Barak ObamA: a JokE indeed
Hey sweet friends,
I once heard:
Even if there is nothing to laugh about, laugh on credit.
Sooooooooooooooo here goes!
Why does Barack Huuuuusein Obama want change so badly?
Because he wants every cent of it. 
What’s the difference between Obama bin Biden and Osama bin Laden?
With Obama bin Biden — you get two for the price of one. 
Why doesn’t Barak Hussein Obama laugh at himself?
Because it would be racist. 
And finally…………
Why are there so few real Barack Hussein Obama jokes?
Most of them are true stories. 
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
Kurt Vonnegut
Try to laugh sometimes sweet friends.
I know it hurts.
But it’ll do ya good. Trust me, I know.
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January 29th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
President Obama claims he wants politicians to be bipartisan which is not to be confused with bisexual although the similarities are obvious.
January 29th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Any dissent with Obama will be instantly labeled as racist.
January 29th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Well, the liberal cartoonists apparently think “that one” is too cool to satirize.
January 29th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Thanks Angel. I needed a good laugh.
And try this. Type “Obama” into your word processor and do a spell check. It then suggests “Osama”.
January 29th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
I have been trying to laugh, thanks for the reminder
Now this spending plan errr… I mean stimulus package isn’t helping me laugh except that I hope this whole thing is one big joke.
January 29th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Great Post Angel
Someone left a comment on my blog that I believe fit’s in here, If Obama is a joke, I dont want to know the punch line!
January 29th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
AOL spell checker still doesn’t recognize Obama nor Barack. They underline telling you they aren’t spelled correctly.
Come for a visit, leave a comment on The One. “President Obama and Al Araybia.”
January 29th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
….Why are there so few real Barack Hussein Obama jokes?
Most of them are true stories….
So sad and yet so true! Thank God for the cartoonists. If it weren’t for them, all we’d have left would be the news, and we all know how unbiased that is.
January 29th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
LOL! Thanks for the laughs, girlfriend!
January 29th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Did you ever meet that guy in person? His ears are even more ridiculous up close.
January 29th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Rod Blagojevich and the Insane Defense…
There is a general perception that Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich has lost his mind. Blagojevich was arrested late last year after having been caught on tape trading his office’s executive privileges for campaign contributions and other valuable co…
January 29th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
cool! neeeded that laugh…..thanks!
January 29th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
“laugh on CREDIT?” Isn’t that what got us INTo this mess in the first place!? LOL!!
January 29th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
The constant putting into play the race card makes BHO the Teflon Man.
For how long? We can’t tell yet.
But I have noted that certain Dems have shown signs of jealousy already in that they’re starting to resent all the attention BHO is getting.
We’re definitely in for an interesting few years. I hope that BHO doesn’t serve for the full 8 years. Otherwise, I’ll have to go to live under a rock.
January 29th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
hahahahahaha great joke page!!!!
hugs
elvis
January 29th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Did Ya Hear? The War On Terror Is Finished!…
Well sorta, Roger Cohen at the New York Times proclaimed it finished because of Obama’s recent “proclamations.”
In his first White House televised interview, with the Al Arabiya news network based in Dubai, United Arab Emirates, Pr…
January 29th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
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January 29th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
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January 30th, 2009 at 1:19 am
Palin May Be Tested Under Fire - Literally…
Mount Redoubt could erupt at any minute. When it does, it is not expected to be “just any little ol’ eruption’ either. It is entirely possible that the eruption, which could endanger Anchorage, is going to be a whopper.
“……
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January 30th, 2009 at 6:41 am
The Great Oz is no joke, he is a lie. One can only hope that everyone wakes up and sees that (which won’t happen thanks in part to the LSM). In the meantime Blagojevich is thrown to the dogs because if his situation drags on then facts about the Great Oz will begin to see the light of day. But doing things in the light and transparently is not what Oz or his Munchkins (Pelosi, Reed, et al) want. They know that if people were to really understand what they are attempting to do then they would be thrown out on their ears. By the way make sure to e-mail and thank the 142 that voted against the porkified bill. Finally, a little refernce to a Townhall blog;
January 30th, 2009 at 6:51 am
It’d be funny if it wasn’t so scary!
