugglin chainsaws on a motorcycle.

Psst. Think: Crowd control.

Hey, here’s a clue.
If your annual religious “get togethers” have a death count higher then um.. 1, ..Houston, I think you got a problem.

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28 Responses to “The Annual Stampede-athoN is On”

  1. Layla says:

    OMG—what can I say—the sickness continues……………SPIT!

  2. dapoppins says:

    Way to put things into prespective. And make me chuckle and feel guilty about it!

  3. Kevin says:

    I’d love to stay and chat, but we’ve got a stone throwing ritual to go to!

  4. Frasypoo says:

    That was hilarious,wonder why they have a stone throwing?

  5. Bar Kochba says:

    They throw stones at a pillar that symboloizes Satan.

    I’m not really going to cry over the trampelled. Its payback for all of the Jews killed while praying…

  6. DD2 says:


  7. Brad Marston says:

    Does getting trampled to death get you the 72 virgins?

    Loved the site and I’ll be back.

  8. brooke says:

    If only they could do a little more culling of their own herd, eh?

  9. Always On Watch says:

    Chafed thighs are serious business–NOT! Compared to tramplings to death and deaths by stone throwings.

    Another example of the skewed values system, huh?

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  11. Anna says:

    Things that make you go “hmmm?!” *chuckle snort*

  12. Warrenarren says:

    Have you no shame?

    We’re talking about chafed thighs here!

  13. Debbie says:

    Don’t they also flog themselves until they bleed severely? What’s irritated legs to THAT?

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  15. KKarLlmMm says:

    Perhaps i can offer a solution..
    It works every time..
    A) strap on homocide belt
    B) walk slowly,do not run, into mosque
    C) kneel down to pray in crowded area
    D) detonate explosive belt…
    this will absolutely cure the chaffed thigh problem…
    100% guaranteed or your body parts back!!!!!!

  16. Strawberry says:

    Angel – is there no end to the absurdity? I guess we Americans just don’t take our religion as seriously as they do! Or maybe we do but our beliefs teach us to help others, not trample them on our way to church! KK has a good solution to the problem! :)

  17. Angel says:

    lol..Thanks alls for the input….woohoo! ;)

  18. sayitlikeitis says:

    Heard that wives who want to divorce their hubbies,, and its almost impossible for female muzzies to even consider this…..instead insist that the hubby go to the HAJ Pilgrimage (since death is a possibility and then no marriage, or marriage with chafed thighs)..
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  19. Next Stop Lauderdale says:

    And to think, we live in a civilized era now……………. :) ………….. steve

  20. michael says:

    It’s amazing how, when faced with the three problems of chafed thighs, hundreds dead in stampedes, and hundreds dead by stoning, the muslim authorities choose to tackle …

    … the chafed thigh issue. Yup, sounds like they got their priorities straight!

  21. Ogre says:

    At least this was just a “pretend” stone-throwing and they’re not actually stoning people. I mean, it’s not like their religion actually does that, right? Oh wait, yes they do. Backwards evil people, they are.

  22. cube says:

    Seems to me like chafed thighs should be the last thing they should worry about. Talk about absurdity.

  23. Chris says:

    Gosh, I’m glad their priorities are messed up! Ours certainly are, or we would have bombed Mecca by now.

  24. Gayle says:

    Good morning, Angel. “Chafed Thighs.” Now there is an earth shattering problem indeed. Do the women get to wear trousers to protect their inner thighs too, or are the trousers just for the men? Just wondering. The article didn’t say. My guess is that the trousers are only for the men. They don’t seem to care very much whether their women suffer or not. I’m also certain that it would be the men doing the complaining; their women wouldn’t dare!

  25. Panhandle Poet says:

    Maybe we should encourage the stampedes — thin ‘em out a little…

  26. freedom now says:

    Dont Muslims ever care when Muslims kill Muslims?

    This would be unacceptable in the Western world.

    Where is the compassion?

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  28. Incognito says:

    Ohhhh Chafed thighs.

    They sure know how to have fun!!