Climate Change..Ha
Copenhagen is preparing for the climate change summit that will produce as much carbon dioxide as a town the size of Middlesbrough.
“…the total number of limos in Copenhagen next week has already broken the 1,200 barrier..
And the total number of electric cars or hybrids among that number? “Five”…The airport says it is expecting up to 140 extra private jets during the peak period alone..
As well 15,000 delegates and officials, 5,000 journalists and 98 world leaders, the Danish capital will be blessed by the presence of Leonardo DiCaprio, Daryl Hannah, Helena Christensen, Archbishop Desmond Tutu and Prince Charles. A Republican US senator, Jim Inhofe, is jetting in at the head of an anti-climate-change “Truth Squad.” The top hotels – all fully booked at £650 a night – are readying their Climate Convention menus of (no doubt sustainable) scallops, foie gras and sculpted caviar wedges.
Copenhagen climate summit: 1,200 limos, 140 private planes and caviar wedges
According to the organisers, the eleven-day conference, including the participants’ travel, will create a total of 41,000 tonnes of “carbon dioxide equivalent”, equal to the amount produced over the same period by a city the size of Middlesbrough.
Ha.
Talk about leading by example eh?
Ah yes. The grandiose “elites” who demand that everyone else make sacrifices in the name of ahem..poor ole “Mother earth” while they zoom around in CO2 belching private jets and soak their botoxed bodies in heated swimming pools.
Mmm Hmm.
I really believe in global warming. I stared at the sun recently, and I’m much blinder than the last time I stared at the sun.
When I meet women, I immediately start talking about global warming. It’s a real icebreaker.
Sheryl Crow suggests that one way to combat global warming is to use only one square of toilet paper per bathroom visit.
My suggestion: never shake Sheryl Crow’s hand.
By the way, Sheryl’s Crow’s touring requirements include three tractor trailers, four buses and six cars.
All this bunk coming from Hussein obama and Al Goron whose “carbon footprint” is no doubt bigger than King Kong’s footprints.
“A Tennessee-based free market think-tank said Mr Gore’s home used more than 20 times the national average of gas and electricity.
.. Utility bills obtained from public records indicated that Mr Gore’s 20-room house and swimming pool in Nashville used nearly 221,000 kWh in 2006, compared with a yearly average of 10,656.”
Gore accused of energy hypocrisy
And Madonna, the other messiah of global warming who just happenes to own at least 6 gas—guzzling cars including a Mercedes Maybach, um… two Range Rovers, Audi A-8s and a Mini Cooper S.
But hey! Y’all shut off those evil light bulbs and stop usin those those dirty old plastic bags k?
December 7th, 2009 at 12:08 am
Well said Angel. Just more from the “do as I say, and not as I do left.”
December 7th, 2009 at 1:18 am
But… if I hunt, then I might accidentally shoot Bambi. And you know how my precious little granddaughter will feel about that when she finds out papa killed Bambi.
… unless she learns to like the taste of venison first …
December 7th, 2009 at 7:55 am
HAHA! Nice! Let me know when that penguin is extra crispy please *mouth watering*
December 7th, 2009 at 9:09 am
AGW=Al Gore’s Wrong
although the libs are scurrying to excuse Climategate.
December 7th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
International organizations are all about self-important people traveling the world on someone else’s dime.
This is a complete metaphor for these “do as I say, not as I do” hypocrites.
It’s about them controlling us while exempting themselves from their own petty rules.
“All animals are equal. Some animals are more equal than others”
– George Orwell, Animal Farm
December 7th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Hypocrites, YES!
The summit will produce as much energy transporting and upkeeping the attendees as the amount produced each day in 30 small countries.
Global Climate Change is the biggest scam in human history. Al Gore makes Bernie Madoff look like Mother Theresa.
December 7th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Hopefully, the Copenhagen attendees will be as feckless as the rest of the U.N.
Did you catch the EPA announcement on CO2? Time to write our Congressman.
December 7th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
11. Don’t fart.
All kidding aside, we really WOULD be living the way you listed if the lefties had their way.
When they’re not jetting off and creating as many “greenhouses gases” as an entire town, that is.
December 7th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
Look at it this way…with all the HOT AIR coming out of the (not so) White House and other misc. blowholes, we are bound to have a “little’ global warming…don’t you think??????
December 8th, 2009 at 5:13 am
“Talk about leading by example eh?”
The hypocrisy is vomit-inducing isn’t it. The fact that these sniveling hypocrites are gathering there like flies to a pile of excrement is testament also to their utter lack of shame.
December 8th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Awesome Angel!
December 8th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Oh, this is GOOD, Angel!
I shouldn’t sell sex a la Rule 5, but I can do a Friday Funnies Roundup… (Yeah, last Sunday was the first and last in that line.)
This one’ll be the first up. I love the penguin on the spit!!
December 8th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Global warming is a religion for self-loathing lunatics. Love the top ten list.
December 8th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
If we would just build a giant space bucket, fill it with water, and dump it on the sun, this wouldn’t be a problem.
December 8th, 2009 at 7:30 pm
What RightKlik said. But those lunatics are in charge of the asylum, RK.
December 8th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
That’s a great image Angel
December 8th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
That #1 way is the leftistas’ method for thinning the herd — of conservatives only, of course. **snerk**
December 9th, 2009 at 5:38 am
You make fun with the 10 ways to stop AGW, but that’s really want they want, ya know.
December 9th, 2009 at 9:20 am
Al Qaeda’s number two, Ayman al Zawahri, released a video today praising Malcolm X, and slamming America as an “criminal imperialist oppressor”.
I know what you’re thinking: he’s obviously angling for a spot in President Obama’s cabinet. Well, too bad, Big Al, but you blew it with that “House Negro” remark. The Democrat Party does not tolerate such racially divisive language when its directed at anyone but a Black Republican. Perhaps if Zahawri clarifies his remarks and explains that he was actually referring to Condoleeza Rice, there might be a place for him on the pulpit at Obama’s church. If he amps up his anti-American rants a little bit, I’m sure he could even get a job teaching at the University of Illinois.
He already attacked the Pentagon once, so that should look good on his resume.
December 9th, 2009 at 10:57 am
The leaked emails are a HUGE public service.
That information BELONGS to the public!
Moreover, they show the pseudo-”scientists” involved, for what they are, petty, anti-scientific folks who don’t even have basic human integrity.
NO real scientist would fudge date and look to make the data fit his preconceived theorem….those who do that are NOT “scientists” and shouldn’t be allowed to call themselves that no matter what level of education they may have attained.
December 9th, 2009 at 11:37 am
Well, it was minus 14 degrees this morning when I went out to walk the dogs.
Global warming my a**.
December 9th, 2009 at 11:57 am
It’s a global frigid nine degrees here today and windier than all get out!
December 9th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
It only snowed here 3 times last week … This global warming is turning the deserts of El Paso into a skiing resort.
December 9th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
I’ve begun collecting data on the effects of climate change on the intelligence of the mentally deficient (liberals in general).
Preliminary analysis seems to indicate that global wraming makes ordinary idiots into complete morons.
December 9th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
It is all such bunk. Why do people continue to swallow it?
December 9th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
Great one, Angel. It is a farce of gigantic proportions.
Has anybody told these idiots that the reason CO2 should be called a “greenhouse gas” is because plant life… all plant life… subsists on and consumes it? How about the fact that the plant life produces oxygen as a result of the process?
Know anybody with a use for oxygen???
December 11th, 2009 at 8:28 am
Thanks ! Linked this in the Friday Funnies roundup…
Cheers,
Ran / Si Vis Pacem