Forget an extravagant bouquet of roses or an exquisitely packaged box of chocolates this Valentine’s Day.
If you want to be a good lover, start thinking about the impact your romance has on the environment.
Campaigners say the traditional tokens of affection exchanged on February 14 should be ditched because they damage the planet.
Instead, couples should be striving to “enjoy a greener romance”..
Love is … not sending a Valentine this year, claim green campaigners
Waste Awareness Wales is promoting e-cards to try to reduce the waste caused by the 13 million Valentine’s cards bought in Britain each year.
Couples are also being urged to make their own cards from left-over wrapping paper.
Musn’t have those revolting mixtures of red and pink. Heaven forfend.
And certainly no need to buoy up those wicked flower and chocolate peddlers or evil greeting card companies.
Chocolate, cards, stuffed animals. Evil, I tell you.
The Green Meanies are at it again.
This time they’re gunnin for those sweet emotions that Valentines Day evokes. You know, Images of young lovers holding hands, cupids, exchanges of heart shaped boxes of chocloate or candy.
Joy. Laughter. Love. No no no.
And what better way than gathering a large amount of sympathetic malcontents together under the holy “Green” banner?
Ah yes…Unite with the ranks of the angry, bitter, the angstful Green Meanies and …….. crush this Valentines Day into oblivion once and for all.
Hey, I’m all for recycling and not wasting too but……………
Let’s see…..Hmmmmmm. The most personal, meaningful, and romantic gift possible? Ah yes, a card made from left-over wrapping paper. Why didn’t I think of that.
Forget the chocolate too while your’e at it…I mean all those sweets can send ya right into a diabetic shock. Harumf.
They’re just green with envy guys and dolls. Heh.
After all, Global Warming has been the most triumphant flat out lie believed by more Americans and Europeans than any other bit of political proganda ever.
Climate Changes, my sweet friends, are nothing to panic or cancel Valentines Day over. They are invevitable, cyclical, recurrent, and can not be “prevented.”
It’s all bout the redistribution of the world’s wealth, and fret not, the Hollyweird stars and starlets won’t be parting with theirs anytime soon.
Exploding the Environmental Myths
Soooo………..For the rest of y’all.
Enjoy the day in pink and red…… and um………..the magical ritual it celebrates: Love.
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