It’s Raining PorK Halleluyah!

A group of Mus-lims have opposed plans for a pet food factory to be built as possible pork emissions will violate their religious rights.

Butchers Pet Care could shelve plans for a factory in Coton Park, near Rugby, because angry Asian families have complained to their residents’ association about pork smells drifting into their garden.


Mus-lims protest over pet food factory that could ‘rain down’ pork


Mus-lim residents in the area also claim the pork will effectively “rain down” on their homes and gardens after the factory’s 100ft chimney has pumped the meat extracts into the atmosphere.


Bwhahahhaha!

Time for yet another refresher course for the ahem “Asian” R.O.P.ers?

Religion of Peace?
Because nuthin’ says peace like Muzlims incessantly calling for the implementation of shaaaaaaria law.

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We, um, the followers of Western culture believe in the supreme value of human life,..you know those things known as civilian rights, (no, no. not the right to use civilians as human shields)..Stay with me here eh. arrowthruhead9.gif

We have strong convictions bout freedom of thought and the human spirit, y’all are familiar with that concept are you not?

Psst..It doesn’t look like this:—-> diesmile.gif

We hold from a pluralism of beliefs and views coexisting side by side.
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We fight for the equal status of men and women.
Women: Theyr’e not just for beating anymore!


Buk–hari (72:715) – A woman came to Muh–ammad and begged her to stop her husband from beating her. Her skin was bruised so badly that she it is described as being “greener” than the green veil she was wearing. Muha–mmad did not admonish her husband, but instead ordered her to return to him and submit to his sexual desires.

We struggle to maintain a free economic and intellectual market that is forever improving as a result of competition and every single individual’s right to advance.

We also happen to ascribe to the power of words and persuasion, um…wer’e not too big on the use of force, but as a last resort only. A very last resort dudes.

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We value individualsism, we invite self-criticism and even public criticism.
Yup, our egos can handle a lil disagreeing every now and then.

Wer’e kinda big on freedom and equality. Or at least some of us thought we were.

On the other hand, dudes and burkafied dudettes…….followers of the Religion of Pieces believe in only one religion and only one opinion which is destined to overtake the world through a vicious crusade of blood and lots of dead in-fidel bodies. angry22ani.gif

Well… some in the Western world actually enjoy pork now and again. And so do their pets.
Tsk Tsk.

They happen not to be the Jews in the Western World..so oops…who ya gunna blame and crucify for this latest whine and Kvetchfest of yours huh.
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Britain had better not cave in on these pork “fumes”….unless they want a new slogan: Welcome to the Caliph Fate. UGA UGA…Oink Oink.
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Wake up and inhale the pork fumes baby.
This aint no Sawdi Araybia!
(least not the last time I checked)

Offering up fumes to my friends at Perri Nelson’s Website, Blog @ MoreWhat.com, Committees of Correspondence, 123beta, DeMediacratic Nation, Adam’s Blog, Big Dog’s Weblog, Right Truth, Stuck On Stupid, The Amboy Times, Leaning Straight Up, The Bullwinkle Blog, Pursuing Holiness, Conservative Thoughts, third world county, Wake Up America, The World According to Carl, Nuke’s news and views, Pirate’s Cove, Blue Star Chronicles, CommonSenseAmerica, Republican National Convention Blog, Dumb Ox Daily News, High Desert Wanderer, Right Voices, and Church and State, thanks to Linkfest Haven Deluxe.

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33 Responses to “It’s Raining PorK Halleluyah!”

  1. Yankee Doodle says:

    What I think would be a good use of our tax dollars would be to fly one million pigs to Saudi Arabia, and turn them loose in Mecca.

    Bwhahahhaha!

  2. kevin says:

    I see we have a new star over at lgf ;)

  3. Debbie says:

    Angel, I’m getting ready to SCREAM at the top of my lungs. This bending over for Muslims is getting out of hand here in America. Have we not learned any lessons from Europe?

  4. Right Truth says:

    Americans should have the right NOT to obey sharia law…

    Americans have … The Right To Not Obey Sharia Law, Redux, according to Pursuing Holiness (and here, here, here: Although hate crime laws were not created to enforce sharia law in the United States, they are certainly being used to…

  5. TJ's Anti-contrarian Blog says:

    Let’s issue all Mooselimb women a pork chop. When her husband starts beating, she can whip it out and scare him away.

  6. Jungle mom says:

    Its so crazy it could almost be laughable…but it’s not funny, is it?

