Mother’s Day

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
Milton Berle

Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: ‘This looks much better on.’ On what? On fire?”
Rita Rudner

“Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?”
Sigmund Freud

“Humpty, if I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a hundred times not to sit on that wall. But would you listen to me? Noooo!”
Humpty Dumpty’s mother Ha

Stumped on what to give this year?

Gifts that never fail:

-A homemade coupon for a half hour back massage, foot massage, pedicure, or whatever kind of pampering she deserves.

-Breakfast in Bed. An oldie but goodie.

-Gift certificate to her favorite store..or in my case…stores. Heh

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To my sweet friends.

May you be as happy as
you have made those around you.
And…For offering a lifetime of your tenderhearted love,
May you receive nothing but blessings from the Lord above
.

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23 Responses to “Mother’s Day”

  1. z says:

    adorable pictures…and sayings!
    HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TO ALL THE MOMS OUT THERE, especially YOU, Angel! xx

  2. Christopher says:

    A Very Happy Mothers Day to you Angel! And all Mothers for that matter!

  3. C-Christian Soldier says:

    Thank you-my friend and to YOU as well!!
    HAPPY MOTHER”S DAY!!!!!
    C-CS

  4. PatriotUSA says:

    Have a great Mother’s day! My Mom passed away seven years ago and I miss her
    terribly. My wife is awesome and I have two great kids, so I am blessed. Hope your day is incredibly fantastic!

  5. Brooke says:

    I’m all for the breakfast in bed!

  6. Perri Nelson says:

    I know more than a few mothers. I guess I’ve got a lot of happiness to be wishing! So I’ll start here. Happy Mother’s Day to every mother that associates with this blog!

  7. Debbie says:

    Happy Mother’s Day Angel.

  8. Silverfiddle says:

    Very nice. Happy Mothers Day!

    Here’s a snippet of William Ross Wallace:

    Woman, how divine your mission

    Here upon our natal sod!

    Keep, oh, keep the young heart open

    Always to the breath of God!

    All true trophies of the ages

    Are from mother-love impearled;

    For the hand that rocks the cradle

    Is the hand that rules the world.

  9. Layla says:

    Happy Mothers Day hun!!!! xoxoxo Loads of hugs to yah girl!!! :)

  10. William Stout says:

    Happy Mother’s day! I hope that it is pleasant and memorable for all of the moms.

  11. C-Christian Soldier says:

    Angel-I just posted a Mother’s Day wish (got the idea while at church)-for my favorites in this blog world;;

    Hugs-
    Carol

  12. Goodnight Vienna says:

    Thanks for reminding me, Angel. It’s been so busy with the election I’d completely forgotten (kids in another country, mum died years ago so there’s no-one else to remind me). I hope you had/have a wonderful day xx

  13. tha malcontent says:

    Happy Mothers Day Sweetheart.

  14. DD2 says:

    Happy Mothers Day Sweetheart.

  15. Katie says:

    Happy Mother’s Day to you too!

  16. jadedfellow says:

    A real Woman wants to be loved for what she is.

  17. Teresa says:

    Have a wonderful Mother’s Day! :)

    Loved the jokes!

  18. JINGOIST says:

    Thanks for the laugh Angel! I called my mom first thing this morning.She tells me there are some “questions” about that night 47 years ago that she’s been meaning to talk to me about…LOL!

  19. RightKlik says:

    Happy mother’s day, y’all!

  20. KarL M says:

    Just a slight reminder…where would we ALL be without Mother’s???????

  21. cube says:

    I hope you got what you wanted for Mother’s Day. I sure did… peace and quiet. In my loud, busy house, a day of downtime for myself is a real treat.

  22. Pasadena Closet Conservative says:

    My mother is in Heaven with my dad. I still talk to her every day. Yesterday was somewhat difficult, but I still honored her memory in every way I could.

  23. Dapoppins says:

    Happy Day to you too!