VeteranS: Booyah!

O.K. sweet friends..Please Don’t shoot the messenger! ha.

THE Marine Corps Version of Genesis 1: Heh.

In the beginning was the word, and the word was God.

In the beginning was God, and all else was darkness and void, and without form. So God created the heavens and the Earth. He created the sun, and the moon, and the stars, so that light might pierce the darkness.sun018.gif The Earth, God divided between the land and the sea, and these he filled with many assorted creatures. bird76.gif

And the dark, salty, slimy creatures that inhabited the murky depths of the oceans, God called sailors.

And He dressed them accordingly. They had little trousers that looked like bells at the bottom.

And their shirts had cute little flaps on them to hide the hickeys on their necks. He also gave them long sideburns and shabby looking beards. God nicknamed them “squids” and banished them to a lifetime at sea, so that normal folks would not have to associate with them. To further identify these unloved creatures, He called them “petty” and “commodore” instead of titles worthy of red-blooded men.

And the flaky creatures of the land, God called soldiers. And with a twinkle in His eye, and a sense of humor that only He could have, God made their trousers too short and their covers too large. He also made their pockets oversized, so that they may warm their hands. And to adorn their uniforms, God gave them badges in quantities that only a dime store owner could appreciate. And He gave them emblems and crests… and all sorts of shiny things that glittered…and devices that dangled. (When you are God you tend to get carried away.)

On the 6th day, He thought about creating some air creatures for which he designed a Greyhound bus driver’s uniform, especially for Air Force flyboys. But He discarded the idea during the first week, and it was not until years later that some apostles resurrected this theme and established what we now know as the “Wild-Blue-Yonder Wonders.”

And on the 7th day, as you know, God rested.

But on the 8th day, at 0730, God looked down upon the earth and was not happy. No, God was not happy!

So He thought about His labors, and in His divine wisdom God created a divine creature. And this He called Marine. And these Marines, who God had created in His own image, were to be of the air, and of the land, and of the sea. And these He gave many wonderful uniforms. soldier33.jpg

Some were green; some were blue with red trim. And in the early days, some were even a beautiful tan. He gave them practical fighting uniforms, so that they could wage war against the forces of Satan and evil. He gave them service uniforms for their daily work and training.

And He gave them evening and dress uniforms… sharp and stylish, handsome things… so that they might promenade with their ladies on Saturday night girlart.gifand impress the hell out of everybody!

He even gave them swords, so that people who were not impressed could be dealt with accordingly. And at the end of the 8th day, God looked down upon the earth and saw that it was good.
But was God happy? No! God was still not happy! Because in the course of His labors, He had forgotten one thing: He did not have a Marine uniform for himself.

He thought about it, and thought about it, and finally God satisfied Himself in knowing that, well… not everybody can be a Marine! goodvibes.gif

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Ahhhhhhhhhh..With all due respect to Sailors and Air-force and Army,,but that one goes out to my boys…You know who you are! ha. hearteani.gif
Semper Fi!

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O.K…one for all of y’all.

Hooah!
hooah (hoo ah) adj., adv., n., v., conj., interj., excla. (Orig. unknown) Slang.

1. Referring to or meaning anything and everything except “no”.
2. What to say when at a loss for words. confused9.gif
3.a. Good copy. b. Roger. c. Solid copy. d. Good. e. Great. f. Message received. g. Understood. h. Acknowledged.

4.a. Glad to meet you. b. Welcome.
5. “All right!”
6.a. I don’t know the answer, but I’ll check on it. b. I haven’t the foggiest idea. confused7.gif

7. I am not listening.
8. “That is enough of your drivel; sit down!”
9. Yes.

10. “You’ve got to be kidding me!” eek.gif

11. Thank you.
12. Go to the next slide.
13. You’ve taken the correct action.

14. I don’t know what that means, but I’m too embarassed to ask for clarification. ashamed.gif
15. Squared away (He’s pretty hooah.)
16. Amen!

