Heh..

This is for mah Canadian pals who have a sense of humor..Heh
Noooooooooo offense eh?..lol
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This is the actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. Radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations, 10-10-95.

CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.

CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

CANADIANS: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

AMERICANS: This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied with three Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees north. I say again, that’s one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

CANADIANS: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

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7 Responses to “Heh..”

  1. Butch says:

    Angel,

    That’s good stuff!

    Happy Memorial Day…

  2. KarLLL MmmM says:

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN…HOCKEY IS STILL GOING ON?????

    I LOVE MY NORTHERN NEIGHBORS THEY NEVER RUN OUT OF ICE!!!!!

  3. ABF says:

    LOL … yup, heard that a few times .. free ice for everyone … come and get it … ;-)

  4. Brooke says:

    Well, OK… THIS time…!

  5. Robert says:

    LOL. I’ve been under a rock I guess, cause I aint heard that one before.
    Thats funny right there.

  6. Elizabeth says:

    Hehee.. I love it! :D

  7. VBGuru613 says:

    hahahhaah keep the jokes coming. Just dont say an “American” joke though