The One is working hard to destroy the nation. Pretty soon we won’t be allowed to laugh at The One - no matter what foolishness he performs.
Yeesh!
January 30th, 2009 at 7:30 am
Hard to laugh, but these sure do help. Personally, I have immersed myself in work and copious amounts of snow divinely provided for snowmobile play (I figure I better use it now before it is “banned” to “save the planet”). I noticed the spellcheck correction suggestion to “Osama” that Pam mentions above, too… But as we get ready to watch OBamBam cower and apologetically kiss the feet of Iran’s Im-a-nut-job for all of us, I see the comparison is groundless.
Only 1375 more days to go… How much real damage can he possibly do?
January 30th, 2009 at 8:28 am
Is it true…
i heard in “honor” of the new president all RACEtracks are to be painted WHITE!!!!!
The other day, in Manhattan, i passed by one of those guys who do card tricks…he was doing a race card trick….they were all JOKERS!!!!!
Went shopping to get my wife a diamond ring, do you know they no longer have bigets along side the center stone…..wonder why???
January 30th, 2009 at 9:23 am
You Paid For It…
Should Republicans roll over because Obama offers them a drink? (Hat Tip: Red Hot.)
John Murtha’s re-election: you paid for it. (Hat Tip: Hot Air.)
Alarming report: Global warming damage uncorrectable for 1,000 years. (Hat Tip: Crunchy Cons.)
…
January 30th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
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January 30th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Is Muntazer al-Zaidi Waiting for Other Shoe to Drop?…
Iraqis are paying tribute to the journalist who threw his shoes at then-President George Bush at a statue dedicated to the incident.
……
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January 30th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
I heard if you stand on Barry O’s left side, you can pick up Arab radio stations in stereo because of his two antenees…sorry…i mean ears…
January 30th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
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January 31st, 2009 at 11:43 am
A Bill to End All Activities Beyond Breathing in M…
The bill lists a multitude of inattentive behaviors including the consumption of food or beverage, tuning a radio, and even interacting with a passenger. Of course every imaginable behavior that could be deemed as inattentive couldnt be inclu…
January 31st, 2009 at 12:19 pm
I love this post Angel. Thanks for putting this all in perspective. I have been getting frustrated at the lack of common sense around lately. It is to laugh at it. Thanks for this one.
-Robert-
January 31st, 2009 at 12:26 pm
And how do I join the 101st /fighting Keyboardists? That sounds like a fun group…..
-Robert-
January 31st, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Yeah well goodness knows if we didn’t laugh, we’d cry. I’m with you, I’d rather laugh.
February 1st, 2009 at 1:57 am
Why Does Obama Hate White People and Want Them to Die?…
Evidently Barack Obama is too busy being The One (anointed) and the messiah to see to the needs of people in the mid-west who have been hit by one of the worst ice storms on record. (Obama Dozed, People Froze)
So, The One (anointed) is sitting around t…
February 1st, 2009 at 4:23 am
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February 1st, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Since Obama is using all his carbon allotment to heat the Oval to a point where he could ‘grow orchids’ what do we now refer to it as, the Green House or the not so green house?
February 1st, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Economics and the God Complex…
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February 2nd, 2009 at 6:57 am
I love that last picture there… ‘liberal white guilt,’ that could be my mom….
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February 3rd, 2009 at 7:45 pm
Fiscal Stabilization Act of 2009 HR 1–Part Two…
Part two of the Fiscal Stabilization Act of 2009.
• Agriculture Department. $209 million for “deferred” maintenance at “Agricultural Research Service facilities”.
• $245 million for updating the Agricultural De…
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February 5th, 2009 at 11:26 am
Yes, I needed a laugh right now, thanks!
I saw Blago on Letterman (the only time I have watched Letterman in many years, the doof) and that was a laugh and an input interview into an asylum all at once!