Arabs Love Camels and Israeli WomeN

Apparently Saudi men, (where no Jews are even allowed) are seeking Israeli brides. Ha.

“I’m asking for your help. I would like to meet an Israeli woman for marriage purposes,” Abdullah, a resident of Saudi Arabia, said in a recent letter to the Foreign Ministry in Jerusalem.

Arab men seek Israeli brides
“I have heard that the Israeli women are very smart and beautiful,” he added. “I’m ready to pay a dowry of camels, herds or even money. Please help me.”

“I promise you that she will fit in well with the rest of my wives,” he wrote.

This is coming from a people who hold “Camel Beauty Contests”, offering prizes worth nearly 10 million dollars. Strut those camels…… off their lean muscular legs.

And who can miss those big eyes, and curvaceous bodies?..Mmmmmmmmmmm.

Don’t forget friends.
Camels were actually integral to the Arab conquests of the Middle East and North Africa 1,400 years ago that inflicted Izzzlam upon the free world.
No wonder they dig them.
They have 40 terms for different types of camel. Forty. Uh huh.

Arabs take these contests quite seriously folks.
They prefer the camel nose to be long and droop down.
The ears should stand back, and the neck should be very long.
And don’t forget the ole “hump”. It must be high, but “slightly to the back”. Ah yes.
That makes all the difference, doesn’t it?

Oh, and by the way..
Can’t u Arab dudes find a “lovely” from among your own?

Don’t answer that.

Or did ya run out of 9 year olds yet?

Oh. OK. We’ll send you some “Israeli” women k?

But trust me. They won’t exactly be feedin your camels, if ya catch my drift.

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38 Responses to “Arabs Love Camels and Israeli WomeN”

  1. Gayle says:

    Camel contests??? LOL! I always knew the idiots were deranged but this is really certifiably insane, and any woman, Jewish or otherwise, who would marry these nutjobs is just as insane.

  2. Pink Panthere says:

    That was funny :D

  3. Bob says:

    “Arabs Love Camels and Israeli WomeN”

    I think they love Camels more than any women!

  4. David says:

    I wanna see camels in bikinis, camels mud wrestling and camels in talent competition (I really, really wanna see/hear a camel sing, “I Feel Pretty”) added to the contests.

  5. Katie says:

    When I read this article I howled in laughter, especially the line that the Foreign Ministry isn’t a matchmaking service.

    If they would remove the veils from their women, then they could find a lovely one amongst them. Or not.

  6. KarL M says:

    Absolutely hilarious Angel…caught you @ Yahoo…you rock..

    I heard there are a herd of angry goats and quite a few sheep that are a bit upset about being past over for Israeli women….

  7. North Northwester says:

    David says:
    “I wanna see camels in bikinis, camels mud wrestling and camels in talent competition…”

    …and I want to see a camel become Governor of Alaska and then be elected President of the USA next time, ins’alla!

    By the way, did you know that our illustrious British Prime Minister is considering awarding an honorary Knighthood to Senator Edward Kennedy!?

    Just when you think UK politicians can’t get stupider, they go ahead and do it anyway.

    Well, Sir Stirling Moss was knighted for his services to motor racing and Lionel Crabb got the Order of the British Empire for his wartime underwater work.
    Perhaps a knighthood will recognize Senator Kennedy’s contributions in both areas…

  8. joe says:

    It makes sense that they have run out of women. When they can marrry as many as they want and have already taken the girls down to about 2 years old, married all the camels, what’s left—-import more women! Might as well be Jewish women, they are well-known for their beauty!

  9. elvis the original terminator says:

    well i love Israeli women my self…… ;)
    love elvis
    P.S. I think the women can take care of themselves but shouldn’t we call PITA for the poor camels?

  10. OMMAG says:

    Possibly the stupidest human forms on the planet….. If it were not for the MSM holding that distinction …. they’d be a shoe-in!!!


    HAR! again………!!

  11. OMMAG says:

    Common ground eh?


  12. Haydn Kuhns says:

    Does Allah love women or men? He seems like a fruit-ball to me, how many VIRGINS does he have left?????????

  13. T F Stern says:

    I liked the cartoon figures, the one with Skinnyma and the one just below it, the one with Fatima… okay, I go be quiet in the corner now….

  14. Tony Smit says:

    And in the United States, the old joke is that cowboys loved their horses more than they loved women. Maybe because a horse would never whack them in the head with a frying pan.

    And children in this country love horses too, it’s a given that little girls want a horse for a pet. Or better, a unicorn.

    In the cartoon, the Kingdom of Id, Sir Rodney prefers his horse’s company to Miss Gwen. The Wizard gets into arguments with his wife all the time.

    So I say, if they like their camels, it’s just another big animal.

    The Republicans like their cartoon elephant and the Democrats like their cartoon donkey. They should have to clean up after themselves.

  15. MK says:

    Come to think of it, no matter how much money he has, there can’t possibly a Jewish woman dumb enough to believe that she’ll be fine with a Saudi.

  16. Jeff Guthery says:

    “If it werent for the Arabs u wudnt have wat u have2day”

    I wholeheartedly agree, particularly those long lines at the airport security checkpoints.

  17. celestial9513 says:

    It sounds like he just wants something new to add to his “collection” Maybe he already has several oriental , polynesian, russian , african etc. brides & now he needs an Israeli woman to round out his collection. It sounds like he collects wives like he does camels , & thinks he can just “buy” one. She’ll get along fine with the rest of his “collection” I’m sure.

