Ham-ASS’s ShoeS are MIA

Who stole the shoes of Ham–as Prime Minister Is–mail Han–iyeh while he was attending Friday prayers in Gaza City?
This is the question that Ha-mas’s security apparatus has been trying to answer since last Friday.

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The incident has embarrassed Ha-mas, whose leaders tried on Sunday to play down the case by claiming that the theft was the work of a child.

Ham-as angry over footwear faux pas
Ham–as officials in the Gaza Strip accused Fa–tah leaders in Ram-allah of exploiting the incident to defame Han-iyeh.

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Ham-ASS angry?
Naw. Get outta town.

Stolen shoes eh.

Yea. Wer’e talkin Ham-ASS here folks.
The ones who betrayed the contrived ahem.. Pseudo-stinian people with a refusal to renounce violence thereby stopping the progression of their state from “de facto” to “de jure” statehood.

The thugs who along with their pimps – the Hezbullies, and Al-Qa-ida always manage to find a convenient “Holy Site” to attack from and then demand an apology for those very sites being destroyed.

Oooooh. They forgot to mention that the Pale-stinian “child” who stole the moccasins is prolly 18 years old and sportin an AK-47.
Idjits.

And what’s that we hear..No apology even demanded?
From the perennial kvetchers and whiners Union….”Lesse who hurt my feelings today, I want to call the Po-leece” gang.

And while your’e moanin bout yer stinkin loafers gettin lifted here’s some questions for ya Mista Ham-ASS.
Can ya name us ANY Arab country whatsoever,which gives Jews the right to be citizens, vote, own property, businesses, be a part of the government or have ANY of the rights which Israeli Arabs currently enjoy?

Times up!
OK heres another one thugman.
Howzabout any Arab country which gives those selfsame rights to Christians?
Oh wait….How about to their fellowArabs? Jus imagine bein a citizen of Sau-di Ara-bia, Su-dan, Iran, or Syria.

But the Dumbocrats still defend Fat-ah and Ham-ass.

Democracy. Theocracy.
Yea…They’re so close. What’s the diff huh?

Aw, so your ego took a bruise, and ya got da blues on account of ya missin shoeeeeeees. Heck, do what ya always do Ham-Ass: Abuse da Joos!

S’cuse my language y’all but …….

My sympathy meter hit zero and started diggin when these bastards danced in the streets on 9-11.

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30 Responses to “Ham-ASS’s ShoeS are MIA”

  1. TJ's Anti-contrarian Blog says:

    He’ll need those shoes to wade through the sh*thole he is now king over.

  2. Kevin says:

    I predict car bombs and suicide vests will be employed to recover those shoes.

  3. Yankee Doodle says:

    Everybody knows it was an Israeli plot to discredit Hamasssss!

    “My sympathy meter hit zero and started diggin when these bastards danced in the streets on 9-11.”

    Sometimes it takes a colorful metaphor to effectively communicate the thought, and nothing less will do.

    Kevin, surely you aren’t suggesting that certain elements in that part of the world will react violently?

  4. Big White Hat says:

    I told him to stay away from the air jordans.

  5. Gayle says:

    “Aw, so your ego took a bruise, and ya got da blues on account of ya missin shoeeeeeees. Heck, do what ya always do Ham-Ass: Abuse da Joos!” LOL! Angel, you’re brilliant!

    My sympathy meter went out the window on 9/11 too, Angel. And didn’t you just love this comment from the article: “Haniyeh’s shoes were stolen while he was praying inside a mosque and not while he was swimming on the beach of Tel Aviv or eating in a fancy restaurant with Condoleezza Rice.” Sheesh! Aren’t we glad that was explained to us! What idiots!

  6. Always On Watch says:

    From the article: The shoes were discovered minutes later in the possession of a Palestinian child who admitted that he had stolen them, a Hamas official in the Gaza Strip told The Jerusalem Post.

    “The kid did not even know that the shoes belonged to the prime minister,” he said. “He saw shining and neat shoes and decided to take them.”

    Note the implication that shoes get stolen all the time. In fact, some of my American friends in Saudi tell me that nice shoes often disappear during those “prayer” services.

    What makes this incident “special” is that the shoes belonged to the prime minister.

