Airline Security?

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Atlanta Airport

Atlanta ATC: “Tower to Saudi Air 911 — You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R.”

Saudi Air: “Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel’s runway 9R – All-ah be Praised.

Atlanta ATC: “Tower to Iran Air 711 –You are cleared to land westbound on runway
9R.

“Iran Air: “Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel’s runway
9R. – All-ah is Great. Pause:

Static..
Saudi Air: “ATLANTA ATC! ATLANTA ATC!”

Atlanta ATC: “Go ahead Saudi Air 911?”

Saudi Air: “YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY, GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE.”

Atlanta ATC: “Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Be careful now and tell All-ah “hey” for us — y’all hear?”

Bwhahahah!laugh-lol-smile

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17 Responses to “Airline Security?”

  1. proof says:

    Sometimes, you either have to laugh or cry! Thanks for the laugh!

  2. Debbie says:

    Good one Angel.

  3. Mr. Shife says:

    Nice one. And I really like the cartoon about fig leaves. Thanks for sharing the laughs.

  4. Christopher says:

    Angel, Thanks for the satire. The scenario brings to mind a miltary tale (not sure if true and this is not verbatim) but a US Fighter pilot was flying into Iraq from an Aircraft Carrier in the gulf.

    He called to advise (as is practice) Iran of his flight path to avoid confusion and was told he was in THEIR airspace. This was NOT the case, so he radioed back to state again his course and advise they were wrong.

    They informed the US Pilot that he was in violation of Irans airspace and they were sending THEIR fighter jets for intercept.

    Our Pilot again reiterated his proper position and informed them (Iranians) that if they were indeed sending their fighter jets he would be more than happy to wait for them,,,,,the Iranian controllers ended their transmission.

  5. jadedfellow says:

    Thanks Luv,

    I’d write more but I gotta run home, yah made me pee my pants.

  6. Stanford Matthews says:

    This must be the ‘unending wit’ part in your blog’s header. Of course it displays the ‘brilliance’ thing as well. As for the airport scenario…. if only it was that easy 8)

  7. travis erwin says:

    Yeah one of these days they’ll make me shave all my body hair before I can fly.

  8. Ron Russell says:

    I hate to be crude, but when I saw the cartoon above and the guard said fig leaves, I thought bet those passengers were glad the terrorist threat didn’t involve
    as#holes. Sorry couldn’t let that one pass!

  9. Snarky Basterd says:

    Irony is a beautiful thing.

  10. C-Christian Soldier says:

    ROF-LOL–
    9-11 9 R Eastbound-7-11 9R Westbound / I thought– WHAT!???!-he’s sending them into each other -and-before I read the rest– a big smile came to my face and heart–
    My BAD ?!! :-)
    Thanks-This made my day–
    C-CS

  11. C-Christian Soldier says:

    BTW-I’m so ‘swiping’ this!!!
    will give you credit -though…(-:

    C-CS

  12. KarL M says:

    Love it Angel…i am still on the floor laughing..
    Could you add a Syrian Airliner on one of the crossing runways,
    just for fun!!!!

  13. Karen Howes says:

    Oh, that was great! LOL

  14. JMK says:

    Funny stuff!

    Of course the fact that such jokes are considered “politically incorrect” in this country only shows how doomed we really are.

    We have an incompetent hack from Reno’s failed DoJ in Eric Holder looking to try terrorists in civilian courts where most of the evidence against them can’t be used due to its being classified….and NONE of them were mirandized nor did their Military captors follow ANY of the guidelines of the American justice system…and has been stocking the DoJ with attorneys who’ve either defended or advocated on behalf of jihadists.

  15. Krystal says:

    I am so passing that one on!!!

  16. Katie says:

    LOL That was wonderful!

  17. Daphne Of Argos says:

    Thank you for sharing that one. Loved it