Hooah! to all five military branches: The Army, Air Force, Navy, Marine Corps, and Coast Guard on this Veterans Day.

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We spent the day at an AirForce Museum…woohoo!
Sign me up~!

Remembering our vets with my friends over at Stop the ACLU, Blog @ MoreWhat.com, Perri Nelson’s Website, Rosemary’s Thoughts, A Blog For All, 123beta, Adam’s Blog, Right Truth, Stuck On Stupid, Leaning Straight Up, Big Dog’s Weblog, , Pursuing Holiness, Nuke’s, Diary of the Mad Pigeon, Faultline USA, third world county, The Uncooperative Radio Show!, The World According to Carl, Pirate’s Cove, Blue Star Chronicles, Wolf Pangloss, CommonSenseAmerica, Dumb Ox Daily News, and Right Voices, thanks to Linkfest Haven Deluxe.

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20 Responses to “VeteranS: Booyah!”

  1. KKarLmmM says:

    Speakin of the Bible…
    Then God said to Noah, “The end of all flesh has come before Me; for the earth is filled with violence because of them; and behold, I am about to destroy them with the earth… (a little sand in the Middle East!!)
    Is it just me….or do you wish this call is made tomorrow,and we can say goodbye to the MOOzzies and other assorted toxic wastes…

  2. MK says:

    :lol:

    Good one Angel.

  3. Wild Phil says:

    Hi Angel,

    Angel wrote:We spent the day at an AirForce Museum…woohoo!
    Sign me up~!

    So Angel do you think that you could be satisfied going at Mach 3 with your hair on fire? Yeehaw.

  4. Rosemary's Thoughts says:

    Outraged…

    That is the only word I could think to use to describe my feelings about the news I read at Blackfive’s site this morning. On Veterans’ Day no less. We all must come together to help this man, Lt Col Chessani, fight the Left bastards who are trying t…

  5. Rosemary says:

    That’s wonderful except for one thing…the NAVY is God’s favorite. lol.

  6. Hillbilly Willy says:

    God has a sense of Humor too!

  7. Gayle says:

    God has a better sense of humor than any person on this planet, but Angel comes in a close second! ROTF! Your wit is awesome indeed and I thoroughly enjoyed this post.

    Angel, you are pretty enough to have turned out a twit. I thank God that you didn’t. God has blessed you. :)

  8. Always On Watch says:

    Angel,
    I had to smile at that new version of Genesis 1.

  9. Daniel Ruwe says:

    Great post, Angel, and congrats on your weblog awards win.

  10. The Hermit says:

    I really liked your little story about the Marines. It was great, and much appreciated.

  11. Debbie says:

    Great post Angel. I’ve never heard that version of Genesis before.

    Thanks.

  12. Brooke says:

    A hearty thanks to all of our veterans!

  13. A Little Revolution! says:

    Nice story. Go Navy!

  14. Dwana says:

    Everybody knows that Marines are the best of the best. Semper Fi!!!

  15. Blog @ MoreWhat.com » Blog Archive » MoreWhat Matters: Today’s Blog List says:

    [...] Woman Honor Thyself Says: November 12th, 2007 at 3:53 am VeteranS: Booyah!…We spent the day at an AirForce Museum…woohoo! Sign me up~! [...]

  16. HannahJ says:

    I have a brother in the Air Force, so there!

    New version of Genesis 1, eh? So THAT’S where the Muslims are getting their idea of the Bible being corrupted…it’s pro-American! :D

  17. dapoppins says:

    so they can look damn sharp…..hahahahahah.

  18. arclightzero says:

    Hey! I resemble that description of sailors ;)

    Thanks for posting this. I’m glad people like you are out there appreciating us veterans. These days there aren’t enough people who care. Most people are just happy enough to blow us off or treat us with scorn.

    Thank you so much!

  19. Panhandle Poet says:

    The museum pics are great — the purse really goes with the cammo’s…

  20. Angel says:

    heh thanks for the WONDERFUL COMMENTS one and all! :)