Obesity CauseS Global WarminG?

You can toss your empty soda cans in the recycle bin instead of the garbage, saving energy and reducing landfill. Or you can wear hemp clothes and drive a hybrid car plastered with bumper stickers requesting the salvation of everything from owls to dust mites.

There are lots of little ways to go green, but if you really want to help save the Earth, you can start by dropping a few pounds.
Fat People Have Bigger Carbon Footprints

Fuel efficiency drops dramatically with more weight the engine has to pull; the lighter you are, the less gas you burn, the more money you save, and the less pollution you emit.


No. This is not a joke. Do not adjust your monitor.

Allow me to compose myself sweet friends.
The intoxicating vanity of the Enviro-Nut crowd makes me lose myself.

Let’s discuss intelligently for one moment shall we?

Since a whacko group of judges have ruled by fiat (you know those groovy little authoritative decrees) that carbon dioxide, you know the stuff we exhale in order to um…live….. — is actually a pollutant, we should all hold our breath a few seconds each day and that will reduce the amount of carbon dioxide all of us fatties contribute to Globull Warming. K?

To heck with calories..you’d better start countin carbon footprints.

So what if man is only responsible for approximately 3% of all the CO2 released in to the atmosphere.
Put down that burger!

Sit in a dark room..or heck use the new mercury laden mandated FC light bulbs.

Of course this pathetic globull warming hoax didn’t prevent the disrespectful bozos at Time magazine from offending our troops and featuring the famous Iwo Jima Marines raising a tree instead of a flag.
It was the “Environmental Issue” , so all is excused right?

And since we can’t down our hot pizza or hot chocolate anymore…… we can always start bundling up for this prognostication:

Disconcerting as it may be to true believers in global warming, the average temperature on Earth has remained steady or slowly declined during the past decade, despite the continued increase in the atmospheric concentration of carbon dioxide, and now the global temperature is falling precipitously.

All those urging action to curb global warming need to take off the blinkers and give some thought to what we should do if we are facing global cooling instead.
Sorry to ruin the fun, but an ice age cometh
It will be difficult for people to face the truth when their reputations, careers, government grants or hopes for social change depend on global warming, but the fate of civilisation may be at stake.

Hit the treadmills guys and dolls..…they’ve already banned plastic bags and bulbs…..we may be the next on the list.

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20 Responses to “Obesity CauseS Global WarminG?”

  1. Debbie says:

    Angel this is crazy. This is nothing but a hoax, as you state, and the world had gone NUTS over it. OMG, let’s just ALL KILL OURSELVES for the sake of the earth. Al Gore first!!!!!

  2. Katie says:

    The world has been in a warming stage for the last 10,000 years. That isn’t natural. This old Earth has experienced many ice ages that lasted for 100,000′s of years, and so this little warming stage is just a prelude to the ice that will come.

    I’d invest in land near the equator. It might become the new “hot” property.

  3. Dinah Lord says:

    I read this and I want a chocolate eclair! For Gaia!

  4. angie says:

    Angel, you have the most entertaining reads in blogland. ROFL.
    They ain’t gonna rest until we are a complete total Nanny State.
    Can I have some chocolate?
    There are crazies running everything now. I nominate Angel to be our new President of the party of Anti’s…Anti Tree Huggers..Anti…Socialists..Anti Nanny State…Anti..all the nut jobs out there..Who will second it?
    Great post as always.


  5. Right Truth says:

    Tax, Spend, Tax, Spend, Tax More, Spend More……

    Lawmakers are thinking about putting a tax on your fast food … some lawmakers in New Jersey are considering taking food taxes a step further and install a proverbial “sin” tax on fast food. The [New Jersey] governor is open…

  6. Katie says:

    Should I start passing the chocolate around now? It’s Godiva.

    And chocolate is why I know God isn’t a woman.

    For if God was a woman she wouldn’t have made it fattening!

  7. Aurora says:

    Angel, great pics again. I’ve never seen anything like the ice-covered cars and trees you’ve posted just at the end there…Whoah. That’s one dang cold place! I read that they’re making excuses now for the fact that it’s got a bit cold this year…hehehe. I love to see them squirm.

  8. Buffoon says:

    The whole thing is wonderful fodder though isn’t it?
    1 July Canada goes hot on their new carbon tax , how long till we follow suit?

  9. MK says:

    You know what’s ironic, the lefties will crucify you if you were to call someone ‘fatty’ at work, or sue you to the ends of the planet if there was even perceived discrimination. Yet sooner or later, they’ll be mandating fatties take the stairs instead of the elevator, that fatties join the gym or else. They’ve already muttered as much at a recent left talkfest [we like to call it a wankfest] in Australia. Those were the ideas to get us healthy, next week it’ll be for the planet. So much for equality and rights eh.

  10. Just Some Guy says:

    Kewanio Che Keekeru, Angel! ;-)

  11. DragonLady says:

    Well, now I have greater incentive NOT to lose that 50 pounds of extra baggage settled around my waistline like a tire. Oh, not a compact car tire, a tractor tire. LOL

  12. gayle says:

    This is getting more ridiculous each and every day, Angel! What next? Oh… fat pets, probably! They’ll try to impound our pets if they’re too fat. Nothing is beyond the pale with such people. I have a fat cat. I guess I’d better hide her!

  13. Panhandle Poet says:

    It’s a Communist plot to take over the world…….

  14. Rosemary's Thoughts says:

    To All Enemies of the USA…

    Foreign and domestic. [Pic] ‘Nuf said.[Pic] ‘Nuf said….

  15. Rosemary says:

    The scientist has no clothes!!! ;)

  16. Rosemary says:


    Dear Angel, You have been nominated President of the Anti-Stupid Society…otherwise known as ASS. LOL. Sorry, I couldn’t resist. You can find your own name for it. Angie came up with a good idea, and I second it. Will you please be our president? At least I know YOU won’t take the money I don’t have! ;)

  17. Perri Nelson says:

    Dropping a few pounds isn’t even going to come close to improving your car’s fuel efficiency. Dropping a few hundred pounds maybe, but only marginally.

    Have you seen Jay Payne? He’s a rather large man, yet somehow he’s almost always at or near the top of the heap in sportsman drag racing. I don’t think he’s going to improve his record much by dropping his weight.

  18. Perri Nelson says:

    After all, what’s a few pounds on a person compared to the 2,500 to 5,000 pound their car weighs?

    It’s really just a ploy to get us all into tiny tin boxes where we can be more easily crushed in an accident. Then Ralph Nader will have a chance to complain about vehicle safety again. It made him famous.

    Hmm… maybe that’s what’s behind this stuff? Nah!

  19. benning says:

    See? It’s not that I have a spare tire. It’s that I have a larger carbon footprint! Makes me proud! Heheheeee!

  20. dapoppins says:

    Dog farts cause global warming too! HEH!