Give Thanks to WomeN & MeN!

Wow ya mean men and women are actually different?
Yikes. I wonder what the PC police would hafta say bout this..ha.
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Guys: Give thanks for women!

1. Like it or not, we groom you for a real relationship love-inloveani.gif
Whether it’s the mom who taught you to respect us, the sister who told you our secrets, or even the last girl who dumped you because you weren’t ready to settle down, the women in your life help to shape you into the best man you can possibly be. So that when you meet The One, you’ll be ready, willing and able.

2. We’re sympathetic

3. We’re extraordinary ego-boosters

4. We’re soft
Soft hair, soft lips, soft skin… and so forth. All in all, it’s a pretty huggable package.

5. We keep your social life hopping

6. We listen
7. We have a civilizing influence
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8. We inspire you to shoot for gold


9. We make worthy opponents
Guys: Give thanks for women!

10. If you want kids someday, we’re usually willing to have them
And the labor pains. And the stretch marks.
And in between, the periods. You’re welcome.

Women: Give thanks for men!

1. We do gross things you don’t want to do
Got a bug that needs squishing? A clogged drain that needs snaking? In this day and age of women doing it for themselves, every once in a while, it’s nice to sit back and let a guy feel like a “real man” and do your dirty work for you.
Whether we’re sweating our butt off hefting air conditioners into your bedroom window or carrying heavy cases of bottled water from the car to the house, dudes are not above getting grimy for your affection.

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2. Our constant desire to have s-ex with you has got to be good for your ego

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3. We’ll never tell you that you look fat in those jeans

4. We’re easy to please
Fancy dinners? Pricey presents? Save your dough. To bring a big smile to your fella’s face, follow this simple equation: One beer + one couch = happy man.

5. We keep you up to date on all the latest gadgets

6. You can squeeze our arms as hard as you like during the scary parts of movies

7. Our old college T-shirts are the most comfortable pajamas in the universe
See? There’s a very good reason that we refuse to throw them out.

9. Whenever you’re upset about work, our response is always, “Your boss is an f-ing idiot.”
Women: Give thanks for men!

10. We nearly always make the first move
Asking someone out, leaning in for that first kiss—all instances that can result in ego-destroying rejection. But even the meekest of men are willing to take the risk when a beauty like you steps into our lives. So sit back and enjoy watching us tremble.

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Hey, but while it’s amusing to note the often intriguing differences between the se-xes, there is a level at which it becomes menacing.

When a demand for domination or control enters the arena, there is a bitter enmity, more often than not, aimed at women, despite the friendly veneer.

However, Men appear to be going through a crisis of their own these days.

The prescribed roles of men and women have radically changed.

Whereas many of these changes have had rallying and mobilizing effect on women, the many changes have confused the heck out of most men. confused1.gif
Pay for the date?
Open the door for her?
Offer her your seat?

Make the first move?

Women wanted to assume roles that were traditionally men’s roles: to rule the world.curlers9.gif..no, just kidding………well, not really.

But to become doctors, pilots, lawyers, to manage their own family budget, to play baseball, tennis, or soccer, to be politically active. Women have acquired much more self assuredness, independence and a higher status in our society.

Men, on the other hand, never dreamed of replacing women, or ..of becoming secretaries or housewives..aka “homemakers”. They took their traditional “privileges” for granted all along.

Complex issues……..no simple solutions.
Misunderstandings abound.

The PC Machine wishes however to deny inherent differences in men and women. They masculinize women and feminize men, regardless of the “true” nature of the gender.
But at what cost hmmmmm.

For now……………
Be grateful for the gender you are with all its God given proclivities…and heck…Give thanks to Women!…Give thanks to Men!

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53 Responses to “Give Thanks to WomeN & MeN!”

  1. OMMAG says:

    Share and share alike. Is a good rule to follow………..
    You share very well and I hope my good wishes for you are accepted in the spirit they are offered.
    That’s it!
    Now go eat a turkey….. ;)

  2. Kevin says:

    The world would be better off if there weren’t any other men. Well, better off for me

  3. Always On Watch says:

    Love that top graphic. So true!

  4. MK says:

    Good on ya Angel, I certainly am grateful for the woman in my life.

  5. TJ says:

    How did you get a picture of me in my Speedo

  6. Dee says:

    Have a wonderful Thanksgiving Angel!!

  7. Jo says:

    Have a great Thanksgiving! Thank you God for all I have that comes from you.

  8. In_spired says:

    Great post, WHT!

    Opening cartoon….exactly like I see myself when I look in the mirror! And, yep! Hubs sees himself the opposite! Isn’t that funny?

    Many good thoughts in your post! Thanks for sharing.

  9. Ogre says:

    Hey, are you claiming that people are different? I think that’s going to be a hate crime next year…

    Excellent post, have a happy Thanksgiving!

  10. Michael says:

    Entertaining post, Angel, and so true.

  11. Butch says:

    Happy Thanksgiving!