  7. Ralph E. says:

    The Muslim Mutawah will whip or stone women,
    Chop Heads & Hands of sinful men. Don’t dare
    walk the streets of their Holy Enclaves! reb

  8. carl r says:

    I have heard of it raining cats and dog, but never raining pork… This is ridiculus. Maybe someone should tell these “Asians” that there is also a constant fallout of nearly microscopic arthropods, just in general…

  9. Panhandle Poet says:

    How do you come up with these off-the-wall subjects???? I am in awe.

  10. Always On Watch says:

    Let ‘em cower in superstitious fear!

  11. Gayle says:

    I wonder if I can find any large pig lawn statues anywhere? Please, if anyone who has a clue knows where I can purchase them, let me know. There’s a fairly busy highway from which travelers can see my front yard. I want to offend as many Mooslims as possible! :)

  12. michael says:

    I wonder what kind of umbrella you need, if it’s raining pork?

    I have flashed to Bob Dylan, A Hard Rain’s A Gonna Fall…

  13. jimmyb says:

    I say we comply with their wishes.

    As soon as there are no abortion clinics within 100 miles of any Christians, no problem

  14. Fang says:

    Thanks for your wishes for last weekend Angel.

    I say when a Muso terrorist dies, they should be wrapped in pig skin and buried facing the opposite way to Mecca.

    PIGS RULE!

  15. brooke says:

    I’ll bet that neighborhood smells GOOD!

    I hope Britain doesn’t go one step further down to dhimmitude. Let the “ASIANS” move if they don’t like the pork fumes.

    As usual, Angel, you’re right on with your commentary on the sorry treatment of women under Sharia, as well!

  16. Big White Hat says:

    I have to admit. Every strip of bacon makes me glad I’m a Gentile.

    Where did you find this story?

  17. The Hermit says:

    I don’t mind them not eating pork, or drinking booze, or whatever. But I do mind when someone pushes their values off on me. For instance, Cab drivers up in Chicago have been refusing to pick up people who are carrying a bottel of wine or whatever because the muslim drivers are down on alchohol. Muslim clerks at the checkout counter in food stores there won’t ring up bacon because they won’t touch the package. Time for them to head back to Yemen or where ever if they don’t want to play by our rules.

  18. nanc says:

    i know vegans who love the smell of bacon frying, for crying out loud!

    let them eat yellow cake!

    *;]

  19. OMMAG says:

    Well done Angel!

  20. Joe Gringo says:

    nanc…….LOL!

    screw ‘em…….build it…..and they will go!

  21. Chris says:

    Surely there is someone with the time and ability to apply for a grant for quran desecrating as a form of art!

    I’m thinking Bacon Bookmarks
    I’m thinking a sculpture of mo-HAM-ed (out of you guessed it-ham, or spam might be easier!)
    Paper-mache Taqiyya Tacos made up of quran pages
    A burkah on a dummy bound in chains with tape over the mouth that reads, “I feel liberated now.”
    Post a “cooking with the quran” show on dhimmitoob (for as long as they will keep it up) Frying a copy of the Quran in bacon grease- “kick it up a notch!”

  22. Dapoppins says:

    You know they are gonna cave, don’t you. The absense of positive religion has created a vacume in England and Europe that the muslims are ready and willing to fill. me–shanking my head in dismay.

  23. freedom now says:

    Well Nanc I am a pescatarian so I dont eat pork and I can verify that I love the smell of bacon as it is cooking. I also love the smell of coffee, but dont drink it either.

    Islamists are not as sensitive as they are intolerant.

  24. KKarLLmM says:

    I guess with the smell of pork billowing over the neighborhood, the Moooozzzie wives will not be able to smell/locate their husbands…but at least it will smell a whole lot better…
    I can see it now…Porko…by Ralph Lauren, for those days and nights and days and nights and weeks that your Moozzzie man has not found the shower!!!!

  25. Incognito says:

    Actually it would be kinda gross.. but that’s cos I’m a vegetarian!

  26. Angel says:

    THANKS ONE AND ALL FOR THE INSIGHTS AND LAUGHS! :)

  27. Seth says:

    Muslims have it made: they can go wherever they want and tell everybody there what they can and can’t do, based upon Islamic beliefs, and in today’s PC society it would appear that if anyone objects, the official policy is to “muzzle ‘em”.

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  29. DD2 says:

    Remember how a necklace with Garlic warded of Dracula. Well I wonder if a necklace of spare ribs would ward off a Moslem?

  30. John Kaiser says:

    Wait, my dog’s been eating pork all these years. He is going to be so ticked since he is Muslim.

  31. Robert Bayn says:

    I love Bacon, and the fact that Muslims despise Pork, makes me like it even more!

  32. benning says:

    I have Pork Ribs defrosting in the fridge! Yay!

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