Barak ObamA: a JokE indeed

Hey sweet friends,
I once heard:

Even if there is nothing to laugh about, laugh on credit.

Sooooooooooooooo here goes!

Why does Barack Huuuuusein Obama want change so badly?

Because he wants every cent of it.

What’s the difference between Obama bin Biden and Osama bin Laden?

With Obama bin Biden — you get two for the price of one.

Why doesn’t Barak Hussein Obama laugh at himself?

Because it would be racist.

And finally…………

Why are there so few real Barack Hussein Obama jokes?

Most of them are true stories.

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
Kurt Vonnegut

Try to laugh sometimes sweet friends.
I know it hurts.
But it’ll do ya good. Trust me, I know.

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56 Responses to “Barak ObamA: a JokE indeed”

  1. Stanford Matthews says:

    President Obama claims he wants politicians to be bipartisan which is not to be confused with bisexual although the similarities are obvious.

  2. Brooke says:

    Any dissent with Obama will be instantly labeled as racist.

  3. Perri Nelson says:

    Well, the liberal cartoonists apparently think “that one” is too cool to satirize.

  4. Pamela D. Hart says:

    Thanks Angel. I needed a good laugh.

    And try this. Type “Obama” into your word processor and do a spell check. It then suggests “Osama”.

  5. Stephanie says:

    I have been trying to laugh, thanks for the reminder :)

    Now this spending plan errr… I mean stimulus package isn’t helping me laugh except that I hope this whole thing is one big joke.

  6. MariesTwoCents says:

    Great Post Angel :-)

    Someone left a comment on my blog that I believe fit’s in here, If Obama is a joke, I dont want to know the punch line!

  7. Catmoves says:

    AOL spell checker still doesn’t recognize Obama nor Barack. They underline telling you they aren’t spelled correctly.
    Come for a visit, leave a comment on The One. “President Obama and Al Araybia.”

  8. joe says:

    ….Why are there so few real Barack Hussein Obama jokes?

    Most of them are true stories….

    So sad and yet so true! Thank God for the cartoonists. If it weren’t for them, all we’d have left would be the news, and we all know how unbiased that is.

  9. Gayle says:

    LOL! Thanks for the laughs, girlfriend! :)

  10. Tim says:

    Did you ever meet that guy in person? His ears are even more ridiculous up close.

  11. Conservative Cat says:

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  12. dons_mind says:

    cool! neeeded that laugh…..thanks!

  13. z says:

    “laugh on CREDIT?” Isn’t that what got us INTo this mess in the first place!? LOL!!

  14. Always On Watch says:

    The constant putting into play the race card makes BHO the Teflon Man.

    For how long? We can’t tell yet.

    But I have noted that certain Dems have shown signs of jealousy already in that they’re starting to resent all the attention BHO is getting.

    We’re definitely in for an interesting few years. I hope that BHO doesn’t serve for the full 8 years. Otherwise, I’ll have to go to live under a rock.

  15. elvis the original terminator says:

    hahahahahaha great joke page!!!!
    hugs
    elvis

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  22. trespassers william says:

    The Great Oz is no joke, he is a lie. One can only hope that everyone wakes up and sees that (which won’t happen thanks in part to the LSM). In the meantime Blagojevich is thrown to the dogs because if his situation drags on then facts about the Great Oz will begin to see the light of day. But doing things in the light and transparently is not what Oz or his Munchkins (Pelosi, Reed, et al) want. They know that if people were to really understand what they are attempting to do then they would be thrown out on their ears. By the way make sure to e-mail and thank the 142 that voted against the porkified bill. Finally, a little refernce to a Townhall blog;

  23. benning says:

    It’d be funny if it wasn’t so scary!

    The One is working hard to destroy the nation. Pretty soon we won’t be allowed to laugh at The One – no matter what foolishness he performs.

    Yeesh!

  24. Defiant_Infidel says:

    Hard to laugh, but these sure do help. Personally, I have immersed myself in work and copious amounts of snow divinely provided for snowmobile play (I figure I better use it now before it is “banned” to “save the planet”). I noticed the spellcheck correction suggestion to “Osama” that Pam mentions above, too… But as we get ready to watch OBamBam cower and apologetically kiss the feet of Iran’s Im-a-nut-job for all of us, I see the comparison is groundless.

    Only 1375 more days to go… How much real damage can he possibly do?

  25. KarL M says:

    Is it true…
    i heard in “honor” of the new president all RACEtracks are to be painted WHITE!!!!!
    The other day, in Manhattan, i passed by one of those guys who do card tricks…he was doing a race card trick….they were all JOKERS!!!!!
    Went shopping to get my wife a diamond ring, do you know they no longer have bigets along side the center stone…..wonder why???

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  36. Robert Garding says:

    I love this post Angel. Thanks for putting this all in perspective. I have been getting frustrated at the lack of common sense around lately. It is to laugh at it. Thanks for this one.

    -Robert-

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    -Robert-

  38. cube says:

    Yeah well goodness knows if we didn’t laugh, we’d cry. I’m with you, I’d rather laugh.

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  55. radar says:

    Yes, I needed a laugh right now, thanks!

    I saw Blago on Letterman (the only time I have watched Letterman in many years, the doof) and that was a laugh and an input interview into an asylum all at once!

  56. jonathan says:

    that is so funny