  18. Karl M says:

    I guess that ends it for sheep & goats….with the Muzziemen looking to Israeli women, that will close down the farm!!!!!
    But thank Allahllalhalha, the cow is still safe…

  19. Pasadena Closet Conservative says:

    Some of those photos cracked me up! Just what the doctor ordered at the end of a hard day. Thanks.

  20. abel says:

    those girls are hot……

    its kind of sad though to see woman hold guns. some say it doesn’t take a man to hold guns. it makes them look tough, but i know some are sweethearts.

  21. Selvy says:

    Who cares about the Camel contest. At least it’s peaceful, like the Arab version of a Hot Rod contest. Except their mode of transportation spits.

    As for wanting an Israeli woman, hmmm. They can be quite beautiful. And maybe they’re sincere. And, after all, Mohammed married a Jewish princess (against her will) so it wouldn’t be the first time. But what woman would go to Saudi Arabia? The moment you step foot in the country you’re practically ‘owned’ by your husband. Things *might* be getting marginally better, but…I doubt it.

  22. DavidL says:

    I don’t think Arabs need Israeli women yet. I think they might have still have a few preteen girls who haven’t gotten married yet.

  23. American Male says:

    This isn’t racist, it’s funny!
    Having been to the middle east, the muzlims are a strange and backward breed. Israeli women are indisputably desirable and preferable to a camel. Besides, camels spit, Israeli’s don’t.

    The modern definition of a “racist” is anyone winning an argument with a liberal!

  24. z says:

    They probably want to kill Israeli women one by one and this is a great way to find them.
    Picture ONE ISraeli woman falling for THIS? you can’t make this stuff UP! (or DID YOU, Angel!?)

  25. Matt says:

    He should have sent his letter to the arab league and thier opec member countries but to think of an isreali woman as his wife is a lifetime mirage.
    KEEP dreaming dummmmmmmmmmmmmy.

  26. John Andrews says:

    It all looks the same to me, a society devoted to homophobic, chauvinist, and racist fairy tales, being forced on the rest of the society. Do you know why the are lots of Muslims, throughout history they were great at killing the other people. You know why there are lots of Christians, they were great at killing other people. Both religions spread by the sword.

    PS Check out a dog show, and then tell me how it is so different from the camel contest. Ridiculous, childish, and simplistic

  27. Watersisland says:

    Well you guys can banter back and forth all you want, but the women say it’s you guys that are the ugly ones. There are very attractive Jewish women and very attractive Arab women- and they all come over here in the U.S. I’ve got one coming right now.

  28. pikee_daulton says:

    This article was intended to be light hearted humor. If there are those so weak that this rediculous article offends them, then they are probably miserable people, anyway.

  29. dougx says:

    John Andrews says: “Both religions spread by the sword”

    Actually John, Christianity spread mostly by kings and/or emperors who became christians and then coerced their own subjects to become christians. Of course, the early christians voluntarily chose that religion. The Muslim conversions were all forced on each tribe or nation by an outside invading force.

  30. Just Wondering says:

    This was very cute , and funny. I see no harm in any of it. I think you picked the worst of pictures for the Arab women, as I have seen some very fine ones. And as for the Israeli women nice job, very hot. Shame on any of you that took this to seriously, and you know who you are. This could be done with any persons origins. The camel and young age thing did get a little sick though. Only one nagging question I’ve always had virgin what? Males, Females, Animals, Plants, I think before I blew myself up I would need a little more clarification!!!!!!!!!!!

  31. maqshiz says:

    Sister religion let’s all live together. They are many other jokes we can relate too . And many other problems to worry about let’s let god make this world a better place to live in and get along. Short life let’s enjoy and let other people enjoy

  32. Leveller says:

    What do you expect from people whose proverb goes “a woman for babies,a boy for pleasure,a melon for ecstasy”

  33. David says:

    John Andrews stupidly avers,

    “Do you know why the are lots of Muslims, throughout history they were great at killing the other people. You know why there are lots of Christians, they were great at killing other people. Both religions spread by the sword.”

    Difference: Mohammed was a mass murderer, a rapist, a torturer, a liar, thief, pedophile and obese sex glutton who used NOTHING but the sword to spread his religion. All the Muslims who are mass murderers, rapists, thieves, etc., are simply good Muslims following the words and deeds of their prophet.

    OTOH, Jesus of Nazareth gave us, “Love your enemy, do good to him who curses you… ” etc. And anyone who emulates Mohammed’s brutal life and CLAIMS to be a Christian is a liar.

    Big difference.

    Muslims demand that others die for Islam.

    Christians (no, not liars emulating Mohammed’s behavior and claiming it’s to further the message of one to whom their acts are anathema) OTOH have been known to die for their own faith rather than compel others against their conscience.

    John Andrews simply makes false and stupid allegations without any factual basis. Dhimmi.

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    All that one can say is that the true backwardness of the arab culture is displayed by the arabs own words. The concept of zero was discovered and developed by the Hindus.

  38. RastaMan says:

    That was some funny stuff.
    I know a lot of girls that went through IDF training (hell, I even trained a few myself) and they’re really just like any other girl. They get a taste of what’s it like shooting a weapon, and learn about it for self defence, but most girls won’t serve in a combatant position. There ARE a few units, though, of purely combatant girls who actually fight like the men. And they are so smoking HOT, they keep on top shape and it shows. Dang. Dating one of these is like scoring a Victoria Secret model.