Lolz

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“As you know, President Bush announced a big change in our immigration policy. He’s going to get one.”

“President Bush also said last night we do not yet have full control of the border. Full control? If we had any less control, there’d be an easy-pass lane.”

“President Bush also said in his speech that immigrants have to learn English. The immigrants said, ‘Hey, you first.’”

Jay Leno

“The United States Senate today took some steps to keep illegal immigrants out of our ‘American Idol’ competitions. They voted to build a 370-mile long fence along the border between the U.S. and Mexico. They also announced that they’re going to hire illegal immigrant workers to build it. … The Senators voted overwhelmingly for the fence. As I said, it is 370 miles long. Unfortunately, the actual border with Mexico is more than 2,000 miles long. So, I guess the message is ‘go around.’ … Tentatively, they’re calling it ‘The Great Wall of Chimichanga’”

Jimmy Kimmel

6 Responses to “Lolz”

  1. ABF says:

    “easy-pass lane”……….From the images were seeing waaaaaaaaay up in the north poll … That’s about it.

  2. Brooke says:

    “He’s going to get one.”

    HAHAHAHA! Now THAT’S funny!

  3. KaRL mm says:

    IS IT TRUE….
    I HEARD THE PRESIDENT SHUT DOWN BORDER’S (BOOKSTORE) JUST TO SHOW HE IS SERIOUS!!!!!!!

  4. Neurotic Mom says:

    “The Great Wall of Chimichanga” LMAO that is hilarious

  5. DL says:

    Somewhere us old folks have heard all this before -ah yes -WWII and the French Maginot Line against the nasty Nazies-total fortification -but the Germans went around it in nothing flat ala blitzkrieg.

    Sorry fo the imagery but, using a 370 mile long fence is like using half a condom.

  6. VBGuru613 says:

    This is for his approval rate to go up (he hopes)