Doozie of the DaY
Today’s Doozies:
Lines that ought to be jokes..but are dead serious.
Angel’s first prize goes to:
Parisian conference on Israeli-Pale-stinian conflict disrupted by unidentified man who announced he would jump off conference building’s roof unless participant and former Israeli army chief Moshe Ya’alon left premises.
France: Man threatens suicide unless former IDF chief leaves conference
An unidentified man threatened to jump off the roof of a French law firm hosting an international conference on the Mideast conflict if former IDF Chief of Staff Lt. Gen. Moshe Ya’alon, a special guest at the conference, did not vacate the premises immediately.
Unconfirmed reports said the man was a Pale-stinian and further demanded the release of Pale-stinian prisoners in addition to Ya’alon’s departure.
The conference, organized in Paris by the Israel-France Organization under the banner of ‘new patterns of conflict resolution’…
Marcus added that conference organizers had received threats from left-wing organizations and Pal-estinian groups who demanded that the gathering be canceled.
Pali terrorist threatens suicide unless former IDF chief leaves conference?
LOL
Jump? Three words pal:
GO FOR IT.
Don’t let the concrete mess up yer keffiiiah on the way down buddy.
Ha. One less terrorist in the world.
Boo frikken hoo.
Wouldn’t wanna keep yer 72 virgins awaitin.
Maybe we should start a new game show.
“So You Wanna Disrupt a political Meeting?”
How would ya do it eh.
If your’e A-rab: Threaten to off yerself.
Numba one: It’s called blackmail.
Numba two: It’s clearly a terrorist threat.
And guess what dude, We don’t cotton to terrorists threats. Ya dig?
P.S. This is France.
Where was the follow up “car swarm”? Ha. 
Hey…….I have an idea. Book Ya’alon to speak more often. 
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December 10th, 2007 at 6:58 pm
Sorry Angel…could not help it…
Music please…..Look up in the air, its a bird , its a plane…
ITS TURBANMAN………
(Gerry Goffin and Carole King) Sung by the Drifters….
When this old world starts getting me down
And people are just too much for me to face
I climb way up to the top of the stairs
And all my cares just drift right into space
On the roof, it’s peaceful as can be
And there the world below can’t bother me
Let me tell you now
When I come home feelin’ tired and beat
I go up where the air is fresh and sweet (up on the roof)
I get away from the hustling crowd
And all that rat-race noise down in the street (up on the roof)
On the roof, the only place I know
Where you just have to wish to make it so
Let’s go up on the roof (up on the roof…..
WATCH OUT BELOW…….
December 10th, 2007 at 7:30 pm
I have one word for them: JUMP!!!
December 10th, 2007 at 9:18 pm
Knowing Palestinians, if he DID jump, he’d try to land on a pile of school kids.
December 10th, 2007 at 10:11 pm
Hey, it is a new terror tactic. Instead of suicide bombers, who kill others, we have suicide jumpers who only kill themselves. Maybe they are trying to live up to that religion of peace thing; BAH! They should be like lemmings and all jump off buildings.
December 10th, 2007 at 11:12 pm
Started laughing at the french army knife and couldn’t stop! HA!
December 11th, 2007 at 12:04 am
Yeah, the elevators are that way buddy, so long, it’s been fun, don’t call us, we’ll call you. Somebody get at a mop and bucket.
December 11th, 2007 at 9:12 am
You took the words out of my mouth: JUMP ALREADY!
December 11th, 2007 at 11:21 am
3 words….”Go for it”.
Suicide jumpers……….good one!
December 11th, 2007 at 11:51 am
Clint Eastwood’s “Go ahead . . . make my day” comes to mind. On the other hand, this could be a excellent strategy if WE all play it right. New law: every owner of a 3 story building or higher must place a sign outside the main entrance that reads, “THIS WAY TO PARADISE.” A similar sign placed inside the lobby should read, “PARADISE ENTRY ON ROOF.” A sign on the roof should read, “PORTAL TO PARADISE, STEP THROUGH HERE.” Finally, to give this plan credibility, a small bucket located near the edge of the roof with a sign that reads, “ADMISSION FEE $1.00.” Hey, we are capitalists, after all. Important: [Shhhhhhh] don’t tell the Muslims it’s only a scam.
December 11th, 2007 at 12:08 pm
I loved the French army knife. Really, the Israeli’s should go home from the debate. They never work. Israel will give up something, then the Arabs will break their side of the argeement. It always happens.
December 11th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
You got me chuckling and giggling, Angel. You’re not going to believe this (because you already know how many movies I see) but my mind immediately went to a certain scene from Blazing Saddles. At least it is an old movie… which seems more feasible for me to recall.
Perhaps it indicates an “evolution” of sorts for the Muzbies… You see, in an effort to become more peaceful, they have become less violent and will now only focus on killing themselves. And I thought the guy who sold ‘em on the 72 virgins thingy accomplished one helluva snowjob…
December 11th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
Well it was in France, so we’ll just assume that the French Army went ahead and surrendered to the man on the roof, right?
December 11th, 2007 at 1:24 pm
News with a chuckle, nice work.
December 11th, 2007 at 2:17 pm
I’ve always thought it was tacky when people stand around under a jumper and chant “jump, jump, jump” but in this case, it would have been appropriate.
December 11th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
oh, if only they’d stay good on SOME of their promises…
HEY, BUDDY - DON’T LET THE FALL STOP YOU!
December 11th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
This story is kind of like a present for us all eh? LMAO as well!
Sorry I missed sending a Chankah wish Angel …. Cheers!
December 11th, 2007 at 3:57 pm
That last cartoon is worth a thousand words!
December 11th, 2007 at 5:56 pm
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December 11th, 2007 at 7:18 pm
classic. the only place this COULD have happened was in france, of course!
di, i know exactly which scene you are thinking of - i went there, too. oh gosh, what does that say about us????
hugz angel!
December 11th, 2007 at 7:24 pm
heh…too funny. question is… did he jump???
They think the world is going to cave in to their demands… time the world starts saying “go jump in the lake”.. or in this case.. jump off a building.
December 11th, 2007 at 9:02 pm
Pali terrorist threatens suicide unless former IDF chief leaves conference?
LOL
Jump? Three words pal:
GO FOR IT.
BWAHAHAHAHA! Yeah, do the world a favor, wouldja?
December 11th, 2007 at 9:48 pm
please jump my man and let darwin run his course
December 11th, 2007 at 10:02 pm
lol..Thanks ALLS for the great comments and laughs!
bwhahaha!
December 12th, 2007 at 11:02 am
The French Army knife is too funny!
December 12th, 2007 at 11:30 am
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December 13th, 2007 at 11:19 am
Jump! Jump!