  12. Debbie says:

    Have a wonderful day Angel. As you say, many questions when it comes to relationships between men and women, no simple answers.

    Glad I’ve got my sweet hubby. So many things to be thankful for.

  13. Bar Kochba says:

    Once at school, when I opened the door for a girl, I was given a lecture by her that it was insulting and that as a feminist, she can open the door by herself. Shesh… I was just being polite.

    Thank G-d for women and thank G-d for men. The world would be too lonely by ourselves.

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  15. Gayle says:

    I don’t remember who the author was, it may have been Heinlein, but I read a science fiction book many years ago where the world split into two seperate worlds. The women were left alone in their world. All the men simply vanished. Even the baby boys in the womb vanished. There were a lot of accidents, because Pilots, Truck drivers, Train Engineers, Boat and Ship pilots and personnel all vanished. To the men it was as though all the women vanished. The results were horrible. Can’t tell you how it ended because I don’t remember, it was too long ago that I read it. We do need to appreciate one another more, and if women want to be respected they also need to give the men in their lives respect. It’s a two way street!

    Great post, Angel. Happy Thanksgiving! :)

  16. Layla says:

    Great post hun! Keep’em coming. I do not know what the internet would be like without you on it…and most blogs are boring…but always love yours.

    Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours hun! :) G-d bless you.

  17. Freedom Now says:

    Hmmmm… I somehow knew that you wouldnt have a conventional Thanksgiving post!!!!!!!!!!!

    Happy Thanksgiving to you Angel and all your readers!!!!!!!!!!

  18. tapline says:

    Hope you had a blessed Thanksgiving. Great post. much work…..stay well…..

  19. Sunflower Desert says:

    Great post Angel! I am very thankful for my husband and daughter.

    Was your Thanksgiving dinner fantastic? Be blessed girl!

  20. KaRLMm says:

    Then the LORD God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone; I will make him a helper suitable for him.” Genesis 2:18

    He got that right!!!!!!

    But the owners manual fell out of the box….and the rest is history!!!

    Great post Angel….and you got my picture just right..

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  27. Brooke says:

    Too true! My hubby is always willing to do the dirty, heavy work for me! :D

    And he asks for so little in return!

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  30. middleclassguy says:

    One of the things that distiguishes s from the animals- don’t tell PETA- is free choice. Along with choice comes responsibilties and consequences. If you as a man or women choose a certain course in life you must accept the consequences of that choice and be responsible for your choice. there is no such thing as having it all. Equality is a legal term, not a fact of life. Human beings are not equal- we are all different and it is our differences that make us stronger, not weaker.

    If one chooses to abandon some role in life for another, one must also choose to face and except the criticism that will follow. We are creatures of nature and there is no perfection in nature. Something that the political wonks who dream up this stuff better learn in there search for a perfect society.

  31. Defiant_Infidel says:

    I have a strange, apparently outdated approach to this dilemma… I view people as “people”. Yes, I notice that they are men or women, and I, like most, have adopted some basic conventional expectations. But the male or female attributes, whether orthodox or “breakthrough”, are quite secondary to me. I do admit to enjoy many of the Old World male roles such as chivalry and plain old respectful manners. In fact, they seem to become even more unusual as we “progress” forward into time. Perhaps that is why I stubbornly cling to them.

    I am sure I enjoy bold, declarative styles, kindness and large intellect as much from women as men, though. To me, it is the whole package… and that has so little basis or foundation in gender.

    Hope it was a super happy day of celebration in the Hot Rod Family!

    *CHEERS* to all!

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  34. A Little Revolution! says:

    Happy Thanksgiving! That was a great post by the way! I love that first cartoon. It is soo true!

  35. heidianne jackson says:

    great post, as always, angel. however on one point you missed it – traditionally men were the secretaries. it wasn’t until world war ii that my grandfather, lt. col. jesse d. myers got the idea to bring small town girls to washington to shore up the government because all the men were leaving town to join the war effort.

    they called them “jesse’s girls” because he made the plan and executed it, enlisting the likes of clark gable and gregory peck to crisscross the country via train and convince the parents to send their daughters to dc to help in the war effort. this just happens to be the single largest segment of the work force that never went back to being male dominated…

    hope your thanksgiving was wonderful. hugs!!!

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  38. No Apology says:

    All so true, Angel – feminists in Sweden want to swim topless, ’cause men do. But then, where’s the mystique? Silly girls. Why not enjoy being a woman, full of delight, mystery and power? Male domination is a myth, fashioned out the ashes of civilized society, verdad?

  39. tapline says:

    Hoope you had a great Thanksgiving……I don’g know whats happening to my type. I cant seem to read the post….stay well……

  40. marallyn says:

    happy thanksgiving…i am so glad you are in my life…loved your blog…stay safe my dear friend

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  42. Yankee Doodle says:

    I think much of society is going through crises these days, because for too long they’ve been told that up is down, day is night and all the other PC stuff.

    Where does that PC crowd get their ideas, anyway? And how do they believe that stuff? It must take a steady AgitProp effort.

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