If God wrote billboards. Heh.

What part of ‘Thou shalt not…’ didn’t you understand? …God

That ‘Love thy neighbor thing…’ I meant it. …God

Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. …God

You think it’s hot here? …God

Don’t make me come down there. …God


If you must curse, use your own name! …God

Ha. Have a blessed weekend sweet friends!

21 Responses to “God”

  1. Paul Champagne says:

    7 Days Without God Makes One Weak

  2. Nickie Goomba says:

    “Don’t make me stop this car!” Or was that my father. I get them confused.

  3. Jackie says:

    Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
    Give me the grace to see a joke,
    To get some humor out of life,
    And pass it on to other folk!

    Love your post, Angel!! Have a great week end…

  4. Matt says:

    Good one, Angel!

  5. Robert says:

    Now my friend……I love this one. These would make great bumper stickers don’t you think? I wonder if I made a bunch if people would want them? Great post.

  6. Brooke says:

    You have a good weekend, Angel!

  7. JMK says:

    GREAT post! Those are not only amusing, but very pertinent admonitions.

  8. Katie says:

    Now that Obama has received the NPP for doing nothing, will the world now name him God then?

  9. Karen Howes says:

    Thanks, Angel. :-)

  10. Seane-Anna says:

    Sometimes the best way to tell the truth is with a little humor. Good one, Angel! And Paul Champagne, good one from you, too! :)

  11. ben says:


  12. Dr. Dave says:

    These were all on billboards about 10 years ago. That ad campaign needs to come back in a hurry.

  13. tapline says:

    Angel, Great sayings, Keep blogging…..stay well….

  14. Always On Watch says:

    God’s covenant is not subject to mediation and arbitration. This generation, even many so-called ministers, don’t get that fact!

  15. nancz says:

    I like the DEAR GOD letters:

    Did You mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident?


  16. Bunni says:

    I really liked these, Angel: I hope you had a blessed Sunday.
    and Saturday too ;-)
    I liked the one about there being a test…we are being tested now, &
    people should read their Bibles and Pray, we are in evil times.

    Here are a few more:

    Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
    Do your best and then sleep in peace. God is Awake.
    Don’t put a question mark where God put a period.
    Don’t wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
    Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord!

    Fear knocked. Faith answered. No one was there.

    God Bless You and all your readers!

  17. KarL M says:

    Just a thought…if DOG is man’s best friend, and that spells GOD if you hold it up to a mirror…DOG/GOD….so he must be something of value to mankind!!!!! (and womankind, of course). We just got to figure out exactly what that is…and spread it…..

  18. Dr. Dave says:


  19. cube says:

    Our kids aren’t being taught the good things about our country, only the bad things. It is incumbent upon every parent to do the research and fight the liberal propaganda our kids are being taught in school. We found that dinner time was a good time to discuss events of our day and we ran into some doozies even though our girls attended a private catholic school. I can’t imagine what kids who attended public schools ran across. It’s a sorry state of affairs for kids who don’t have parents to help instill real values.

  20. MK says:


    Nice collection there Angel.

  21. Debbie says:

    Glad you had a good weekend Angel.