    I have no doubt that the child knew full well that he was taking shoes which didn’t belong to him.

  7. KKarLlmM says:

    Sorry………….i could not resist!!!!!
    (picture the Ha(haha)mass PM with a backup of 2 camels on guitar and a sheep on drums!!!)

    Well, its one for the money,
    Two for the show,
    Three to get ready,
    Now go, cat, go.

    But dont you step on my blue suede shoes.
    You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes.

    Well, you can knock me down,
    Step in my face,
    Slander my name
    All over the place.

    Do anything that you want to do, but uh-uh,
    Honey, lay off of my shoes
    Dont you step on my blue suede shoes.
    You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes.

    You can burn my house,
    Steal my car,
    Drink my liquor
    From an old fruitjar.

    Do anything that you want to do, but uh-uh,
    Honey, lay off of my shoes
    Dont you step on my blue suede shoes.
    You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes.

  8. brooke says:

    It’s just a poor, oppressed child that stole them, right? Probably because those JOOOOOS were keeping him down!

    I predict more rockets into Israel over the missing shoes.

  9. obob says:

    from the AP
    Bush stole them to encourage more violence so he can keep our troops in Iraq to protect the Saudis from the Israelis … I mean the Israelis from the Saudis … I mean Assad from the Mossad … aw hell, it was Bush’s fault. And Cheney used his powers from the Dark Side of the Force to make the peaceloving members of the Hamass on Rye and the dove-like who gives a Fatah from … it’s Bush’s fault. The fact the shoes wern’t protected by UN peacekeeping troops is Bush’s fault. I have to go to the bathroom, Bush’s fault.

  10. cube says:

    It’s everybody’s fault except the Palestinians, who manage to never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity.

  11. The Hermit says:

    I got an old pair of flip flops he can have.

  12. Donald Douglas says:

    My sympathy meter was already crashing on radical Palestians before 9/11. Nice post!

  13. Layla says:

    They are some sick people Angel-really sick people! :evil:

  14. Jungle mom says:

    No sympathy at all! my meter broke a long time ago!!

  15. The Hermit says:

    Did I ever give you this blog address? olehgirl.com
    It’s by a lady who moved to Israel and became an Israeli citizen. She’s really funny, and an awfully nice person. I enjoy it so I am passing the URL on to you, because I think you might too.

  16. benning says:

    But, Angel, those might have been his very favorite Winnie the Pooh sneakers! Sheesh! Have some kindness, won’tcha?

    Yeesh! The garbage that these savages think is important boggles the mind!

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  18. DL says:

    Child of eighteen and hasn’t yet been strapped to a bomb -what are the odds ?

  19. Angevin13 says:

    The Palestinian situation is so crazy, if you didn’t already know it was deadly for real, you’d think it was made up!

  20. Strawberry says:

    Angel – Funny post yet so true! obob puts it rather pointedly – it must be Bush’s fault and Cheney’s mind control from the Dark Side of the Force just added to the mix.

    It should never have made the news!

  21. Flanders Fields says:

    “The shoes were discovered minutes later in the possession of a Palestinian child who admitted that he had stolen them”.

    Now we know who the next suicide “volunteer” will be.

    Great post, Woman!

  22. Fang says:

    You hit the shoe on the head with this post ;)

  23. John Kaiser says:

    Whoever did it, they have the most disgusting foot fetish ever!

  24. Joe Gringo says:

    I know who stole those shoes…..

    go here – mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/188821.php

  25. Angel says:

    THANKS ALLS FOR THE SUPER COMMENTS!!
    anyone wanna go shoe shopping?..Ha ;)

  26. Dapoppins says:

    and how many people are they gonna kill over the dumb shoes!

  27. michael says:

    I saw this in the news, and thought it was just too funny. Not just that Haniyeh’s shoes were stolen, but that it became a “government” issue…

  28. Panhandle Poet says:

    Waxing poetic eh, ma’am??? Whoops — that was too close to I-mam — pardon the faux pas. I suspect the shoes were sent out ’cause they needed their souls repaired — wait, I mean soles. It’s the owners who need their souls repaired….

  29. Incognito says:

    Hehe…. what a hoot. Opps… fatwa on the thief, anyone?

  30. wytammic says:

    I think Kevin has a 100% chance of a correct prediction!